Marvel Tsum Tsum #1

Well if no one's gonna storytime Marvel's Pokemon I guess I will. youtube.com/watch?v=A4ekViNV73Y

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Is it the Regis Mark V?!

Obvious big bad is obvious. youtube.com/watch?v=U9P4qY6UjLI

Megas XLR crossover when?

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>Big bad

Bitch please, calling it right now: that's Aaron Stack.

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This art seems familiar.

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Did you read Web Warriors?

It's the web warriors artist I think

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>these things are senpai

is that how kids use that word nowadays?

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I still wanna know why that word was filtered.

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>Sentry's base

Dafuck

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so how long is the wait till we get porn?

Oh, hey, it's Norton G. Fester.

youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
Why would Aaron kidnap a defenseless creature. Unless it was filled with beer.

This is... kind of dumb, but strangely adorable.

That's all for today anons. So, what did we learn today?

Aww, he's The Looter? I thought the purple shirt and brown jacket on a character who is a perpetual jerk in a joke book was a clear indication that I was getting Machine Man.

0/10 will only read storytimes.

Where's the credits page?

It's just mindless fun. Nothing wrong with a cute series every now and then. I'll be following, hopefully the plot can pick up soon.

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Where's the Devil Dinosaur Tsum?

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that thing is gonna be used as a fleshlight

>Spider-Man gets molested again.

Goddammit.

>Classic Venom on cover
>Klyntar Venom

Oh fuck off.

How fast are drawfags?

Eh nice (cute) try Disney but i aint buying your toys.

Isn't classic venom making a return? If thing runs with the current Marvel timeline it shouldn't be long till he shows up I'd guess.

> Come here you little fucker!
> TSUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU

That just further proves that point that this is Marvel Pokemon. I might if they make some obscure characters. I want a Howard, Machine Man, Slapstick, and Shanna the She-Devil tsum tsum.

>spider-man hasn't been using his spider-powers to spider-molest children in a repeating pattern of child abuse
someone hasn't been reading his Daily Bugle

Howard is in the game.

I'm so fucking down now.

great work

That kid just burned his fucking hands.

naw, handles are always cooler then the thing theyre attached to. its what makes frying pans so safe

>thats the actual noise it makes when molested
That or this youtu.be/A6YOe9AHKnA

The handle looks to be the same material of the box.

Nah, it's the Tsum Tsum thing.

There's a fucking game?

tsumtsumcentral.com/B2177_TsumTsumGameNewsAlookatthenewMarvelTsumTsumGamenowavailableinJapan.aspx

Holy fuck, this is Marvel Pokemon. New thread theme? youtube.com/watch?v=8ZdzY9TGu1c

>not TESTSUUUMTSUUUM

>these things are senpai

i can't tell if this is marvel writers trying to be hip and misusing a word or if the word has gotten a new use recently that i'm not aware of

>in space
>drax's poses as if he was on the ground
what

Because Sup Forums, among other boards were spamming "sm.h tb.h fa.m". Funny enough, cuck filter was removed.

It's a meme though, this website would be dead without those.

>yellow chair

Honestly I get more of a Puchimas vibe from this than Pokemon.

Man, living in a comic universe really fucks up a person's survival instincts.

"That could be deadly radiation!"
"It could be totally AWESOME radiation that lets me shoot lasers from my eyes!"

>We are straight-up chocolate fudged

They're, like, eight.

>Night Thrasher Tsum Tsum

YES

I like the expression, actually, and I sort of want to use it myself.

>Cover shows classic Brock-Venom
>Get Bendis-Flash
What the shit?

This already sucks.

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

Yeah, that's me: That tsum tsum disguised as the earth hero Spider-man.

You're probably wondering how I got here, huh?

Well, let me take you back

> youtube.com/watch?v=gY5rztWa1TM starts playing

Can you even buy film for that kind of camera anymore?

Yes. Go to a camera specialty store.

Well, it was better than that fucking abomination that was the the Harley Quinn #1 storytime I just came from.

>hulk staring at widows ass

Kek.

Somehow this maymay never gets old.

We got a Tsum Tsum of real Thor in this issue, chances are we'll get classic Venom Tsum Tsum.

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This is a weird kind of adorable. I like it.

>All those catchphrases

What else should Cho look at?

Her chest.

We all know Hulk/Black Widow's Ass is the superior ship from that one gif.

>Widow's ass
>Ever being better than her chest.

Get out of my Australian Guitar board.

A spider isn't known for its chest, user. Why do you think spider-man has a quarter-bouncing donk?
AraƱa had a nice chest if I recall correctly, but it's not like she matters.

this is better than it should be tbhfampai

>widows anything
>better than her legs
plebs

I understand this is supposed to be a fun change from the usual super serious comics, but it comes off as trying too hard to be cute, and I get the insidious vibe they're going to try to sell these things as toys.

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Japan already sold them as toys, America-Marvel learned about them and hopped onto that gravy train.

>Night Thrasher
>Darkhawk
>Cosmo the Space Dog(?)
Seem like odd choices.

>Seem like based choices
Fixed.

>going to
Oh user. What do you think Tsum-Tsum's are?

Don't get me wrong, I like those characters, I just thought they'd go for every single more popular one before even thinking about going for those three.

kek

They already made all the popular characters. Japan's just on wave 2.

Making Anya part of the spider family was a mistake

Spider-motif characters that are not one of Spider-Man's pals like the heroic Tarantula are DOA.