Hey Sup Forums. Is there a way to enjoy life other than playing video games and fucking?
Honestly, i literally have 0 money to spend on any hobby. I have to torrent all of the games, and i only can buy obscure 2000-2010 multiplayer games. Government taxes EVERYTHING, there is a fucking %50 tax on electronics. Getting a "le gamur pc" is just a dream for me, it costs a salary of 4 months, and im talking the full paycheck. My internet speed is fucking 1MB, and its considered super fast for me. I have to pay 120 liras to get it.
What am i supposed to do? All i CAN do is go to work, eat, sleep and play vidya. Sex isn't fun anymore, and im unironically considering suicide.
You could be respected Imam or honored member of the Kebab stands? which do you prefer? I would say that people respect the big bearded Imam more than the degenerate kebab chief.
concentrate all your studies to hadihts and one day you will climb the stairs to the imam tower and shout prayer calls with pure heart
Easton Hall
read some dank comics
Jack Flores
Join ISIS and redeem your 72 roasties
Caleb Rivera
I assume you have absolutely no idea what the fuck are you talking about.
Converting to islam? Really? I practiced islam until age of 16. Wonder why i left? It doesn't fucking work. Prayers are just bullshit poems. I used to pray all the time, and NOTHING good EVER happened to me. And i prayed while i was unaware that there is a possibility that a creator doesn't exist.
Have you ever met an imam? My uncle is one. She used to beat my sister for fucking walking around when we were visiting a neighbour, and he told me that this was a halal thing to do. And you know what happened when i tried to come out to my very religious father? He threatened to shoot me. Yes, he loaded his gun and threatened me if i disobey Allah i would die.
Islam is the most ignorant, and the most delusional religion out of all. I'd rather die a scum known to mankind to die a honorable imam.
Henry Sanders
Learn some science you turkish piece of shit, it's fascinating
If I were you I'd start with chemical pesticides
Bentley Lee
Honestly, no. Unless you get a big goal. I live to get a good amount of money from studying CS and then focus on building my own business.
Ryder Allen
How can poor people enjoy fucking knowing that knocking her up can ruin whats left of their lives? Easier to just stay a virgin for life if you never want to have kids- or find a rare exception of woman past her childbearing years thats still attractive somehow
Jordan Rogers
I am Imam Yusuz Suleyman and I have not disobeyed Allah or his prophet.
There are two paths for you: The path of the Kafir and the Path of the Dog
Verily, it is easier for a Kafir to enter to a kingdom of heaven than it is for a dog who has renounced his faith, verily, Allah is mighty and wise
Jace Thomas
Move to a bigger city with more opportunity
>german flag >turk Like clockwork
Matthew Long
Shoot yourself, roach.
Julian Martinez
Based fucking roach. I can't help but have feels for you.
Dylan Hall
Going to hell, because i'm living a very unfair life, i have been let down many times and i got nothing in return of my prayers (ever).
This is why i hate religion. Haven't you ever thought about this?
Robert Gutierrez
You forgot the biological purpose of your life, that's why. Where are your kids?
Juan King
why so furious? also i don't feel that i have enough responsibility to look after a kid. i'd really rather live my life.
Owen Long
normal fags do the same but instead of playing video games they spend time with their friends and social media.
Jace Ramirez
How do teams and players from your country like this exist and do well then? They seemed to figure it out.
Playing the same game, in the same style over and over again until your hands get used to it is not a talent user. Sports in general is just a huge hunka horseshit to me. Also, they are usually rich INTJ kids, so no big surprise.
Benjamin Gomez
Why don't you try alcoholism? Worked for me. You could also probably go to Germany for a few months and return with lots of money paper to buy transistor particles and click calculator plays.
Liam Nelson
I don't care what you do. Just answering the question.
Luis Rivera
I think you could do it if they could... Turkish talent pool is low. I play ESEA rank-S on a premier team and get paid even though its shit and I've been playing CS for about a year, and the game is over saturated as fuck in the US
Easton Myers
only if a bottle of jack daniels didnt cost 100 liras. beer is fucking garbage, i only like the hard stuff. also good idea, %100 will try
Luis Lopez
Find a nicer, more traditional roachette. Marry her. Have larva. Grow old and fat with brood.
Anthony Thompson
dude stop complaining
it's not our fault your currency is worthless
Sebastian Martinez
There is so much shit to do. But you can't enjoy life if you're a poorfag. Acquire currency.
