/brit/

ziggy edish

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big fat willies

any help helper man in?

mum's trying to get me to sort out my "future"

sucking a nigger

poo fags
wanna do slags

wee bags
wanna be slags

poo fags
wanna do slags

wee bags
wanna be slags

yeah

yes

hahahahahahaha

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post the photo

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Any willy wank fart poo bum man in?

man should post it a 2nd time with her head enlarged

Wailing

It's like one of those photos of a lost south american tribe

reminds me of the photo of that uncontacted brazillian tribe
screaming and howling

kek

think the latest girl i'm texting from tinder is wife material. super cute looks but not in an overt way, she loves volunteering and giving gifts to people
please GOD dont let me fuck this one up

>from tinder
by definition not wife material

SNAP

just screamed out loud

like this

Let's see if this post gets any (You)s.

>any woman
>wife material
good goy

yanks really are misbegotten invertebrates

rupert murdoch is in this thread right now, don't have any proof but i know he is

poo willy bum

redpilled

audibly screamed

saw viggo mortensens beastly hidden son posting on Sup Forums yesterday

no no no no no

not actually that funny when you think about it

Aragorn son of Arathorn and his son Meat Loaf.

cunt

writing my memoirs

Do you brits still say "bloody"?

They speak muslim nowadays so no

yes

remember some little shit in year 2 threatened to tell on me because I said "bloody"
Stupid cunt thought it was a full on swear word

Oh that's cool. Thanks.
Not that many muslims in britland

really good word
mum always tried to say it was a swear when i was little but i told her to get a bloody grip

paying rent by selling clonazolam for research use

would kill for this in video form

hate the niggers

no you wouldn't

*kills you*

Why do you hate me?

the hate niggers

yay or nay?

the great pyramid of feetza

never had sex before
im 19

been texting her 2 weeks and we still haven't met up. think she uses it for validation

shoes are really ugly these days

same but i'm older and i've had sex

Hire a prostitute lol

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and ZED

dont got the money for a good one
hate you

'no'

hahaha.... woah,, dude are you me? are you me what are hte odds..

Yes

talk to me when you're a 24 virg

One minute exploring space like it's nobodies business, the next talking smack on twitter. Blacks will dominate our times and there's nothing we can or should do about it.

this nigger is annoying

will get back to you in 5 years

maybe he's being a knob and doing it """phonetically"""" and pronounces it aitch like a twat

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Wow you've figured it out 6 years after everyone else. Here's a gold star.

what?

>ay haich arr

what?
oh wait yankoids don't pronounce h's

r8

thanks

>not pronouncing it aitch

not only are you wrong, you're also stupid and probably ugly as well

just like yer mum

Just so you know, I support feminism.

>>not pronouncing it aitch
>[redditspace]
>not only are you wrong, you're also stupid and probably ugly as well

The English language sucks

So here continuëth the shitshow.
there's something oddly captivating about Calder Court. I guess it's characteristic of a British new-town plan'd by utopians, or was that dystopians? I can never remember.

>>>not pronouncing it aitch
>>[redditspace]
>>not only are you wrong, you're also stupid and probably ugly as well

"no"

im fat

watching twitch text to speech troll videos

Really should stop for a beer at the ole watering hole I use to patronize back in uni.

is it funny

oi cunt give us ya lighta

But do you have a fat dick?

finally saw Guardians of the Galaxy 2
would have been good if they didn't force a joke into the end of every scene no matter the tone
don't forget to subscribe and support me on patreon

nah, i could do better. don't want to give my money to twitch streamers tho

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she's cooking reeses cup brownies right now
i want her to be mine completely and totally, body and soul forever

its 16.51 cm or 6.5 inches

post her

Thats not bad
You could easily get a gf

*donates $1 per month*
There you go love

I want to examine her poo to make sure she is healthy.

Girlfriend not happy that I take her brother on movie dates.

A wall of wooden panels in the middle?!

Do you suck his dick

There is more to life than watching videos.