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The Original Sherylfag Edition

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Meanwhile:

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When and how will Jumping Man make his return, bros?

HELLO FRENLO :^)

PAY FOR MY MEDITATION PROGRAM

david lynch penis look like the nuke.

Sheryl Lee is CUTESTEREREST and an all around wonderful person!!

OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF JANEY-E JONES

>Rapes defenseless autists
>Threats assault on defenseless business men
>Constantly speeding
>Records over other people's VHS tapes
>Hates blacks
>Molested Sonny Jim but it's okay she's a strong wymen and he liked it anyway
>Regularly pisses in the coffee she makes for her family
>Has psychotic delusions of being a big star in Hollywood
>Illegal immigrant, she only pretends to be an American
>Takes Dougie Jones' prescription

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>look up to see if Joan Chen has nudes
>she did a lesbian sex scene in 95

Oh baby

I'm at episode 8 and I still don't understand anything at all

am I just stupid or what?

>Bobby and Cooper aged like fine wine

yass daddies

OMG DUDE THAT NUCLEAR EXPLOSION FOLLOWED BY 10 MINUTES OF NOISE WAS SO GREAT AND MADE ME REALLY THINK THIS IS WHAT ART LOOKS LIKE

So, you're just gonna use false equivalencies now?
That's why the free market is such a great thing, guess what, no one is gonna pay for a business that teaches you how to count to 3

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No you are Dougie

SHOWTIME STOLE MY MEME!

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Fucking Albert always bringing around his VHS copies of the original series trying to get Cole to watch it.

That startled the fuck out of me.
Based Lynch.

Why didn't Miriam fucking C A L L the police

My older brother called that episode "10 minutes of plot with 50 minute nap time in the middle."

inb4 autists posting le lynched

Sorry to hear that, user

literally wooden draw tier

>he thinks he can own a meme

You were tricked.

Hahaha, severely
LYNCHED
Y
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D

>Naomi Watts will never piss in your coffee

I have never felt this level of despair before.

OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF RICHARD HORNE
>Pirated Shadow the Hedgehog on PS2
>Sharpened his katana beyond regulation
>Switches IP addresses when he's banned from Sup Forums
>Put a whoopee cushion in Grandpa Ben's chair
>Stole a friends copy of Shadow The Hedgehog in Middle School
>Donates to Shadman's Patreon
>Downloads Linkin Park songs from Frostwire
>Drew a mustache on a photo of Sheriff Truman
>Switched the sugar and the salt shakers in the RR Diner
>Mixes up M&Ms and Skittles at parties
>Puts random people's mailbox's flag up even when they're not sending anything
>Broke into the Sheriff's station and installed Windows Vista on all the computers
>Borrowed Great-Uncle Jerry's car without asking
>Called the Great Northern the Mediocre Northern

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BUT WHAT DOES IT
M E A N

She did but they couldn't understand her because of all the food in her mouth.

what was lynch drawing here?

the next evolution of the arm
fucking obvious

Who let /fa/ dress Dick?

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That is the most arousing back I've ever seen goddamn.

EHT
MRA

ALBERT IS THE ONE

calling that plev shit /fa/
you need to understand real style user

the arm touched a mutant reindeer and fused with it

>yfw Albert dies protecting Constance from some Black Lodge bullshit

>go to Russian social media site for huge TP image archive
>they have 59 images of Laura but 113 of Maddy
What did they mean by this?

/Our guys/:
>Richard
>Dougie
>Candy
>Bobby

I don't remember any deer between the arm, the midget and the tree.

>Candy
>guy

Richard Tremayne I'm assuming

Add Chad and morguefu

Jumping Man is the ultimate /ourguy/. He'll be back. Soon.

I'm the MUFFINNNNNNNNN

>listen to the "post episode 9 till finale is bad!" meme
>"Episode 11 is one of the worst!"
>mad Ben, Catherines keikaku, Denise Duchovany, Andy and Dicks games, Comfy Coop

Man fuck you guys, the only shit that's dragging is Nadine and James

>I don't remember something that happened off screen

Huh, weird.

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They have to go back to Missoula, Moldova!

Requesting Sonny-Jim getting woken up.

imagine if you opened a door and then a girl would be there crying haha just kidding

>tree
>midget
>deer

Never celebrated Christmas before, user?

Well I don't see any midget in the drawing too.

Requesting Sonny Jim nudes

>Bowie's ghost wandering in to his office
>Laura's ghost bursting in through his hotel door

I wander if this sort if thing isn't just a common occurrence for him?

He totally jerked it to mommy Janey-E's moans.

No

So far this season is an incoherent mess

The only people who claims otherwise are edgelord film school students

lynch was just doodling and didn't know the scene started

>tfw it gets revealed that Gordon posted too many memes

Move the fuck away

The only S2 episodes that I REALLY felt were a drag were like.. 15 and 16? It's hard to remember which numbers exactly. The worst is Slaves and Masters, because it's like the entire thing is a fucking James episode. Other than that it's still pretty enjoyable.

Coop is really only going to come back for the finale isn't he?

first for bestwalk.webm

Thank god she was wearing shoes, the amount of foot autist shitposting if she wasn't would be enough to actually kill someone.

you have issues

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They are patricians.

>incoherent
lmao how stupid do you have to be to (broadly) not understand what's going on?

Lol. Just remembered that I would do that all the time to my mother's friend who lived with us. She had a bf who would fuck her nightly and I would place my ear against the wall to hear it all. Lol

Is the Johnny Horne actor the same?

no
twinpeaks.wikia.com/wiki/Johnny_Horne

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explain me why the girls in series all go with wrong guy for drugs

>So far this season is an incoherent mess

5 episodes in? Maybe.
But now everything is starting to make sense.

nice guys finish last

Do I have to explain real life too?

we ever gonna find out what went on with doppelcoop/BOB/the woodsmen right after Ray shot doppelcoop?

so what was the significance of the woodman

The Woodsmen salvaged Bob and left Dopplecoop alone.

Gotta light?

Now, you will see me one more time if you do good.
You'll see me two more times if you do bad. Goodnight.

if you want

drugs are really really really really really really fun

literally /ourgirl/

I catfish straight guys and then jerk off to them

That real enough for ya?

OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF BOB
>Replaced MJA with a tree
>Regularly plays tricks on fellow black lodge members
>Once ran a lemonade stand but he didn't tell anyone that the lemonade was actually pee
>Raped and murdered the entire twin peaks football team in 1979
>Buys coffee from the Double R Diner, only to tell the waitress that he wanted milk, not coffee
>Cut Mike's arm off
>Posts still images as .gifs
>Possessed the body of Major Briggs to fuck with some school principal and a librarian

>It's a Tammy working undercover in the Czech Republic episode
muh dick

They seem to be lesser lodge monsters that follow Bob. Maybe they're the owls in the original series?

A man's attitude... a man's attitude goes some ways toward how a man's life will be.
Is that somethin' you agree with?

Now... did you answer cause you thought that's what I wanted to hear or did you think about what I said and answer cause you truly believe that to be right?

most likely, yes

what has that to do with girls and drugs

>Laura is now a chosen one created to stop evil