Robert Ramirez
Main player base of CS in Turkey is kids with age ranging from 8-13. Also, gaming can not be considered as a future here. No one would even bother to call you a man if they learned you play vidya jaems for a living.
Adam Johnson
>Why don't you try alcoholism? Worked for me. God bless the balkan spirit
Efes is acceptable, but if you don't like beer I can understand that Do like every other turk and go buy some alcohol from abroad
Ethan Evans
Have you considered taking up shitposting as a hobby?
Bentley Ortiz
Conduct an actual Coup and oust the Muslim Brotherhood, form an actual democracy
Kevin Russell
Complaining about life on family friendly liberal anime imageboards is my only lifeline.
Brandon Sanders
You won't find consumption of food, pussy, drugs,etc. Motivating after a while. What you need is legacy. You need to change the world for the better and accept that unless you're an attention whore you'll likely die unknown or unappreciated for it all the same. Plant some trees, volunteer your time for causes you believe in, clean up a river bank, etc. Bring a higher quality of life around you and inspire that change to live on and you'll find what you're looking for.
Nathan Price
Things are always darkest before the dawn Turkbro. Things will get better.
Robert Flores
drugs will make everything better
Julian Myers
You can always try workout. Its fun and you will feel better after every workout session.
If you are feeling exotic, join the military. I would love to be a tank driver or military pilot.
Nolan Lewis
I'm in the same spot roach. Sounds like you're approaching an existential crisis which is something for the life of me i cannot shake. Over the years I wasted my life on various timesinks like videogames, Sup Forums and weed. But they lose their novelty after awhile. Now Its beer and porn.
I make $12/hr in a boring field that makes me want to blow my brains out unironically. No room for any real advancement and I'd have to get a degree in the field to have any chance at making enough to raise a family. But I hate school. I live with some roomates and barely afford my rent and bills, most of my money goes to beer and junkfood. Somehow I'm good with women and can pick them up at bars but I don't even care anymore.
I think many of us are in similar situations as deadend job 20-somethings that bought into the "happiness is the meaning of life" meme. You and I are depressed because we havent forged a purpose for ourselves. It's why religion feels good and religious people are the most content. Its a pre-packaged purpose with a list of rules and a positive community. But we have denied reality through the usual outlets like videogames and porn until it comes crashing down with the realization you have no skills and haven't worked to earn your contentment.
Tyler Sanders
>joining the turkish military
Dominic Kelly
You're alright
Luis Jenkins
>joining any military
Asher Anderson
In the West we go out with our friends at the weekend - go to some bars etc. - but I assume all the bars in Turkey are closed now because alcohol is haram so I don't know if this advice is helpful.
Ryan Fisher
actually this
Make like an anglo and build a family. Everybody thinks they will fail as a parent, but most people actually manage.
Dunno, take up hiking? trekkinginturkey.com/ it's pretty based, and you can get started with very little and buy shit as you need/want to.
Maybe get into computer programming, teach yourself do shit that works on whatever crap computer you have, then decide if you want to expand your hobby to pro (and maybe move the fuck out of Turkey).
Jaxson Allen
Claim you're a refugee and move to Europe. Don't tell them you're not a muslim though, they wouldn't take you if they knew that.
Daniel Gonzalez
>it costs a salary of 4 months Same in Poorland, but i still managed to buy it. No excuses.
Angel Brown
Why would you buy overpriced imported American whisky?
Gabriel Foster
turks only make rakı, beer and wine thats why
Samuel Morales
try killing yourself and being reincarnated literally anywhere but turkey
David Martin
Its ths place for people who eant action and have no real family.
I wouldnt mind being a killer for erdogan or being a real net negative on society as long as im fine.
Also, either survive the military or get your death wish as a "hero"
John White
Kill yourself by hanging, you will get a huge amount of adrenaline and help the white race at the same time. Go turkroach, its your destiny
Noah Rivera
Same thing albania. kill yourself
Aiden Perry
Learn some code or other professional shit and go work and make money
Brandon Cruz
Garden.
I'm serious.
Especially for turkroaches.
Didn't you guys lose your last urban park or something?
Aaron Long
Your bants suck. Learn from the brits.
Also, this is a comfy thread.
Ian Robinson
If you got nothing to live for, you can do anything.
If you want purpose, give up videya games. Its not a cheap hobby. It consumes time and money. Get some work out.
Pretend to be religious to get favors. Grt education in easy fields. Nurse training is like 24 months and its cheap.
Austin Flores
Find good woman in your country to start a family. Work hard to make her and your children happy. Thats all, you'll find things that make you happy some time.
