ITT: we say something nice about our neighbors

ITT: we say something nice about our neighbors.
>Austria
Nice castles and classical buildings, good beer, Wiener Schnitzel, Apfelstrudel
>Slovakia
Awesome mountainous landscapes, many opportunities for hiking and camping
>Ukraine
Kvass is a God-tier beverage, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>Romania
Emil Cioran and Mircea Eliade
>Serbia
Best Yugoslav Wars music
>Croatia
Cool beaches, lovely coastal villages
>Slovenia
Beautiful forests, Laibach

>USA
we wish we were you
>st pierre et miquelon
the ayylmao of all countries
>greenland
you're probably a better version of nunavut

>Russia
nicest posters on Sup Forums and Russian sounds nice sometime
>EStonia
brothers
>Norway
Beautiful landscape, absolutely beautiful country
>Sw*Den
uhm.. they are good at homosex I guess

>Latvia
bros
>Poland
despite hardships and territorial conflicts, we still share a same history
>Russia
despite the sovietization, most russians remained the same - hospitable, warm people
>BelarusE
good roads, like russians, they're warm hospitable

>Belgium
half of you are alright don't go to fleurus tomorrow
>Luxembourg
they speak a nice language
>Germany
really enjoying alsace and all the rest tb h
>Switzerland
at least a third of you talk normally
>Italy
nice flag
>Monaco
you're almost french
>Andorra
nice diarchy
>Spain
nice monarch family
>UK
nice coat of arms
>Brazil
monarchy was nice
>Suriname
nice name i guess
>Canada
quebec is ok

>France
nice culture i guess
>Switzerland
chocolate
>Austria
good country
>Malta
cute island
>Slovenia
nice landscape
>Croatia
same
>Bosnia
cool story
>Albania
same as Bosnia
>Greece
bros
>Spain
bros

Greeks are ugly short and full of acne scars
its about time they got conquered by a superior country like Turkey.

Canada has lovely scenery, and somewhat pleasant cities.
Mexico... nice scenery!

>Germany
most successful nation in human history in everything they do, even when they fail they win in the end

>Czech Republic
good porn industry and beer

>Slovakia
Janosik

>Ukraine
STALKER

>Belarus
brothers, unfortunately heavily russified by their Putin's puppet president i hope this will change in the future

>Lithuanians
brothers, if we did not have each other 500 years ago we would probably be wiped out of th map for good, but they hate us now

>Russia
awesome book writers and chess players

We have a lot. Ok.
>Norway
Best Nordic landscapes. Good posters on Sup Forums
>Finland
I know, we secretly admire each other, while pretending to be ready to stab each other.
Best memes, also.
>Estonia
Whitest country of Europe and best Baltic women.
>Latvia
Lots of cozy lakes and forests. Rīgas balzam is top.
>Lithuania
Curonian Spit is beautiful. You're also the best in basketball and killing yourselves.
>Poland
I know you always say you're nothing like Russia, but for me you are like a better version of Russia.
>Belarus
Just bros. Cozy and clean cities.
>Ukraine
Great cuisine, best music out of all Russian-speaking countries.
>Georgia
Orthodox bros. Great cuisine and the best wine out of all our neighbors.
>Azerbaijan
Would visit Baku some day.
>Kazakhstan
greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls.
>Mongolia
Would ride a horse through your endless steppes :^)
>China
Future #1 superpower and we get along pretty good
>North Korea
Best Korea
>Japan
The most unique culture and best cars.
>United States
Best rivals we could have. Too bad our international relations aren't that good and we have a lot of propaganda against each other, while sharing a quite similar mentality.
Great interesting scenery, one of the best country for travel.

Why bother? Nobody ever has anything nice to say about Sweden. It's not cool to say nice things about Sweden online.

