STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW. PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE; YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT edition
/brit/
Easton Watson
John Hernandez
good edition
Connor Baker
this desu
also liverpool
Christian Walker
BY AZURA, BY AZURA, BY AZURA, THE GRAND CHAMPION!
David Phillips
there should be one political party
Connor Johnson
american mass mobilisation
Jackson Gonzalez
Shitting myself right now tbqh lads. Some woman at work who I often come onto in a jokey way caught me looking down her top and she's usually super friendly to me and she refused to talk to me all day. If she reports me to HR I could get fucking fired just for trying to look at some nice tits
Henry Watson
i've finally found my sexual identity
Leo Jenkins
Lads I'm 31 years old and old enough to be a father to most of you lot. Kinda feeling a touch paternal today so I'll help you out.
turn your head towards your armpit and have a smell. Pretty rank right? Your teachers will tell you to use deodorant but that's because they are the tools of the bourgeois and the jews. Throw your axe straight in the bin. Write a letter to Mummy May and ask for laser hair removal. Follow the instructions to the t. 7 weeks later and you will have reduced hair, and reduced odour, in the area. You, the girls, and broader society will thank me.
Landon Foster
bbc.co.uk
love yanks tbqh lads
Nathaniel Morgan
pls delete this
Hunter Richardson
Captchas starting to mess with me, sunshine
Zachary White
>talking to f*males
you brought it on yourself
Ian Clark
would b lit tbqh
Connor Gray
you may say I'm a dreamer
but I'm not the only one
Nicholas Taylor
oblivion would have been a lot better if hellgates didn't spawn everywhere, and if hellgates weren't all the same
Charles James
You must be stupid to accuse me of corruption to my face. In fact, I'm pretty sure you just attacked me. I think I need to arrest you for assaulting a member of the Imperial Watch
[Bounty: 1000]
Robert Jenkins
Love the shivering isles
Julian Walker
fuck off dad
*slays your ugly imperial ass*
Parker Torres
just don't go to Kvatch
Jace Phillips
...
Joseph Ramirez
...
Gavin Johnson
...
Landon Bailey
they're not all the same you utter bellend
Jeremiah Hill
peng
Parker Anderson
the fey gf
Daniel Brooks
Name of the song?
Luke Sanchez
Some of you outlanders are alright, don't go to Vvardenfell tomorrow
Aiden Phillips
so if you are attracted to girls and also girls who claim to be "nonbinary" you are now a sexual minority and a victim of oppression as a polysexual
Ian Cruz
LOL it was fun when he tried attacking me later on after he had lost everything. Slew him like a pig at the slaughterhouse.
Hunter Morales
youtube.com
pure kino
Zachary Rodriguez
that's lame though
they are if you pay attention. they all follow one or two distinct patterns with minimal variation between them
i am the nerevarine
James Lewis
>"What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy."
Justin Rodriguez
You're Going to be the One that Saves me by Damon Albarn and the Oasis's
Nathan Jackson
...
James Bailey
...
Luis Bell
good night lads
Benjamin Bailey
Logan Ramirez
...
Charles Lewis
...
Blake Young
...
Noah Clark
You're real funny huh? a real fuckin wiseguy!
AYY jahnny! look whatta we gotta ova' ere! a real fucking wisecrack!
Evan Watson
Come on! Run while there's still time! The Guard holds the road, but it's only a matter of time before they're overwhelmed!
Hunter Sullivan
Love video games, me.
Love playschool, me.
Love the anus of other men, me.
Leo Taylor
Wilson looks a bit chubbier here
was this before he resigned
Jordan Brooks
...
Caleb Morris
...
Jaxon Parker
will fight every runt in here
John Gonzalez
*heems you with one punch*
Justin Hill
*fights you*
Cameron Peterson
...
Jeremiah Nguyen
it would be a sore mistake
i'm something of a prodigy
a phenom if you will...
