ARE YOU READY FOR THE FILM OF THE YEAR?! ARE YOU READY FOR NOLAN TO WIN BEST DIRECTOR AT THE OSCARS?!
DUNKIRK
Dunkino confirmed. It's 97% now.
Here we have a prime example of the kind of mental spastic r/flicks goon that worships the trash Nolan, Villeneuve and Fincher make.
I cannot be more clear about this: you are an enemy of the medium. You are actively destroying Cinema. True Cinema isn't some good-times & sunshine hugbox, it is a punch in the gut, a gob of spit aimed at your face, a black man fucking your wife.
True Cinema is pain. It tears apart your soul and leaves you to pick up the pieces and patch it back together with bleeding fingers.
DISHONEST FILM MAKING
DUNKINO IS HERE TO STAY BOYS
TRIPS CONFIRM
Redditors are the ones who hate nolan though.
I hope War for the Apes comes out on top.. but I don't think it will
based
IT'S SHIT
>l-look guys, I'm contrarian faggot and hates popular directors with acclaimed films, can I join Sup Forums n-now?
>the one negative review is from a literal retard who thinks Nolan should've shoved in women and other shit that would shit all over the historical accuracy of the film
Kino confirmed.
Nolan is video games
Nolan is shitposting
Nolan is trendy to praise reddit tv shows
Nolan is cartoons
Nolan is artless manchild franchises
Nolan is faux art
Nolan is meme of the week facebook trend
Nolan is anti-artistic cinematic infantilization
The invaders love Nolan. The criticism in this thread is the authentic core of the board trying to push out the cancer splinter of the casuals and crossposters.
>WHERE'S THE HUMOR?! WHERE'S THE WOMEN?! WHY DOESN'T THIS HISTORICALLY ACCURATE FILM ABOUT SURVIVAL HAVE A CONVENTIONAL NARRATIVE?!
One of the worst reviews I've ever read. How can someone be so stupid?
not even that guy, but come on, man. they worship nolan on reddit.
Only critic on that list worth anything is Bradshaw, but he's very nice with his ratings.
Objectively wrong. Reddit and Normies think Inception won 50 Oscars and is the greatest film of all time.
Dishonest Filmmaking: (Damien Chazzele, Tarantino, Alejandro González Iñárritu, Wes Anderson, Christopher Nolan, Alex Garland, Paul Thomas Anderson, Nicholas Refn, Tom Hooper, Tyler Perry, Rian Johnson, Alfonso Cuaron, Noah Baumbach, Andrea Arnold, David Yates, Denis Vilenueve, James Franco, Steve McQueen) are intellectually bankrupt moral whores and charlatans; their films appeal to the modern phenomenon of the 'Pretend Epic' or Pseudo Cinema, often tied to the criticism that "It was a movie that thought it was a film" they have no ideas of their own and are filmed purely to have fancy essays made about them. They obfuscate their lack of insight under a smug impenetrable irony and often contain scenes with disingenuous attempts at depth with characters spouting platitudes that the director takes VERY seriously
This directly panders to the IMDb reddit sensibility of quote circlejerking since these hacks are masters of the fools wit, "Quipping" (Not to be confused with the marvel co-opting of the word) , it sounds smart, cool and worldly but in reality there's nothing of substance, the Revenant's attempt at spiritualism was cheap and laughable and whilst someone like Malick has considered his philosophy, Inaurritu wears his introspection on his sleeve to give his film a false sense of depth with pathetic sermonizing
THIS is Dishonest Filmmaking
They leech the greater works that preceded them; like The Enemy being a rip off Eraserhead, but they have nothing else to say
They act under the guise of deconstruction with surface layer obvious 'social commentary' and a quirky forgettable score praised as 'innovative'. They are all inauthentic sycophants that rely on oscar buzz and post 9/11 detachment for relevance.
These directors are hacks and will be forgotten to time
Some notably earnest filmmakers include, but are not limited to:
Mike Leigh
The Coen Brothers
Werner Herzog
James Cameron
Mel Gibson
Terrence Malick
Gaspar Noe
Clint Eastwood
Only white men in this movie?!?! 1/10 Nolan is racist.
IGNs given it a 9.5/10
Nolans done it.
>with hardly any women on screen
>no subhuman niggers
>no shitskins
>no muslims nowhere to be seen
>no trannies
>no libshits
>no feminazis
>no JUDENSCHWEINE KIKESAU JEW PIG degenerate propaganda
>no MUH SIX TRILIBIRILLION
This is how you know the movie will be good.
Hahahahahaha. I literally spat my wine all over my computer screen right now.
It's low cine-IQ cretins like you who can delude themselves into thinking that Prisoners is somehow a ''serious'' film. It is specifically designed for Nolanites to look at and then have a water cooler chat cooler the ''super cool shots, bro'' and ''Jake was so based, dude!''
It's physically sickening for me to read this kind of drivel.
>Nolan, Villeneuve and Fincher
All good directors and taking your lack of arguments into consideration, I'm going to discard your opinions as the disney shill trying to save that spiderman shit I suspect you are
ARMOND WHITE REVIEW WHEN
What was it like starting your Sup Forums posting career in 2017? Did you think all the authentic Sup Forums racism was just "Sup Forums" cross posters?
Do you think now that you've been here for a few months you're a local?
>true cinema isn't happy and it's dull just like my life
Really gets the gears griding
Thank you Reddit
Nolan literally cannot make a bad movie. Is he Jewish?
I've been here since 2009 my dude. Not that me being a newfag would be an argument either
I'm going to write it here for the record, Homecoming was shit and I'm glad it's bombing. If you prefer that piece of shit over Nolan (or Villeneuve, PTA, Fincher or whatever other acclaimed director you get triggered with) you should go back to r*ddit and never come back
>I've been here since 2009 yet I don't recognize korinefags posts now let me read off my ED script
What was it like starting your Sup Forums posting career in 2017? Did you think all the authentic Sup Forums racism was just "Sup Forums" cross posters?
