How're you holding up Sup Forums?

How're you holding up Sup Forums?

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my mummy dump me on tuesday

oh fuck. Not you.

How are the rest of the pythons?

dnt no wat 2 do now

im lonely and no cummies tomorrow :(
wat

Hi fren!

I thought you were banned

usa mummy poster

We all know it's you John.

who is john

Yes that is me

Hes Anthony not John stupid

i respond to ur message on fish bowl

You are.

My dad died on my birthday

Falling behind at university, have to fly home for a week for funeral

No friends at university

no.

That's sad

How close were you? When are your next exams?

My dad died during my bar exams and it came within an inch of totally fucking me.

Living in my cabin in the woods, have a relaxed job with as good as no contact to other people and doing sports all day. You dont get adictet to a life wiht a women on your side, if Sup Forums and a fucking black metal forum is the closest thing to social media you have.

Alright I guess, just having kids and waiting for the call to arms to fix their future.

I'm doing fantastic as of late, really loving life

Exams long time away
He was in Vietnam, didn't know him well

What is sadder is this is fucking Sup Forums not /adv/

Reported this thread, sage

Somebody out there,
Please,
Give me moral sustenance,
Give me the next American Civil War.
I need it.

Photoshop mummy face so she's to titty grabbing a weeb

Checked.

Sorry pal. Life is tough. I'm sure your dad would want you to man up and get high marks in school. Don't dwell on the past, make a good future for yourself. Things will be alright.

I need to find the template

no

oh ok then, you're welcome.

r u getting cummies this weekend

Fine b that way

s-sorry senpai

But this thread is full of fucking autists

I will see if some frens want to go drinking

Mummy posters are to be expected.

I was going to say the death of my father fucked me up for about eight months and a lot of bad decisions were made during that time. If you need a year out, take it.

>year out

Stop being a faggot, faggot

and do what, i hope ur not making cummy with whore agen

remember no inside cummies save dose for mummy :3

There's NOTHING wrong with whores

And no I wear condom

...

u wear condom for mouth cummy?

wen u have luvs with too many slut u appreciate ur mumy less dats al

Replace American flag with Sweden

hmm, they don't know why mine died, he bled out while in hospital.

I'm on a Department of Veterans welfare thing. I don't think i'd come back to study if I dropped out took awhile to get onto it.

Good luck user, I'm out, mommy posters creep me out more than MLP furries

Oh no, vagina cummy duh

WHAT

HOW CAN YOU DO THAT TO STRANGER THAT IS WRONG

inside cummies is supposed to be intimate and loving not with WHORE

>Bлaдимиpoвнa

Kek, her father's name is Vladimir. Is Vladimir like John over there? I mean, shit, Putin's father's name is Vladimir. I guess Lenin really popularized the name.

I do love whores :3

I get that my friendly career shitposter. Good luck.

that is yuck and you make me and mummy feel worthless and shit

they are whores? you pay them?

No, I find drunk grills at bars

Sumtimes I don't use condom cuz I'm badboy

b-b-but i want to have cummy too and im all lonely this weekend

i bet they are ugly and thats why they are drunk on theri own

do u stay in touch and then marry them

Mummy posters ruin everything.

They're usually 7/10

No I never stay in touch, tho some of them can be crazy

but thats boring nd pointles

show me fotos i bet they are YUCK

I have it on my PC but I'm on my phone rn

damn this is a good post.

I don't tak fotos cuz I'm usually drunk and forget and most women don't like u taking fotos of them nakie

went to MEPs today and got cold feet right before I signed for enlistment, I get home sick super easy. scheduled to go back next week

You know what to do user.

ok where do u do it

and why

Watch out for the silver bullet :3

Usually in a car or at their place and then they make I breakies in morning sumtime

YOU GO TO THEIR PLACE AND DONT EVEN SPEAK TO THEM AGAIN

YOU MAKE BREAKFAST BUT DONT EVEN SPEAK TO EACH OTHER AGEN

WHYYYYYYYYY

YOU MAKE ME UPSET

IS SO EMPTY AND SOUL CRUSHING

Yeah I give them fake number

WHAT

THEY WANT TO SE U AGEN AND YOU DO THAT

FUCK YOU MAKE ME UPSET AND ANGRY

THATS NO WAY TO TREAT LADY

I kno it's not. I am monster pls help me

u would do that to mumy and thats why she is for me only

I MISSED YOU. WHATS THE SITUATION ON POL ISLAND

My only reason for existing is because my family depends on me.