Ryder Peterson
lol
Isaiah Morales
would take on 5 like you lad
Jeremiah Edwards
If I wanted to see gross slags at the racing, I'd go to aintree
Blake Moore
that's Heath resigning to make way for Wilson
but that butterfly effects into Thatcher taking power, whereas if Heath had stayed on then the prophesy would've delivered Denis Healey through the 1980s while the Conservatives split.
Jace Lopez
>If I wanted to see gross slags at the racing, I'd go to aintree
Jaxson Robinson
Ill put you in the dirt you scummer
Blake Miller
Why is Britain so musically talented
Parker Johnson
Don't understand how people can say Hitler was exclusively a German supremacist and only cared about Germans when he exclusively said he wasn't fighting for Germany but for the rest of Europe, and compared his armies to Spartans, Romans and Spaniards defending against Persians and Africans
Blake Sullivan
you fools have all admitted to being runts. absolute state of you
Cameron Price
You and my Bentley, lets go.
Adrian Brooks
hitler said multiple contradictory things because he was a druggie demagogue
Jack Walker
Kevin Baker
hello pad, pick on someone your own size, i would knock you the fuck out and then proceed to fuck your paddie wife and take your pot of gold with me after i bust a nut in your ass
Jeremiah Young
hat
Gavin Green
stop posting this cringe video game shit you virgins
Cameron Thomas
>
Easton Cooper
someone on here earlier was saying that Wilson belonged in the Liberal party
Xavier Morgan
love this
Kayden Morgan
>Don't understand how people can say Hitler was exclusively a German supremacist
pretty sure their main argument isn't this, and is actually that hitler actively genocided everyone who didn't fit his description of what he viewed as the ideal person (ie aryan)
Colton Young
shut the fuck up you drooling retard
you sound like a brain dead drug addled teenage fuckwit with 0 understanding of anything
Just keep your filthy fucking trap shut in future, and fuck off...
Joshua Hall
...
Jaxon Hughes
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE
Jose Ortiz
so I'm a virgin, what of it little man?
Nathaniel Hughes
have more friendship with NPCs in oblivion than with anyone in real life
Gabriel Smith
wouldn't even humor emma watson. i'm too good for her
Leo Lewis
>SHOULD OF
Jackson Cook
what if he just killed degenerates
would that really be bad if that were the case
Leo Sanchez
...
Gabriel Cooper
Why would you fuck his arse rather than his wife's or children's?
Thomas Reed
>SHOULD OF
Isaac Reed
I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor. But for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the Gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in Darkness a Doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed; the Year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era, and the final hours of my life.
Brayden Rogers
despise you and Emma
Ryan Baker
doesn't matter, fact is it wasn't the case
Oliver Williams
I literally cannot wait for toil tomorrow to find out if I'm going to get a disciplinary for sexual harrassment. The anxiety is killing me. I want to know now
Brayden Moore
Ill take your fucking jaw off you cheeky little cunt. Im not messing. I will dismantle your fucking face. Where the fuck do you live? you have just made yourself a dangerous enemy. Say goodbye to your kneecaps you piece of fuckin muck.
Jonathan Wright
have you heard of the high elves?
Samuel Stewart
Wyatt Jenkins
HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK OFF YOU KANGAROO FUCK, WE USED TO PILE UP ROO'S LIKE YOU FIVE METERS TO THE GROUND
Asher Young
Ariana Grande.
Tyler Kelly
kino when the music starts
Ryan Barnes
who you been harassing la
Lincoln Bailey
literally how
all you have to do is just not talk to anyone
Gabriel Harris
and then skyrim is like dude arrow in the knee lmao
Andrew Diaz
torn between starting a new oblivion game or continuing as a character i don't care about
Adam Gomez
what did you do (or what is toilberg claiming you did?)
Josiah Sanders
HAARGH
Nicholas Taylor
spot the school shooters
Cooper Morgan
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