>you wake up in moscow
what do?
>you wake up in moscow
what do?
It's blyatiful!!!!
Move to somewhere warm
Climb tall building with gopro and stand on the red star on top
nothing
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Go back to sleep
it would be like wolrd war z but with vatniks jumping me
Look after a cute twink or femboy to chain him in my place.
Go back to my hometown in Siberia of course. M*scovites are not even human and I don't want to be surrounded by them.
you and him would get punched for being fags
since 1 EUR is worth infinite rubbels I will get 15 EUR from my bank account and party all night long with vodka shots and cheap whores, then return home
lol i kissed a guy when i was in 10th and 11th grade
from my school*
Same, but I started bullying him after that
Not a fan of faggots
Get a Russian gf
I do it every day.
march down red square like le army of doom
seems reasonable
You can have 1,5 bottles of poop-tier booze for that.
Party
Get a Russian bf
proceed to ride subway and buy a pack of smoke
take a deep squat
think of death
You can go and do it in Butovo or Čertanovo.
Stay away from normal areas, filth.