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stop replying to is

Bunch of gayboys endlessly debating shite that neither side will ever change their mind on

the goal

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why did that yank ask if i was autistic?
i don't get it

He was wondering if you have autism

we need a race war, lad.

High Functioning Alcoholism

>why did that yank ask if i was autistic? i don't get it

Got a new calling in life lads, going to become a clinical psychologist like my hero Dr Jordan Peterson

which branch of protestant are you mr. hank?

This is the thread of Proud Britannia bestriding the waves. Your pessimism has no place here. This thread will be glorious, free-market, buccaneering thread that will strike trade deals all over the world without the oversight of gay judges in Brussels.

any druggies in?

The American: during its
Childhood... is obliged to milk
Blacks.. Fat.. Clean bathrooms
' The American ' liberates ' ' countries. Nations ' ' and does work
Suburban!!.. The American does not bathe, does not study,
Does not go to school, school does not go to college is a being ignorant clumsy,
Closed, gross, stupid, foul, disgusting

-which is American in ' ' LATÌN???

* ' MEZCLADUS HEDIONDUS MONUS '

How to recognize an American is the easiest thing, here we quote its main features:

0-they are ugly, horrible, heinous, insignificant... Smelly
1-They are brown, COLOR poop, pulling for coppers, look like a crate
2-they are dwarfs, 1M50 to 1M60, they look like Anglo-Saxon elves
3-They are short legs or pata CHUECA, true spawn of nature
4-No ass, no men or women
5-they have NO neck, they look like worms with mud
6-have the tremendous nose, eagle, or HALCON
7-They are dried, and the English called them so
8-they are slanted and have NO eyelids
9-Have outgoing cheek
10-they have round and swollen face, these burger face

yeah mate took some paracetamol for my headache
buzzing

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>Tokyo, 1985: after a night out in Shinjuku, you take a cab, drive through the night and this song is playing on the radio

is sociology really a meme degree?

>MEZCLADUS HEDIONDUS MONUS
Mezcladas warned HEDIONDUS

yeah its womens studies and all that shite

this looks fucking disgusting

going to do my dissertation on kekistani anthropology

wasted my day just posting here

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If I ask the janitor to ban me for a week, will he?

lets piss on the yank's bed while he's asleep haha

wouldnt even work because of the batter used to make yorkshires would make it too greasy

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mad how quick that last thread got and look at us now

fml

Love those shits where there's a solid cork of shit holding back a loose, gassy slurry of poo that rockets out at 100mph. I like to pretend my bum is a volcano and I'm having an eruption and there's pyroclastic flows going every which way and that, great stuff, love it

this is a real old school Sup Forums forum in-joke btw, wouldn't be surprised if most of you jokers didn't get it ;)

good riddance

*bites you for approaching my food bowl*
*gets put down*

dont think i have ever experienced this

Janny is on the ball

what's going on lads just got back

Paki brit gf
want so bad

mist mask like face

yes im straight so what
yes im gay so what
yes im bi so what
yes im a so what

*clicks onto the opinion section of the guardian*
well i'm not getting these next 2 hours back

keep having really unsatisfying social encounters

>Paki brit
literally no such thing. Just a paki who lives here.

you haven't lived

Is anybody elses gran obsessed with the current temperature? always going on about it, shes like a fucking themometer.

rude

'ke

>good riddance

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what does that even mean

umm sweaty actually its LGBTQQICAPF2K+ these days

if youre born here youre british, end of.

unless youre mother was a health tourist

>Janny is on the ball

yorkshire pudding, to my knowledge, is:
>soft crust shell
>chips
>sausage
>gravy

why is this popular?

yeah. she's also always complaining about a draft and closing all the doors between rooms

no because she's fucken dead lol

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just feel unsatisfied after talking with friends or relatives etc

can't really explain it; it's more like a hollow feeling i get

be nice t' yer grans yer wee daft bellends

Um no sweety, try again
Paki and brits have been together since the 1600s
no getting rid of each other now
dont feel bad
both benifited, you guys more than us
dont youlike curry, naan, chicken tikka masala etc. etc.
put some color in that pake face of yours albino nigger

stupid post from a stupid boy

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>chips
>CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPSSSSSS!!!?!?!??!?!?!
in a yorkshire pud?
why i never
the cheek of it

>that eye brows

where's the norn iron representation you cunt

bitter little imp gets the first creaming of the day

>always complaining about a draft and closing all the doors between rooms
my parents do this (like ~60y/o) and it does my fucking NUT IN, they just sit in the living room with all the doors closed letting it get oxygen deprived and humid and un-ventilated and then complain that it's cold jesus christ

can't stand them for long periods of time

hope this isn't child pornography you're posting here, would hate for your post to be deleted

need a woman

only white people can be british

would crush ANYONE'S skull ITT if they even DARED to cross me irl

/fug/ thread for anglos, germans and the french

>if youre born here youre british, end of.

don't reply to me again you insipid little eunuch

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except for slavs

desu it slipped my mind since the whole idea came up due to the 2015 election instead of the 2017 one so i forgot our current government is reliant on an NI party to get things done.

r8 the dinner lads meat n veg sauteed with thai green curry seasoning some noodles and an egg

grow up

'Anging

I saw what you posted and it was absolutely SICK

eh

Not really. If both my British parents moved to Africa and I was conceived and born there, I would not be African. Not genetically, not culturally, no in any respect other than formality. And even in formality, I would only be a citizen of Africa, not African.

Pakis are not British. Neither are black people.

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cara looks like a cringy teenage boy

Made bagels with cream cheese and rashers

janny sure is on the balls today bois

*hunts you down*
*doses you with a tranquilizer gun*

there's about as much chance of me doing what you tell me as there is of me turning gay

i lied on the poll
i was one month too young to vote in 2015
i just put what i would have voted

Gonna have sex tomorrow boys :D

>celebrity ASMR
this meme has gone far enough

are there any clock towers in england besides big ben

actually cannot believe you posted child porn

Belgium should be split between Netherlands and France

It's a genuinely pointless country. Shouldn't exist

because she is

Who /Drystreak/ here?

9 months btw

just tell me old shipmates im taking a tripmates
and I'll see you one day on fiddlers gree

clever post mate :) *scruffs your hair as you go back to writing runt posts in crayon*