Brit/pol/ - Nige's porn star moustache Edition

>All UK schoolchildren should take pledge of allegiance to Britain – Ahmadi Muslim group declares
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/12/uk-schoolchildren-should-take-pledge-of-allegiance--muslim-group/

>Britain set for hottest day of the year next week
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/12/uk-weather-britain-set-for-hottest-day-of-the-year-next-week-as/

>Turkish sailors jailed for 42 years over record UK cocaine bust
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/12/turkish-sailors-jailed-for-42-years-over-record-uk-cocaine-bust/

>Labour leadership: Party wins appeal against voting rules which would have allowed 117,000 new members to vote, most likely for Corbyn
bbc.com/news/uk-politics-37057589

>Norway may block UK return to European Free Trade Association
theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/09/norway-may-block-uk-return-to-european-free-trade-association

>Russia-UK relations: May and Putin pledge to improve ties
bbc.com/news/uk-politics-37029507

>UK industrial output grew at the fastest rate for 17 years in the April-to-June quarter
bbc.com/news/business-37021008

>UK tourism boosted by fall in pound
bbc.com/news/business-37009735

>French to be forced to take refugees into homes
express.co.uk/news/world/699096/migrant-crisis-Calais-France-refugees-Emmanuelle-Cosse

>Fresh Nige video
youtube.com/watch?v=uothSRQzj7k

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Anime?

Why are you still up lads?

no.

How do the American swimmers not get caught doping?

>Bow chica wow wow!

It's so wrong, but I fucking love it!

I was reading Boris Johnson's book on Churchill

pree gud desu senpai

I'm always up.

COINCIDENCE?

I'm getting ruined on cheap rum desu

Shit

I can't believe he did it. Wonderful madman.

Could this be the start of a return to mustaches in the right wing?

it's the middle of the fucking day

Cider and music.

what the fuck happened to his face

he somehow managed to look like a spic lite

Sure I only woke up at 4pm

Well done America, Well done China.

However...

Sup potatobro?

USA swimming has deep depth dude, it's insane. It'a really no wonder we dominate in that field.

>Pledge allegiance to Britain.
Should be the crown T B Q H F A M A L A M

because the darkness has consumed my soul.

Not much thanks.

Pretty buzzed to know that Nigel had the balls to try out a mustache.
Abandoning facial hair was probably one of the harbingers of Western decline desu.

You use invisible floaties in the water. Absolutely disgusting!

Was thinking of growing a mustache when I'm a bit older

Got a weak chin though so probably not a good idea

Post tribute videos to Britain

youtube.com/watch?v=o8jNI5i8nN0

youtube.com/watch?v=eVzBcIXJXTo

Because my day tomorrow will consist of writing stuff for my D&D sessions and cleaning.

CRAWWWLING INNN MY SKINNN

Cultured.

based NEET?

WHat brand?

Hello Ausbro

What music?

Same here m8

Me too

>youtube.com/watch?v=o8jNI5i8nN0

Literally got tears in my eyes tb h

youtube.com/watch?v=lWwrdh-X0KQ

ARE NIGE MET TINTIN!!

Whats that song that plays after goals. Goes like OOOOweeoo oooweeOOO got like a flute or something fucking driving me crazy

>based NEET?

Of course. Not for long though, off to uni soon. Will miss my late night tendies and non-stop shitposting/vidya,

WE LIKE TO SLEEP ALL DAY AND SHITPOST All NIGHT.

THIS IS HOW WE LIKE TO LIVE OUR LIFE.

I'VE GOT A FEELING THAT EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE ALRIGHT.

SO COME ON, COME ON!

There are people TEN YEARS YOUNGER than us

Who have had ANAL

>What music?

Comeback Kid - Symptoms and Cures

>35 year old wins gold medal at 50m swimming

lol what a farce

>the absolute state of that video

You've never shoved a girls shit in lad?

Does anyone know what happened to flipbro?

I need this shit lads

What the fuck was he thinking?

FUCK OFF NORMIE

G'day mate

>tfw KV

Lack of stuff going on and to be honest, he took a lot of shit a week or so ago when 'pseudo-nazis' came here and kept on at him.

