You wake up in moscow

>you wake up in moscow

what do?

It's blyatiful!!!!

Move to somewhere warm

Climb tall building with gopro and stand on the red star on top

nothing
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Go back to sleep

it would be like wolrd war z but with vatniks jumping me

Look after a cute twink or femboy to chain him in my place.

Go back to my hometown in Siberia of course. M*scovites are not even human and I don't want to be surrounded by them.

you and him would get punched for being fags

since 1 EUR is worth infinite rubbels I will get 15 EUR from my bank account and party all night long with vodka shots and cheap whores, then return home

lol i kissed a guy when i was in 10th and 11th grade

from my school*

Same, but I started bullying him after that
Not a fan of faggots

Get a Russian gf

I do it every day.

march down red square like le army of doom

seems reasonable

You can have 1,5 bottles of poop-tier booze for that.

Party

Get a Russian bf

proceed to ride subway and buy a pack of smoke

take a deep squat
think of death

You can go and do it in Butovo or Čertanovo.
Stay away from normal areas, filth.