The delegates, Dahnald

The delegates, Dahnald.

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i dont't understand the hate. this guys BTFO Diane feinstein .

Give the delegates to me Dahnald.
No one needs to get hurt.

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He's a Bush lackey.

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Come and get'em, Ted

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How?

Fastest gun gets the delegates, Dahnald. Make my day!!

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Fucking KEK

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Its been a while since we've had a good Dahnald thread. Anyone got some new Cruzes?

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Better than a Putin or Saudi bot

I just shill the ones I made on threads rather often, and hope they catch on.... they haven't. ;-;

Pls explain meme

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YOU BETTER HAND OVER THOSE FUCKING DELEGATES, KAKADONALD

Dahnald

Cruz is trying to secure the delegates by force.

Posting my Teds

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DAHNALD

I AM HUNGRY…

HUNGRY FOR DELEGATES

>by force
Like what, an armed coup?

Why does he look so hugable there?

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Manuel Blanco was this mid-level guy in the Medellín Cartel’s shipping operation, back in the ’80s when they were making a push into Miami. Moving cocaine, mainly. I was posing as a street-level dealer trying to make my way up the ladder, and I got myself a meeting with him. It was me and this go-nowhere dirtbag, (1/2)

Arthur something, there for our audition, basically. Manuel invites us into his big fucking Miami Beach mansion, marble statues and everything straight out of Scarface sits us down, pours us rum, and then waves in his cooks, who’re hefting the biggest silver platter I’ve ever seen in my life, and it’s absolutely fucking heaped with boiled Alaskan red king crab legs, best in the world. We’re looking at, like, $2,000 worth of crab Manuel claims his freezer crapped out, says it would be such a shame to let such a delicacy spoil, and tells us to dig in. Right away, I know this isn’t a crab thing, it’s a loyalty thing. Manuel’s eating a bit, but mainly he’s watching us. Looking for weakness. I’m bracing for the long haul, pacing myself. Not going after the joint meat, taking it easy with the butter. Arthur, though, the dumb son of a bitch, he tears in like a hyena, the whole time running his mouth about one dirtbag thing or another. Twenty minutes in, I’m still going strong, but he’s tapping out. Undoes his belt, says if he even so much as smells crab again in this lifetime, he’ll puke. Manuel, all smiles, pours him one last shot of rum, and when Arthur goes to pick it up, he pins the poor bastard’s wrist to the table with a pearl-handled knife the size of my fucking forearm. I mean this guy was fast. Arthur’s screaming like a stuck pig, turning white, blood everywhere, but I can’t afford to miss a beat here, so I just pick up the next leg and crack it open. I spend the next hour and a half eating my portion and Arthur’s as he bleeds out next to me onto the hardwood. The shells have opened up all these little cuts on my hands, and the Cajun seasoning is setting them on fire. By the time I’m finished, Arthur’s unconscious, and there’s crab meat literally up at the back of my throat. But I didn’t flinch, and I didn’t break. Manuel tells me a night club to meet him at next week: I’m in.(2/2)

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I spent the next three years bringing down their operation from the inside, and I’ve never eaten crab since. (3/2)

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FIRST ONE TO THE TOP GETS THE DELEGATES

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No way hoser, you're just joshin

When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred delegates. And I want my delegates. And all y'all will git me one hundred delegates, taken from the hands of one hundred dead Trump supporters. Or you will die tryin'.

Great thread

Nice skirt scrub

SEE THESE DELEGATES DONALD?

Come play with us Dahnald
Bring your delegates too

yeh, hah, cost me a cool 300k noob

DDDDAAAAAHHHNNNNNALLLLLDDDDD

lmao

forced meme

sage

Doland pls

The delegates

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Donald, I won't ask you again.

I fucking love this meme

WHAT TED I'M BUSY!?!?

Donald, my turtles.

The delegates must flow!

He who controls the delegates controls America, Donald!

Kek!

Turtles, Donald?

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They're right here Jeb, right under my high energy little friend here

We have one job - Earning delegates.

DAAHHAAAALLD!!

LET'S GO DAHNALD

JUST YOU AND ME

Donald, Syria?

You want some of this?

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Did he actually say that at the RNC?

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