You have lots of good metal bands

I know you're not that bad as int says.
I promise not spy on you from submarines and not war you. Hope it sounds nice enough.

well,
>Gay Russia
There is ILya Maddyson
>Slovakia
There is not knowledge about that country. probaby they are good people.
>Poland
many of my countrymen work there.
>Belarus
I can say many good things for them.
>Hungary
there are cool things with termal water.
>Moldova
Good vine
>Romania
They have castle of Dracula!

Sigh

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> There is ILya Maddyson
t. 15y.o Mykola

fuck you, He's king of runet.

We should say nice things here. Not "15 y.o. Mykola", but "a young gentleman with a developed and grown up taste".

>France
The landscapes are incredibly beautiful, specially in the South. The North has beautiful places too like in Normandy and, even if it has its problems due to the migration crisis right now, Paris too. Long and interesting history as well. Also good food
>Italy
The country is overall beautiful and the people are pretty much like us. We are pretty much a modern version of Italy.
>Andorra
I don't know much other that they are a good tax haven country. It's good for skiing I guess.
>Portugal
Bros. The North is an extention of Galicia and the south is pretty too. Good towels and the last European empire to fall. They have some outstanding locations as well like pic related
>Morocco
The north has some neat places to visit like Casablanca and Tangiers.
>Gibraltar
I guess it's just a little British city.

>Denmark
I love you, best nordic country. Bro nation
>Norway
Love your nature and your language. Bro nation
>Finland
Have nice sauna's and beautiful lakes.

>>Moldova
>Good vine
Kek. Moldovian wine is literally meme

>Canada
Good bros
>Mexico
Thanks for Tequila and tasty food
>Cuba
Thanks for mojitos and Cuban samdwiches
>Russia
....Tetris was cool

>Finland
Worst posters on Sup Forums, their country has produced some nice video games though
>Norway
Nice landscape
>Denmark
Chill and easygoing people to meet IRL

buy crimean wine for true vatnik flavor

Гocпoди, нy чтo зa вpeмeнa. Чтo yгoднo в пoлитoтy cвeдyт.
Ecли ты хoть paз в жизни пpoбoвaл мoлдaвcкoe винo и нe oтpaвилcя, тo этo явнo былa пoддeлкa.

Dont pizdi, Varlamov come to Moldova to Holiday of Wine every year and he talk it's good wine there.

>Canada
Our cousins. Beautiful country and partner to the US. First choice if I were to become an expatriate.
>Mexico
Ally and partner. Good food
>Russia
Fascinating history(albeit tragic) and culture that I admittedly know very little about. I don't blame the Russian people for anything.
>Cuba
Not familiar with you all, but i imagine the food is good. Hope we can have somewhat amicable relations one day.

you forgot us :(

Aх, нy ecли yж миcтep Tвoи Глaзa, Уши и Moзги гoвopит, чтo нa яpмapкaх мoлдoвcкoe винo хopoшee, тo нaвepнякa этoт пoкoлeниями пoдкpeплявшийcя cтepeoтип - вceгo лишь зaблyждeниe. He пoняли, нe paзoбpaлиcь.

>world wonders and landmark map
>texas has a cactus, a mexican, and an oil rig
>no Alamo
Anyways
>New Mexico
Chaco Canyon is amazing, plus your version of tex-mex is bretty gud
>Oklahoma
That red river sure keeps you on your side. Plus you give me something to hate every fall.
>Louisiana
Bless your fake daiquiris and ability to drink on the streets, also Mardi Gras
>Arkansas
You're a great place to hunt/fish. Plus you take most of the heat for general southern dumbness.
>Mexico
No wall can stop my love for you baby. Great food, great archaeological sites.

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O really mr. I know all about all wine of all world. How many moldavian wine did you get?

Бoльшe твoeгo, oчeвиднo.

Romania - the bros
Greece - ouzo, sirtaki, cheap olive oil and comfy vacations
T*rkey - Marmaris and Pamukale are cool
>fyrom
Serbia - Ceca and Lepa Brena