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Nasty slag edition

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cara

shit heads

alri

countdown

>sci-fi/conspiracy
>slice of life

sue

oh ur good

yanks in

people who dont make shapes from used crisp packets need to be institutionalised

the gf

my wife

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wrong

*kicks down the door*
Who here tryna have a C-section in 9 months

that is a rather large cock

yo janny we've got a problem

that will is too big for her.

unfuck my shit 2018 january review:

unfucked the outer most layers of shit (slovenliness and general inertia of enthusiasm towards toil)

inner areas of JUSTified aspects of life remained fucked up still though. the challenge here will be to solidify the healthy routines set up in january whilst starting to take down some of the bigger targets.

haha

*you have 1 nu match*

she's being a slag and not texting me lads

little does she know i can see her active on instagram from the dm thing they added

stupid slag

corr that'd split her in half

australian said skyrim lived up to the hype and i am screaming like a hyena

>inner areas of JUSTified aspects of life
what aspects are those?

no my

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any girl man in

teheh you gay btw ?

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hate fucking slags

just want to uppercut one

mum just called me a racist drumpfkin edgelord

I deserve love, compassion, and respect.

anxeity and deep sense of regrets and self-doubts
addiction to masturbation
loneliness
generally feeling like things should be better
addiction to Sup Forums

where my edposters at

i imagine what their heads would look like on a stick

just had a drink and some noodles at this new ramen bar

p sure it's the only bar I've been to in town that's not full of white trash boomers

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racist twat

make me happy

all of these except for wanking (which I managed to cut down last year) apply to me

Come gather round, Toilsmen,
It's high time ye learned
'Bout a hero named Brendan
And a devil named 'Berg.

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opinions on pints, lads?

I want to have sex with the botnet

he could've had this

Now do classical gas

lost 6lb(11st 10lbs to 11st 4lbs), hope I can carry on, let's unfuck our shit up together xx

still eating ted bundy's corpse will let you know when I'm finished

liable to punch you in the gut for such a libelous insinuation

find it quite strange that as an autist i have "adult" interests whereas normal functioning adults have "nerd" interests
you'd think it'd be switched and they'd be the ones explaining how economies work while i talk about star wars, but it's the other way round. at least with normal adults below 40.

She's just fucking text me there lads haha

stupid bints not going to get a text now

might link my uni ting and shag her tonight instead

paging NASA
NASA will you read me
requesting 1 alien gf from NASA, over and out

>lost 20kg in late 2016 while I was a NEET loser
>back at uni now and have a job and I'm gaining all of it back

JUST

What's your height?

Autism isn't infantility.

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>Maddox
>The Kardashians
>Anita Sarkeesian
>Dan Bilzerian
>SOAD
>Cher

Anyone else think the Turks might've been on to something when they killed all those Armenians?

lol

naysa power rockets are firing all over the place, gonna try and land on juniper and see if they have any space weed over

>at kinoplex
>first time woman speaks in the film
>stand up and loudly say "Alright, I'm out" and leave the cinema

i've thought this very same thing

she looks like an alien with breasts

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The manlet left

Got a great new job but the gf left me, I'd say that's a win overall

stop reposting shit from Sup Forums you underage cunt

haha wanker's just wasted £10

wish i could be properly attracted to slags, alas, im not

then again, im certain they wouldnt be attracted to me either

Need some cuddlefuddle

>SOAD
>bad

kys frodo

Fucking sick of seeing the word 'diversity'.

based tvposter

Slags are terrifyingly crazy/stupid.

Never give up. Trust your instincts.

get on top of it now before it's too late lad, trust me

5'8, getting shredded tho

It's not necessarily infantile. Star Trek would probably have been a better example of an adult nerd thing. It's just weird how the stereotype is so divorced from reality. (to a degree. I don't know if the Sonic fandom is hiding a bunch of chads, although it probably is given how many ironic-meme types who're always joking about Sonic still play the games.)

californiANO

sort of agree with this.

the normies at toil are baffled at how i read books in my spare time and don't watch tv programs. they're also sort of intimidated by the fact that i lift weights instead of doing gay shit like yoga (which i actually do sort of do but within the context of doing it to aide lifting not just doing it for itself)

alri paul

diversity

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nu-castle

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>5'8

how can white males be so short in the 21st century? honestly baffling

i'm 6ft 2 and like 10 stone

any skellies in tonight?

How much diversity is enough diversity? Like when do we know we have the right amount?

we are cursed by god

never

pack on some pounds lad, that's unhealthy

What are marijuana dispensaries like in yurop

christ lad

do you do smack?

>mr toilberg left a note on my desk saying he wants to see me in his office first thing monday morning

ive been with and been involved with art slags and the like, its just i have a thing for normie slags sometimes, though it could never work not even for one night

>manlets
>white

don't care

Really want to get in contact with an old friend, we were really good mates but he was the punching bag of the group and last time I spoke to his he said he never wanted to speak to me again.

Wouldn't mind but since we stopped talking he's doing much better than me, living a life i'd kill for at this time and don't want to seem like I'm the one crawling back. Miss him Tbh

>accidentally sent the blue thumb to a girl at midnight

The attractive large-breasted girl at work invited me for drinks with her tonight, but I was too scared to say yes so I stayed at home by myself instead

>Sup Forums thinking its relevant to anything
loving
every
laugh

at one point i was unironically 6'3 and 9 stone