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good night edition

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WE MAY WELL SAY GOD SAVE THE QUEEN BECAUSE NOTHING WILL SAVE THE GOVERNOR GENERAL

angela white

babestation

He's so fucking ugly

my first celeb crush ever

feels weird

White women?

>An ex-YouTube insider reveals how its recommendation algorithm promotes divisive clips and conspiracy videos. Did they harm Hillary Clinton’s bid for the presidency?

When will lefties get over it

*Noises*

My first celeb crush was weirdly Florence nightingale, followed by a long obsession over Jennifer Aniston

Look, we already told 'em "I Told You So"

But all these niggas speakin' out who wouldn't spoke befo'

Don't take it personal, people wanna be close to folk
What you think the televisions and the Post is fo'?

Yeahhh man, I'm claustrophobic, though.

Well you need to see a doctor for it
And I ain't jokin, you close Tip and you 'bout to blow it.
Did you forgot about them nights in the cells, was you honest?

I dunno

When we was havin talks with God and you promised?

how are you doing, user

clinton was the centre, not the left.

As for me I'm a nocturnal animal, God concentrates
On a young black man who makes the niggas speakers shake
The nighttime is busy, it's word to Aunt Kizzy
It's the time we get down, yo son, you know the sound
The flavas on the top with the rugged beat to back it
The night makes the aura and the Jake can't hack it
The way the moon dangles in the midnight sky
And the stars dance around, a-yo I think it's fly
Intensity, most rappers don't see it
Spirit wise, musically, you gotta be it
Serenity and silence of the sounds and emotions
In the concrete jungle when the sun don't bungle

How do you know my name?

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none of your fucking business sunshine

so this is the famed rorke intellect

twitter.com/Jamie_Weinstein/status/790558383770181632

Swellter skelter

Business idea:

ITV Weekday morning tv but Holly Willoughby, Susanna Reid, Phillip Schofield and Piers Morgan aren't allowed to wear clothes

something off looking about these rorke slags

ah yes, you can't be smart unless you've read ink from various mounds of pump

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Wow. Alan is even uglier than I thought and I've seen a lot of ugly alan

Alan is peng both with respect to looks and personality

Patrick Stewart, is that you la? haha

>15% of the entire nation of new zealand live in australia

christ what an utter shithole

Correct

okay
i feel like my social life is hanging by a thread though

like if i take 1 week off from aggressively socialising I reckon i'd lose 90%of my friends

yes I shall definitely be clicking some cuck's link to social media

Oh Christ the post half a screen of text at a time people are here

ON OPPOSITE DAY

>brits have the nerve to complain about pakistanis (traditional, family-oriented people of good social standing) while kiwis are literally colonising us

had it up to here with poms

why's that la, how long have you known them

>it's illegal for New Zealanders to have gardens
The buck stops here

If you don't read, you don't think, and are therefore stupid. No exceptions.

we're coming for your women, A*ssieboi

couldnt tell the difference between Australian and Kiwi accents for years but as soon as I watched Flight of the Conchords I'm shocked I didn't notice it immediately.

New Zealanders sound like someone doing a poor impression of an Australian.
They sound literally retarded.

really want to find one of his books but can't remember what it's called and it's not on libgen

I'm glad the rest of the world is slowly realising this

>ah yes, you can't be smart unless you've read ink from various mounds of pump

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Need an Aussie gf to read the ol bedtime story

They're making a Ted Bundy film for fucks sake, is there anything Hollyjew won't use for a quick profit? scumbags

>mfw have bad eyesight and cannot discern between Australia and New Zealand while phoneposting

need help with my alcohol problem
the docs keep telling me to just stop drinking but it doesn't work lol

[horse noises]

Hm. Intriguing. Hmm yes

not sure if i like new zealand
sometimes they seem like a cute less shit britain with a surprisingly robust culture and institutions
other times they seem like parochial little yankoids with no indigenous culture and a reddit tier pastiche in it's place, and also are weeaboos and don't reply to my messages.

