Woman kino has finally arrived

Woman kino has finally arrived

>quintessential power fantasy and escapism for men
>female protagonist
No

>not idris elba
who cares

>quintessential power fantasy and escapism for men
That already stopped with NuBond though.
Who the fuck fantasizes about getting his balls bashed in by the villain?

>The name's Bond. Jane Bond.

*raises paw*

'No Miss Bond. I want you to fry me an omelette!'

Nobody even tries to make good movies anymore.

"the next james bond" is Daniel Craig once again. This isn't news.

JANE?

Came here to post this

Would be great if they don't have her do any hand to hand combat with men.

Would it bomb?

I don't know. Both the doctor and bond make sense to me to have as women

First of all they are both british and the brits love this social justice stuff. Also they are both mary-sues anyway and those are the kind of characters women gravitate towards
And they are both incredibly stale right now so anything to shake them up is a good idea. Even if it is for a stupid reason.

Oh they'll do it. You better bet your fucking ass they will. By 2030 pretty much every major franchise will have a gender bent/race bent reboot.

oh yea she definately could pull it off.

Oh well, they can get it over with once for the big franchises, watch them if you want, then we'll just carry on as normal.

>implying being a woman isn't a power fantasy for modern men
I'm not even joking here, it is.

why don't they just create a new character who is a female spy? why does it have to be bond?

Isn't Daniel Craig already confirmed doing another movie?

>Goodgals (2023)
>"I'm just breaking your ovaries s'all, why you gotta get so upset?"

Not a chance. They won't put a half century old guaranteed blockbuster in the ground for absolutely no reason.

name recognition

Cus just having a movie with james bond in it will make people see it. Why do you think people make movies with characters from a popular franchise instead of starting from scratch? Cus it's guaranteed to at least make a decent amount of money

>James Bond can be a woman
Literally can't, a female named James wouldn't be a very good spy. Bond can be woman, but not James Bond.

Because its not about creating new female things, it's about forcing women into established properties to prove a point about patriarchy and feminism so convoluted that nobody who unironically advocates for this shit can explain why they do.

I say this as a feminist... or whatever you'd call a feminist that hates this internet feminist shit. Cuck?

underrated

this

That literally makes no sense. The character is a male. You can just say "lol James Bond is a woman now XDDD". You can make a spin-off or a reboot in the same universe but Jane Bond blowing a guy after an intense poker game isn't the same as Bond being slightly sexist (but it's ok cause he's alpha). Jesus Christ what is wrong with Hollywood. What are they thinking? It makes absolutely no sense and I'm saying this as a non-Sup Forumscuck.
/blog post

because they are lazy. also most of the people they are pandering to probably view a replacement as some for of triumph. the whuite male has to be beaten.
good for me that i never watched one episode of dr who, always hated bond and never got into star wars

I would love to see a black female James Bond simply because of how absurd the whole thing would be.

It's current year. These aren't allowed to exist anymore. All movies need at least 6 strong black female Muslim protagonists.

There is no character. They keep rebooting him and people barely even notice that it's a reboot. Nobody cares about James. He does need to be male though, that's the core of the franchise.

second-wave feminist (before all the postmodernism crap started)

as long as it makes money they will do it.

AYYOO
>smacks lips
FUCK OFF WITH DAT STIRRED SHIT BOI
SHAKE IT SHAKE IT
>twerks

Why couldn't they do both? James Bond and have a spin-off Janet Bond or whatever. Inevitably have a film where they cross paths and have to work together.

>those are the kind of characters women gravitate towards

Because they are hot men

t. Dude who had a gf that hated action films but watched all the Craig bonds in the theatre

I really hope this happens so I can watch Sup Forums chimp out.

>first female time lord
are you fucking with me?

>Atomic blonde

Looking forward to it desu

>muh cuck fantasies
fuck off creep

>move called james bond
>JAMES
>a male name
>cast a female
>mfw

This doesn't make sense, though. It can be done with the Doctor because he physically changes form periodically, right? But if you replace James Bond with a woman, it will simply be a new character.
They could say it's his sister or something call it a spin-off, I guess.

Sounds really cool honestly. Jasmine Bond needs to infiltrate a powerful corporation that pays men more than women and get to the bottom of it-but to do so, she will have to seduce the company's female record keeper...

>male name
Names don't have genders you bigot

>a female Bond
>not a MtF Bond
That's so transphobic, it's problematic.

Ths is so dumb though. It's like instead of making Million Dollar Baby Clint Eastwood made a female reboot of Rocky

THE FUTURE IS FEMALE
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The author of that article has probably never watched the show and doesn't actually understand what a time lord is

Crom take them

Why can't they just make a new Charles Angels movie? Men would actually go see it. R63 bond is a pointless pandering jesture. This has to be a social experiment. How could a group of people be consistently out of touch.

