What's up, mah muggas?
It's going to be a while before we get to Excalibur proper, but a certain someone is about to join the Uncanny X-Men book, so let's see what's up with her and her brother after the events of Alan Moore's run!
PREVIOUSLY ON CAPTAIN BRITAIN:
Such an awful costume.
Wait, this isn't a recap at all, it's just a boring-ass introduction. Oh, whatever.
Yeah, yeah, whatever, Claremont, let's get to what we're here to read!
That was one fucked-up year, wasn't it?
>REEEEEEEE
welp i was gonna start a pokemonuzlocke but this'll do. Davis art yo!
Moore's run was pretty great, high bar
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Yeah, this isn't as good but it's still pretty solid stuff, and Davis keeps getting better and better.
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>She's a mutant, like they have in America
It's always interesting to see how different countries react to mutants.
I didn't realize he was with Captain Britain for so long. Drew those books forever
THE PAIN
Well, that escalated quickly. Jesus.
Christ.
Brian is huge.
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I like that stubble. That's a nice, subtle detail.
trying to think of a joke about how they had to make megan sexy as the book got popular
Is this going to be as crazy as the last storytime?
Meanwhile, dad's having a goddamned stroke.
No, but it is somewhat more brutal
I though it was because Claremont realized how many fetishes she fulfilled.
Hey, that is true. What the hell!
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i was prepping for some bs magic to happen to change her
>beautiful
I guess? In a way? Sorta? Kinda? Yeah, no
So now someone is actually trying to do a Great Batman storytime.
If we can just get rid of Sup Forums and the console war threads, and Sup Forums might reach a new Golden Age.
They're talking about auras, man.
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They're not gonna make it.
I'm too grounded for this comic!
Rip-off! I love it, long-term storytimes are the best
You need to take more LSD, and then this comic will make sense.
Then what does that say about me? D:
Just turn off you mind, relax, and float downstream...
If HE'S a ripoff, then we're all ripoffs, because JSAnon was before any of us.
You're not posting a comic that's been around for 75 years.
I've had hallucinations caused by sensory-deprivation, does that count?
I jest, of course. The more the merrier.
Sure feels like it, ha!
Unless you're having them AS you read them, then no.
I once tried to read the Clown issue of Starlin's Warlock while I was going through heat stroke, but passed out before getting to the really weird shit.
Ooh, I love that song. And very appropiate too!
It is a lot, but X-Men started in the 60's and didn't get huge till the 80's.
Well then, maybe I should try that one day. May be fun.
>Psylocke has a canon birth year
>almost 60
love it.
i guess body swap lets you get around the ageing question
Heat stroke isn't fun man. I thought you had to near the verge of death to see hallucinate stuff from heat.
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That guy seems like he's not doing the spin-offs though, whereas X-user is.
I don't recommend it. Just go to your local drug dealer and get shrooms.
He was like a goddamn British ninja before the costume change! Huh, how oddly appropiate
>>That guy seems like he's not doing the spin-offs though, whereas X-user is
That sounds more doable, then.
Oh no, I was talking about the LSD thing haha, I'm not that crazy, believe me.
>Who?
lol
WHY DOES THE BLACK KNIGHT KEEP SHOWING UP IN MY STORYTIME
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HE'S AFTER YOU
It's he spin-offs, team up books, and cameos that kill these kinds of things. I'm still finding new comics where Luke Cage and Iron Fist appear
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Speaking of Black Knight, are you doing the post-Onslaugt Quicksilver series? Or are you counting him as an Avenger?
Haha, rekt.
Avenger, since he's no longer a mutant. I may do Son of M though.
The villains in that book were Exodus and the Acolytes, hence why I brought it up.
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Well, here's the problem: Quicksilver's ongoing wasn't a part of the chronology I used to organize this storytime. Yes, most of it was from memory, but there were certain series (like Mantlo Alpha Flight) or minis I never read, so that's where the chronology stepped in. To add QS' series I would actually have to read it to figure out where it goes and I kinda don't have the time to do that between my studies and actually running the storytime.
TL;DR: No can do because of lack of time, sorry.
Oh, also I'm running out of space so...
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Wait, you had a chronology? You lucky dog, I had to just look on the wikis and guess.
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Yeah, but even that wasn't infallible. Trust me, organizing this shit took way longer than it should have. It's been a fun experience so far though, so I don't regret it. Yet
Who's ready for some not-Nazis?
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You will when you get to Bendis.
I'm only a month away, depending on if we read through all of Black Panther.
Slaymaster's going to become a very prominent enemy in this run.
Bendis is one of those cases where I needed a chronology because I never read his run before.
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>And anyway, he wants the costume
Straight to the point, huh
Brian's gonna have to wash that after this is all over.
Aw, he hurt his hand.
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That's what you get for being a turd, turd.
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Out of the frying-pan into the fire.
Ew.
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Davis can even do disgusting great. Can this man do no wrong?
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>I don't like being kept prisoner...and I don't like being watched while I'm dressing!
You're no fun, Brian.
I can't remember if it was ever asked and we're still a long ways off but are you going to be doing X-Men 2099?
Nowadays that middle panel would be a splash page
What have we become?
Oops, guess we'll never find out, oh well.