Just stop drinking duh

saved

ok. problem solved. thanks doc!

i'm a retired alcoholic
nobody can help you but yourself
you have to decide whether you want to waste away or give life another shot and reach your potential

gnome chomsky haha

it's literally northerners and scots who are to blame when it comes to my retarded accent
I'm a product of my environment and that environment has caused me to not pronounce vowels properly

errr pavlovas sweaty?

americanisation is a menace to civilised society

I wish other countries would stop trying to be like America. We're really a bad influence.

Lads, do you ever get this really peculiar and sudden sensation to kill yourself? Like something triggers this complete state of depression where you feel really melancholic and futile and feel you want to end your life?

gf sent me this

YOU CALL SIX SEX
YOU CALL DECK DICK
YOU CALL FISH FUSH

YOU PEOPLE ARE A JOKE

A JOKE!

I've come to the realisation that I want a Japanese wife
Their appearance, mannerisms and culture appeals to me much more than any other type of woman.

alri hc
still kicking

sort your own life out you utterly pathetic failure

I literally don't it's only foreners who think that

She needs to train her cat better.

hmm ah yes

>trying to figure out where the fuck my cat went
>finally notice a suspicious lump under the doona
>moment I lift it he gives me a death stare and I'm forced to retreat out of my own fucking bedroom because the family pet has claimed by bed

so this is what it feels like to be cuckolded

explain /ausnz/ to me
why is it so bad

very cute kot

did a bad post

>cat owners

the utter STATE lmao

In Bunyan's "Pilgrim's Progress" you may recall the description of the Man with the Muck Rake. He typifies the man who in this life consistently refuses to see aught that is lofty, and fixes his eyes with solemn intentness only on that which is vile and debasing. This man speedily becomes, not a help but one of the most potent forces for evil.

lol whad a fag

Test post. Please ignore.

Did a irl chuckle at this

Gotta ween yourself off. No liquor just beer. For a few days only drink when you feel withdrawal. Then after that taper off. Once an hour, twice per 3 hours, every other hour etc etc. It's a horrible habit to kick but do it right and you'll be fine. Do it wrong and well... no mystery behind how poorly alcohol withdrawals treat someone. Life threatening. Poblem is you'll be back to a drunk I bet but you can't kick it at all unless you try once

Should rename balt + ausnz to ANZAC
Australia, New Zeeland And Co

'ad a giggle

*doesn't ignore*

Top o' the morning

Literally me, not gonna stop tho

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ignored

*blocks you on LinkedIn*

at what hour past midnight does it become the morning

you should rename it tony blair because it has no redeeming features except that it will one day die.

He is rather average but I don't mind resting my head on his chest. No homo.

4:30

4

Approximately 24:36 (Mars time)

There is nothing more distressing to every good nation than the scoffing man which treats patriotism as a cause for laughter. In his Ecclesiastical Polity that fine old Elizabethan divine, Bishop Hooker, wrote: it is vital not to permit this spirit of sanity and self-command to degenerate into mere mental stagnation.

>Ywn sneak up behind her and gently caress her arse and rub her tits while she hums in your ear

12:01 am

No sleep til Brooklyn ofc

two or so years ago there was no australian/nz general except for /ANZAC/ which was only occasional, so everyone just posted in /brit/ instead
then /balt/+/ausnz/ happened and was alright for like two months but then a whole lot of weebs came because the balts were huge weebs, so most people went back to /brit/ except for a group of 5 or so weebs who spend all day ERPing from what I understand
now /balt/ and /ausnz/ appear to have split up, not sure why

it's basically a small group who I think know each other irl to an extent, from what I've seen.
simple as

depends on the time of year
4 in summer
7 in winter

can you please explain why two random indians are trying to have a conversation with me and include me in their emails?

2nd February 2018... Lads I'm banned from reddit and want to go back... someone help me get out of this terrible terrible thread full of cowards

post more of these please. best one gets a domino's £10 voucher