She would just break up with you after a month like ur old mummy and come to me

Sorry that was harsh I didn't mean it anthony

IM WORKING ON IT VERY HARD HAVE JOB NOW AND EARNING MONEY DONT BELIEVE THE NAMIBIA FALSE PROPHET

also i been posting all month
DONT SAY THAT I AM HURT

YOU RUIN LOVIES FOR EVERYONE

-

DO YOU THINK MUMMY IS LIKE YOU?

NO

I just want lovies and cummy :'(

I sorry didn't mean it, r we still frens?

ok

but you upset me

amazing NOD Pepe

...

It wasn't you, it was her. Don't find mummies on Craig's list.

They're all whores

but wher do i find new mummy :/

want to do something this weekend

Mind your own business, don't u have a girl to rape or something

>also i been posting all month
I can't find you fucking anywhere

I feel whole; at peace.

HOLY FUCK

LOOK AT THOSE DUBS WE GOT

KEK LOVES MUMMY!

hmm thats weird i been telling everybody about my 44yo gf what i had but she dump me on tuesday

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HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

what do i do saturday nite i want to interact with female to make me feel beter

I usually work out when I feel bad

Mummy LOVES fit boys

think about mum then get /fit/
the women will then come naturally and then you can just think about mum in intercourse


>this board is turning me autistic

BUT IM LONELY AND WANT TO GO OUT
no im still growing and fast metablism

i loose all weight :/

ladies wont come knocking on my door i have to go out

i am good looking and not fat like you might think

being skinny won't help you too much,

just eat shit loads of protein, lift weights. get SOME muscles and have some good charisma

Not very many women are kinky enough to role play as a mummy, sadly

Also try not to look like you have aspergers

I HAVE GOOD CHARISMA AND EAT MEAT EVERY NITE

WEN IM HUNGRY I GO DOWNSTAIRS AND SNACK ON HAM AND CHICKEN

I EAT EGG TO

I NEED TO GO OUT STOP DISTRACTING ME GIRLS LIKE ME WEN I GO ON HOLIDAY BUT DEN I HAF TO GO HOME
I JUST WANT FEMALE INTERACTION WE SPOKE ABOUT MUMMYGFS AND GIRLS

I LOOK LIKE NORMAL PERSON BUT IM NOT POSTING FACE

>eating all that meat

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT LIFTING AND EXERCISING THAT'S FUCKING PERFECT LIFT AND GET THEM MUSCLES DUDE

TRIPS NOW


SERIOUSLY THIS IS GETTING WEIRD

ITS LITERALLY FUCKING MONEY SITTING IN THE GROUND HOLY SHIT BROWSE /FIT/ A LITTLE

that nose tho

BECAUSE IT GO THROUGH ME AND I RUN AROUND A LOT AND STILL NOTHING

DONT LIFT STUFF THO BUT I NEED TO GO OUT SOMEWHERE TOMORROW AND UR NOT HELPING >:(
prety nose :3

>Falling behind at university

I know that feel all to well

>21
>Fucked up at local 4 year
>Had a total of 54 credits when I messed up because they said I owed them 4000$ suddenly(In the end cost me 6000$)
>GPA collapsed even though I wasn't taking classes and was working saving every penny to pay them
>If I came back I would be taking all of my majors hardest classes and if I failed even one (or got too low a grade) would be academically dismissed

If you get academically dismissed basically no school will take you for several years. And the economy is so bad the shitty dead end job that I could get I would never be able to survive on.

>Now I am going to a community college way upstate
>Dorm fees are going to cost me 5k a year and financial aid doesn't cover it
>Gonna have to take out loans
>They only accepted ~14 of my credits out of 54
My only plan is to ride the tiger at this point

>run around alot
THAT NOT GOING TO DO SHIT
ITS ONLY GONNA GIVE YA GOOD CARDIO BUT NO FUCKING MUSCLES.

DO SOME FUCKING PUSHUPS OR SOMETHING JESUS

ALSO CHEW YOUR FOOD THOROUGHLY SO YOU CAN ABSORB MOST OF EVERYTHING

If I lived near you, I would help you :/

Also try going to events like concerts or something to find girlys

OK BUT WHAT DO I DO TOMORROW I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH GRILS