/brit/

Probability Edition

Empirical probability: there has never been a successful exit from the EU so it has a 0% chance of happening.

Subjective probability: Based on Mummy May's great handling of a very poor situation, I think Britain has a 50% probability of breaking from the EU and enjoying success.

A priori probability: the £300m saved weekly are going to feed the NHS. Along with the WTO forcing other countries to adopt or drop tariffs based on what Britain does there logically the only conclusion is a strong Britain.

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high probability i break your jaw cunt

reminder.- 90s is shit era

engine engine number nine
something something transit line

wrong

For music yeah. Bit for anything else though

on the new york?

>For music
fucking hell how is the 90s bad for music

very wrong

hi lads its been a few days haha x

anyone remember the cuckio meme

Grunge. Much prefer the big hair bands of the 80s and the stoner riffs of the 70s.

No rockstars

youtube.com/watch?v=UceaB4D0jpo

Am I doomed to inceldom?

*remembers 1997*
youtu.be/AFtmGwxbIq0

just look at that office compared to the one above
there's no order or hierarchy, its impossible to tell where one department ends and another begins.
its a chaotic mess and having worked in a place like that before I can say it just makes you feel tired and stressed having your work environment being so cluttered and confusing like that.

same goes for the cubicle office the design of it clearly outlines the hierarchy without being overly oppressive with it. and while people have a lot of open space to see into each others work areas while walking around, at their desks they are effectively insulated from others by well placed walls and other things.
I think this sort of glass pyramid approach to hierarchy is what made America so great, the structure is still there and helps to hold everyone up, but attitude of repression is just not there to the same degree, things feel much more open and fluid even when they are not.

meanwhile chaos smashing the glass just leaves everyone sore and lost since there are good reasons why not everyone can be the big boss.

here is a very nice, very modern "open" design where the hierarchy divisions between spaces are subtle yet clear

morning benders
morning nonce

nothing to do, gonna go wank again and hope I think of something by the time i'm finished

>wanking at 7:00 AM
Grim.

Have you got a shit personality? Are you not extremely rich? Then yes, sorry.

bit tired lads

Why are you hiding in Vietnam when you seem to have half-decent thoughts?

watching limmy play resident evil lads

Can you watch this without thinking "why is everything so shit now?"

chinky winky
gypsy
slav-slav
abo

Anyone here been on a nuclear submarine?

any 98 man in

Poo in loo

99er here

yah left a door open though. ama

yeah in portsmouth, was decommissioned though

Just need to get sixth form done and over with and then it's the weekend lads, wey hey!

Reminder that I am white and Anglo.

youtu.be/TMoCRgHkxw8

Uno rato

Thought I'd give in and listen to the trash that the aussie posts. YT refuses to fucking load it for me. haha

the year shit times started

aesthetic number and still in the 20th century

i rate 99 desu

I'm more impressed that you seem to be telekinetically cracking those floorboards

he's a poorfag with softwood or floating floors

what are some fun sex positions lads?

just don't understand gays
even women admit other women are hot
but gays ohnononono
they'd rather tongue punch some smelly sasquatch's fart box
unbelievable

prefer rent boy style

thailad what antivirus do you rate?

"the gays" are a form of evolutionary population control

They’re warped. It’s a mental illness to be honest.

Haha hope we're all ready for Valentine's day!

taking tea with the parson is best position

Got the ex absolutely wrapped round the ol finger lads

Soon she'll be bouncing on my cock again pronto

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Victoria

You're a truly disgusting and miserable human being. Die soon please.

Literal child

You said this yesterday, but gave us an ETA of several weeks

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

simmer down kid
you barely even know me

Valentine's Day is a toilsday like any other.

i was banned yesterday and hence could not post

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that's far less impressive
fan of the one where you're standing and holding her up with her legs over your shoulders.
I don't use a run time AV, I haven't had to deal with malware properly so I don't know where the detection rates are at anymore. I think virustotal.com keeps score on detection rates though.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Oxford
Edward Oxford (19 April 1822 – 23 April 1900) was the first of eight people who tried to assassinate Queen Victoria. Arrested and charged with treason, a jury found that Oxford was not guilty by reason of insanity and he was detained at Her Majesty's pleasure in the State Criminal Lunatic Asylum and later, in Broadmoor Hospital, before being given conditional release for transportation to a British colony; whereupon he lived out the remainder of his life in Australia.

properly for ages*

>fan of the one where you're standing and holding her up with her legs over your shoulders.
not all of us are fucking literal children so this isnt a viable position for any extended period of time

I am haha
shall be spending it with my gf

or you're weak and fucking porkers.

What an interesting bloke

lads like

I’m going to be spending Valentine’s Day with my mom’s only son

even pornstars only do that move for like 2 minutes at a time unless theyre giga niggas from blacked fucking petite girls that weigh 90 pounds, come off it you wanker

Did a look, Avira seems to be doing well the last few months.

I want to suck a fart out of her anus.

went out the other night
my mate shacked up with an absolute beast, I tried to stop him as I was leaving to see my girl (told him I need to have a word and then said not to fuck that pig) but the madman went and did anyway

Back when you could flub an assassination attempt and live to tell the tale.

im shocked he didnt get the rope

My mate tried getting with this ugly bird and he could have done way better but this lass came up to him

He's a good looking lad, definitely can do better. Would have said something but he'd probably think I was jealous

and what? Did I make any claims about long I can do it? It's a good position.

I’ve got such a busy Valentine’s schedule..not sure if I’ll be able to make it to /brit/, but don’t wait up for me!

>its a good position
ay maybe if you get your nut off in 5 minutes and dont need to keep up any reserves of stamina

off to work lads

>they'd rather tongue punch some smelly sasquatch's fart box
What the fuck is mean? it sentence has no sense for me.

So when you're shagging a bird you just always stick with the same position throughout? Switching it up gives you chance to hold back.

A man puts his tongue inside a hairy man's rectum

Taking a doo doo in the shower and I smush the doo doo down the drain with my toe.

Tongue punch = use your tongue to touch something

Sasquatch = North American folklore creature, commonly called Big Foot

Fart box = anus, where poop comes from

Short, fat, weak, not handsome, autistic
Yea. Probably

tall, skinny, handsome

how many shags do you think i could get?

i switch between other positions, like missionary, doggy, scissors, cowgirl, reversed cowgirl etc. that position is a meme and i tried it out maybe once or twice and decided that panting isnt a hot look

Licking a hairy man’s asshole.

face wise i'm probably below 20% of the best looking males

Goose egg

Look at that manly looking wench

foy

Fuu... and now i must live with this knowledge.

the week's toil has ended

If you wouldn’t use your tongue as her toilet paper you are gay.

why dont you like pidorashka?

Depends on the severity of your autism

>the ONE, SINGULAR, Emma Watson poster....

big fan of artiste brendan

Gooney bird

>Grunge
shit yank meme that based Noel Gallagher killed

looking good brendog