Le future fait mal

>they think women go see movies in the cinema

the only time women go see movies is when they go on dates with their boyfriends.

women don't give a shit about movies

>slut

I WANT TO BE A WOMAN PLEASE.

I WANT BREASTS ABLE TO LACTATE

AND VAGINA, APPARENTLY FEMALE ORGASMS ARE BETTER

HOW SHOULD I PROCEED ?

KILL MYSELF THEN REGENERATE ?

At this point I would take anyone over Craig.

Step one grow your hair out
Step two find someone in an alley
Step three give them a cleaver and $7.49
Step four go to hospital and don't bleed out
Congrats youre now a woman

...

Mustafa Bond is a peaceful Muslim in the UK, but as the power of ISIS spreads he faces dangers from both ends-the radicals who would have him dead for obeying British laws and the British who distrust him for his faith in Allah.

i'm fine with it but only if its a porn

Are you ready for the first black transsexual Jane Bond, Sup Forums?

Is he gender questioning ?

Is he a non-specist, believing humans are not worth more than other species ?


Is he being discriminated cuz his farts are smelling different ?

Not progressive enough if you can't answer yes to each of those questions.

joanna dark?

>he

Ummm, did you just assume that entity's pronouns?

Idris Elba is such a meme actor, can we assume he's fucking all the wives of his cuck producers

nah

that's good

Jane Bond as a white girl

IDRIS ELBA AS FIRST OFFICIAL BOND "BOY"

Sofia get

Sorry. I apologize. I should refer to it as

"entity-about-which-I-dare-not-assume-anything"

No, cuck is the right term.

>bird has swastika feet
I'm on to you, Sam

cool. as long as they dont get a fucking shit actor to play jane bond just because shes the hot thing during that week im happy.

its been far too long since a good female actress has been the frontman in a film.

oh has it, has it been really long? Arrival, 10 Cloverfield Lane, Split, AND SO ON

Because no one's going to pay to see it and the agenda won't be pushed.

don't worry, they will probably pick the best british actresses alive

why do they do this ?

make a new character / series / film whatever, no one cares when you make something good (sarah connor for example) dont take something beloved to people and just shit all over it to appease feminists or whoever, fuck me.

like look at blade, awesome, great character, fun films, now remake blade and make him a white dude and see what happens, its the same thing.

Ghost in the Shell, Nocturnal Animals, Wonder Woman, The Circle, any Jennifer Lawrence shit

Jillian Anderson is my pick

blade wouldn't work at all, a white guy simply cannot sell "some muthafuckas always gotta ice skate uphill"

Why are Sup Forums posters so bitter towards women?

Totally agrees.

But the reason is they fear it will fail. They'd rather exploit big names.

thats the point...

What if Blade was a white guy who identifies as a black guy?

No we're better about bullshit.

kek

Bitter I meant, ofc.

because it's easier to subvert an existing fanbase instead of creating a new one.
Just look at comics, every time they try to create new characters, nobody is interested.
But when they replace an existing one with a new diverse version™ the fanbase keeps buying the product.

Why don't they make another spy movie in which the female protagonist is within the same fictional universe as Bond? Why does Bond suddenly have to be a woman? Or is the Bond in question a female relative to James Bond? This has to be an inside joke in the kike community

No she couldn't, because she can't fight toe to toe with men, not being a sexist women hater, it's just simple, it isn't believable and it never will be

>Bond is a woman
Who cares

>all the bitching when FemBond has sex with everyone and is violent and brutish and generally not a very nice person, like every other Bond
Not worth it

>Who the fuck fantasizes about getting his balls bashed in by the villain?

Liberal men since testicles are clearly the source of misogyny and the patriarchy and should be destroyed.

You don't know what a power fantasy is, do you?

la la prancing nancy boy, now go prep the bull you faggot

Hollywood is not in charge of this one, though, it's all britsh faggotry. They are reaching sweden levels of cuckery.

does anyone but american libs even care about doctor who
significant glass ceiling my ass

It's not ball torture.

>James Bond films
>Hollywood

Spectacularly

when will you chuckle fucks understand: on the surface it's milking an existing ip, but it's also a power move by the victim squad (feminists/lgbtq+/minorities) to take something belonging to the white man, their current enemy. so this is a way of one-upping the white man, take something that "belongs" to him and change it to fit the victim group's ideals. and they will not stop, not even when there's nothing left to corrupt, because their desire is not equality, but supremacy.

"Bond... Jane Bond."

You know they're going to call her Jane Bond. This is going to be hilarious.