It was my birthday today / yesterday and I can't sleep. It's too hot.

18 year old here Lost my virginity at 17
Feels good heh heh heh

Generally when one has enough wrinkles and the "class" to wear a suit and tie fairly regularly (or other old-style clothes), mustaches can be pulled off by most men.

They never did really look good on young men, though, unless they could grow them wider than the lip.
Hitler in WW1 is actually a pretty good example. Legend is he cut off the edges so a gas mask would fit more tightly, the biggest reason mustaches and beards went out of fashion (besides faggots and the degenerate culture that took off after the war).

Be glad you're not degenerate like that.

And think about all the poofters ten years younger than you. That's even more worrying.

My ex (this is going back like 9 years now) used to shove any fucking thing up her ass.

I once got a new potato stuck up her cunt and had to use two teaspoons to fish it back out.

Reminder not to turn these threads into /r9k/

I miss Flippy.

I'm calling it a day.

Night lads.

Night cunt.

>those quads
>that post

brilliant

also a question lads, ever had a song on loop for most of the day? I'm starting to go a bit mad I think, but cba to change it

>tfw IKTF

Checked, but at that point, where you're literally scooping through shit with a spoon while it's fresh in the anus, do you not think it's not worth it?

Seconded.

Nighty night laddy

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BRIT/POL/

>mfw fucked an 18 year old schizzo bitch at 16

>caring about other people having sex

Fucking hell lad get it together.

it's just the lads getting maudlin on a friday night, it always stabilises by monday

>wo wo wo eer you daft cheeky queer looking cunt. I've been walking in these fucking woods a lot of years mark my words and I've never come accross such a fucking cheeky bastard as yourself. Don't get too fooking close mind you will be getting a fookin backhand don't let this fooking porno tash fool yer I'm telling yer

Use the hoover next time m8

youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo

Feel this video with me bros

GET THE FUCK OUT

NORMANS LEAVE

ROOOOOOOOOO

Good luck user. What are you studying?

Nice.

Commonwealth4life

don't remind me user

me too user (KHV)

Happy birthday user!

Yea if I find something I like I'll regurgitate it until I hate it.

No the potato was in her twat. You have to make sure she has a really good shit before doing anything with the ass.

>getting cucked by henry

>angloshit
>feelworthy

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Here you go:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1attmFPd0VA

I got incredibly lucky, when it comes down to it it's all luck

youtube.com/watch?v=CRQX45pM5kQ

Will any day be able to conquer the feelings, hope and glory we had on June the 24th?

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Some should make a war of the REEEEEses Pepe

>what are you studying?

Biology desu

When Trump fails to become President.

It will be the best day ever on Sup Forums

Possibly...

>2013

Fugg...

I'm a virgin as well you autistic faggot.

I just don't obsess over other people fucking like a retarded creep such as yourself. Now fuck off.

Shut the fuck up you subhuman virgin. Your opinions are worthless.

3 YEARS AGO FUUUCK

Kek, can't wait for the damage control tbf

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Don't be mean mate

This is a nice thread. Rudeposters are not allowed.

So this lowlife virgin piece of shit can call me a creep but I can't give him a simple reality check?

We're all virgins here but this faggot is trying to be the alpha virgin on a Vietnamese pottery board.

Wew. Bit rude.

>tfw not virgin

right ignoring the /rude/poster how is everyone tonight? it's gone 3 bong lads

It will be madness here and no doubt plebbit will visit - just to rub it in.

>tfw not virgin

NORMIES OUT

VIRGINS IN

I see we're third in the Olympic medal tables lads.

Why did you put a potato in her cunt?

I honestly expect a few dozen American Twitter neets to kill themselves.

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On the off chance we somehow maintain that, then this truly is a great year to be British.

Americans are still claiming the polls are rigged.

>Whenever Trump gains ground in the polls he soon plummets
>IT'S THE JOOS

Stay cucked yankees.

>Tfw I lost my virginity in a cramped Halfords brand tent while trying to be quiet.
>Tfw I shouldn't of even bothered.

Against much larger (and less... classy) nations.