Matthew Morales
>america >banter my sweet summer child
Caleb Thompson
you mean turban park?
Nathan Lee
You don't want to say that to me. When muslims die, they tend to take kaffirs with them. Now go FCK that anime pillow degen. :)
Isaac Cruz
Just move to Czechia and open kebab stand you will be happy here ppl are polite if you are not islamist. You will make alot money here
Ryder Hughes
You have a better life than 50% of USA. You haven't tried the American trick for living yet: Jesus and food.
Ethan Ward
Good gaming pc cos like one paycheck here its ok 4m of saving
>And you know what happened when i tried to come out to my very religious father? He threatened to shoot me. Yes, he loaded his gun and threatened me if i disobey Allah i would die.
What the fuck? You live in trabzon or any other garbage city?
Justin Anderson
Try a different kind of escapism.
Liam Lee
>Pretend.
Key word here OP.
Pretend.
Focus everything you have in saving cash and getting the hell out.
If you're facing an existential crisis, I suggest you make the one purpose of your life is to save up and escape while you can.
Bullshit everyone that comes your way and leave them behind in the dust dude, sounds like you're stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Eli Gomez
if you have no money enough to buy a gaming pc , you can not enjoy your life . you only can work , earn shit poor money and live .
Brandon Bennett
[LIVE] Turkish Militas are wielding dangerous weapons for the Turkish Civilians.
Nathan Thompson
In murica I was paying 100 dollars for 200 kb/s download and 50 kb/s upload.
Sounds like you got it easy in that regard, roach.
Chase Fisher
What do you think is the real political situation in your country?
Dylan Nelson
Why does Merkel import Halal dicks for the wives of cuck men in Germany?
Gabriel Carter
>be me >100 mb down >50 up >own server >30€
Jaxson Richardson
It's almost like it has human feelings.
Jackson Phillips
>purchasing alcohol >2016
you can make your own at a ratio of about 3.00 USD to 32 ounces and its quite potent as well
Jaxon Green
Immigrate to Germany or Sweden.
Jace Nelson
Arm yourself. you can take hunting licence for 26 lira for 5 years. There are Turkish made AR-15 hunting rifles. Prices about 1500 lira. The civil war is about to begin. We need experienced people to defend our country from Muhammed cosplayers. Go a gym. be /fit/
this might well be the first turkish poster that is remotely intelligent I've ever seen
are you a greek or something?
Elijah Reyes
YA ALLAH BISMILLAH ALLAHU EKBER ISLAM CONQUERED ISTANBUL AS OUR PROPHET HZ.MUHAMMAD(SALAHALLU ALAYHI VA SALAM) PREDICTED IT WE WILL CONQUER RUSSIA JUST LIKE ISTANBUL FOR THE GLORY OF THE ALL-MERCIFUL FREE FALESTINE FREE UYGHURISTAN MAKE DUA FOR THE LIONS IN CHECHENIA
Angel Rodriguez
I find it hilarious that your ID is almost basically Pork Rib
Austin Lee
One will never reach distant shores, if he chooses to remain upon the dock, in fear his little ship of dreams may be dashed against the rocks.
We aren't beaten yet. Join us.
Jack Ross
I find that getting into learning and producing primitive technology has helped me, such as making chinampas, making survival pottery, and producing rope from grass. Just something to break the monotony.
Brandon Morris
i pay 5 euro for the same kek
Jayden Torres
Praise Ahmed user, religion is useless.
Angel Carter
Pick up a musical instrument.No kidding.
Jace Miller
...
Colton Harris
>sex
NORMIES OUT REEEEEEE
Brayden Rivera
I get about 0.8MB here and pay $40 USD. I cannot get anything better.
Cameron Murphy
come home white man
Cameron Perez
go watch your wife getting fucked by albanians , you cuck.
David Ward
Bringing back memories of when I lived on an acreage in the countryside, only had one shitty option for internet. It was point to point and I could barely stream video. Fucking awful times
Jackson Bell
the old wise japanese man strikes again
Daniel Brooks
Move to Greece pasham
Oliver Jackson
based Turkbro Just pretend that you believe, like I do. Dont crush your grandmas heart.
Gabriel Martin
Watch anime. Read manga.
Jaxson Carter
Go play EU4 to kill the time, also get a usefull degree or trade.
Blake Diaz
>Convert to Christianity. >Immigrate to Europe. >Get a good liberal waifu because you look Arabic >?????? >profit