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cara
shit heads
alri
countdown
>sci-fi/conspiracy
>slice of life
sue
oh ur good
yanks in
people who dont make shapes from used crisp packets need to be institutionalised
the gf
my wife
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wrong
*kicks down the door*
Who here tryna have a C-section in 9 months
that is a rather large cock
yo janny we've got a problem
that will is too big for her.
unfuck my shit 2018 january review:
unfucked the outer most layers of shit (slovenliness and general inertia of enthusiasm towards toil)
inner areas of JUSTified aspects of life remained fucked up still though. the challenge here will be to solidify the healthy routines set up in january whilst starting to take down some of the bigger targets.
haha
*you have 1 nu match*
she's being a slag and not texting me lads
little does she know i can see her active on instagram from the dm thing they added
stupid slag
corr that'd split her in half
australian said skyrim lived up to the hype and i am screaming like a hyena
>inner areas of JUSTified aspects of life
what aspects are those?
no my
any girl man in
teheh you gay btw ?
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hate fucking slags
just want to uppercut one
mum just called me a racist drumpfkin edgelord
I deserve love, compassion, and respect.
anxeity and deep sense of regrets and self-doubts
addiction to masturbation
loneliness
generally feeling like things should be better
addiction to Sup Forums
where my edposters at
i imagine what their heads would look like on a stick
just had a drink and some noodles at this new ramen bar
p sure it's the only bar I've been to in town that's not full of white trash boomers
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racist twat
make me happy
all of these except for wanking (which I managed to cut down last year) apply to me
Come gather round, Toilsmen,
It's high time ye learned
'Bout a hero named Brendan
And a devil named 'Berg.
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opinions on pints, lads?
I want to have sex with the botnet
he could've had this
Now do classical gas
lost 6lb(11st 10lbs to 11st 4lbs), hope I can carry on, let's unfuck our shit up together xx
still eating ted bundy's corpse will let you know when I'm finished
liable to punch you in the gut for such a libelous insinuation
find it quite strange that as an autist i have "adult" interests whereas normal functioning adults have "nerd" interests
you'd think it'd be switched and they'd be the ones explaining how economies work while i talk about star wars, but it's the other way round. at least with normal adults below 40.
She's just fucking text me there lads haha
stupid bints not going to get a text now
might link my uni ting and shag her tonight instead
paging NASA
NASA will you read me
requesting 1 alien gf from NASA, over and out
>lost 20kg in late 2016 while I was a NEET loser
>back at uni now and have a job and I'm gaining all of it back
JUST
What's your height?
Autism isn't infantility.
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>Maddox
>The Kardashians
>Anita Sarkeesian
>Dan Bilzerian
>SOAD
>Cher
Anyone else think the Turks might've been on to something when they killed all those Armenians?
lol
naysa power rockets are firing all over the place, gonna try and land on juniper and see if they have any space weed over
>at kinoplex
>first time woman speaks in the film
>stand up and loudly say "Alright, I'm out" and leave the cinema
i've thought this very same thing
she looks like an alien with breasts
youtube.com
The manlet left
Got a great new job but the gf left me, I'd say that's a win overall
stop reposting shit from Sup Forums you underage cunt
haha wanker's just wasted £10
wish i could be properly attracted to slags, alas, im not
then again, im certain they wouldnt be attracted to me either
Need some cuddlefuddle
>SOAD
>bad
kys frodo
Fucking sick of seeing the word 'diversity'.
based tvposter
Slags are terrifyingly crazy/stupid.
Never give up. Trust your instincts.
get on top of it now before it's too late lad, trust me
5'8, getting shredded tho
It's not necessarily infantile. Star Trek would probably have been a better example of an adult nerd thing. It's just weird how the stereotype is so divorced from reality. (to a degree. I don't know if the Sonic fandom is hiding a bunch of chads, although it probably is given how many ironic-meme types who're always joking about Sonic still play the games.)
californiANO
sort of agree with this.
the normies at toil are baffled at how i read books in my spare time and don't watch tv programs. they're also sort of intimidated by the fact that i lift weights instead of doing gay shit like yoga (which i actually do sort of do but within the context of doing it to aide lifting not just doing it for itself)
alri paul
diversity
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nu-castle
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>5'8
how can white males be so short in the 21st century? honestly baffling
i'm 6ft 2 and like 10 stone
any skellies in tonight?
How much diversity is enough diversity? Like when do we know we have the right amount?
we are cursed by god
never
pack on some pounds lad, that's unhealthy
What are marijuana dispensaries like in yurop
christ lad
do you do smack?
>mr toilberg left a note on my desk saying he wants to see me in his office first thing monday morning
ive been with and been involved with art slags and the like, its just i have a thing for normie slags sometimes, though it could never work not even for one night
>manlets
>white
don't care
Really want to get in contact with an old friend, we were really good mates but he was the punching bag of the group and last time I spoke to his he said he never wanted to speak to me again.
Wouldn't mind but since we stopped talking he's doing much better than me, living a life i'd kill for at this time and don't want to seem like I'm the one crawling back. Miss him Tbh
>accidentally sent the blue thumb to a girl at midnight
The attractive large-breasted girl at work invited me for drinks with her tonight, but I was too scared to say yes so I stayed at home by myself instead
>Sup Forums thinking its relevant to anything
loving
every
laugh
at one point i was unironically 6'3 and 9 stone