Do you think now that you've been here for a few months you're a local?
>tampa bay times
>empire
>entertainment weekly
>the playlist
>the guardian
>the telegraph
>total """""film"""""
>the hollywood reporter
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING KINO HOLY SHIT didn't expect it to be 96/100.
Sup Forums BTFO
HES FUCKING BACK
BASED NOLAN, he hasn't made 1 (one) bad movie. YES EVEN TDKR WAS KINO
Memento, as basically every film ever directed by Christopher Nolan, is basically an outrageous and mean spirited attempt at murdering cinema as an art form. The classic example of a film that panders to this memetic MTV generation teens who have never touched real cinema getting triggered and mistakenly considering it a film instead of a flick.
In reality is merely a futile exercise in style filled with 101 screenwriting techniques and thriller/film noir cliches making it no more authentic than your average Michael Bay flick.
But still, liking Transformers 4 is not as bad as liking Memento. Because honestly, if you like Michael Bay you are a bad person, but liking pretend inauthentic cinema makes you a criminal supporting cinema murderers and means that you should be wiped off this planet as sooner as possible, to avoid further damages to the human species as a whole
I didn't like insomnia that much other than the aesthetic. He didn't write that movie though whereas he has written all his other ones.
Obviously TDKR wasn't amazing, but it was still a competent movie with some good scenes
Fuck yes, I am.
TDKR was amazing the first time I saw it in cinema. But I was younger. It still got a 78/100 which is good
>WHERE'S THE WOMEN?!
Are people aware that countless amount of women are busy getting raped from both sides?
Nope, he's anglo.
shut up faggot yolo enjoy yourself
>Dude defeat is victory
>War is peace
>Ignorance is strength
I'm going to watch it but only to see allied britcuck pussies get BTFO lmao
wow trips confirmed DUNKIRK IS DUNKINO
Nolan shoots on film and goes to the extreme with his practical effects, how is that not true filmmaking?
why the fuck is this allowed to review?
Prisoners is entertainment content
It was entertaining
So it did what it was supposed to
You're just jelly people don't pay attention to your autistic "genius"
because RT is trash
thats why metacritic is the better site
there were jews and gypsies in the british military
your comment is crappy
if you wanna get fucked by a black man in the ass just say so you fucking cuck. you're the type of asswipe thats spamming blacked on here i guess.
BRITAIN WINS AGAIN
What the fuck is this site
>compuserve.com
I, I think I remember that name from like 90's internet or something
The contents of this entire thread are pathetic.
This is why the United States will fail.
I'm leaving this board, all you fucks do is act like autists and meme and act like hypocrites.
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>a "reviewer" on a website called CompuServe is allowed to be an RT critic
>complains there's no story and no women in the film
>AH I'm a retarded redditor who can't make arguments
Unironically this. Going to see it for whitekino.
scream pol all you want but he's right.
Also Sup Forums is pol.
/thread
But honestly it will be a movie you can actually see in the theaters since all the shit won't be there.
IM REAAADYY!!!!!
You laugh but some people were offended by that.
I'm sold.
>Movie about the Beady Anglo being pushed back from drinking the blood of Aryan children
>Rotten review
>Literally from a forum site
>forums.compuserve.com
It's like if we write here IT'S SHIT in a post and RT add the archive link to their reviews ranks
>ww2 movie
>army is segregated
>ppl mad there's discrimination going on
Well the underlying factor of all of this is there's no forced element to pander to an audience. Historical period films are often enjoyable for this reason.
Closet racist
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Thats a big score
>marxist group think
ok? its a cabal, and its monopolizing the industry, and hurting overall sales and trust in review process, that will ultimately undermine all future reviews
>tfw I went all year without a single good movie playing in theatres and as soon as I have to go to three-week AT there's a succession of blockbusters getting good reviews
Check those goddamn beautiful trips
Can't wait to see it
Kek
BRITAIN WINS AGAIN
KRAUTS BTFO
Who /notabletoseeitinIMAX/ here?
Me.
I'm going to a fake IMAX screen that's in 70mm.
Not as good as the real thing, but better than nothing I suppose.
Got an IMAX nearby but can't fit in the seats, i'm 6.3 and my legs ruin it. Saw Star Trek 09 in IMAX and wanted to cut my legs off by the end.
I don't even have that. Just a standard digital theater.
Kek, manlets don't apply.
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Who /abletoseeitinIMAXbutwillnot/ here?
I can go for free in my local kineauxplex, fuck if I'm going to pay for IMAX
dem trips holy FUCK
>bragging on an anonymous image board
wow your pretty tough
based hazza
BRAVO NOLAN
>This time... I'll be crashing planes.
This is you
>Reddit still thinks calling other people/things reddit will help them fit in
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I'm an open racist.
>no JUDENSCHWEINE KIKESAU JEW PIG degenerate propaganda
cringed
He's 2/3rds right though, Fincher is actually good
THANKS CHRIS
I just realised how correct you are, Nolan has been /ourguy/ this whole time, also TDKR is his most blatantly redpilled movie
I've seen it.
>It tears apart your soul and leaves you to pick up the pieces and patch it back together with bleeding fingers.
It made me feel this.
There are 3 french niggers in the movie.
Are there any niggers in this film? Not watching if there are.
Kek
Christopher Nolan has never made a single good film and war movies are the most pleb-bait genre out there.
If you pay money to see this movie, just remember: you are the problem.
>as opposed to the faggot comparing blscked.com to the pinnacle of human cinematic achievement
fuck off
It's literally half a second.