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Blitzkrieg edition

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>Australia
>New Zealand

shitholes bar none

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shant be replying to José

No, fuck you

la atrocidad...

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business idea: be a catgirlboi

new business idea
be my catgirlboi

bold and daring, I like it!!

When do I start?!

fuck y*nkees

Start is immediate
welcome aboard cutie

wtf

Oh?
Are you interested?
You can still submit your CV

hmm what are the job requirements...I should probably know that first!!

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being a cute pet for your owner!

Hmm...
let me check your qualifications
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You pass! Welcome aboard!

well I can purr really well! although I probaly need a cage too!

>although I probaly need a cage too!
You'll get everything a young catgirlboi needs!

bowls full of booze to lap up!?!?

Swedeslut here :3 Goodmorning :3

What the fuck is this? Get the fuck out of /ausnz/.

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Wasted $42 on Lotto, don't think I've won anything at all, still gonna check tomorrow though. First time I've ever spent money on a ticket. Any anons here do Lotto regular or do you reckon it's a scam?

Used to do Keno twice a week back when I had a job, can't afford gambling now tho :(

nigger

It's a scam my dude. You're better off putting that money into bonus bonds. Same chance of winning, but at least you don't lose your investment with BB.

>You are a faggot

Not me, I don't watch anime.

Do ya have to sign up to ANZ for that?

go back to dixie sissy thread then, you're in the wrong place.

texas: steers and queers only, you know

>55% goes into the prize pool (ie, another man's wallet)
>17% goes to (((Charities))) (ie, money laundering)
>8% goes to retailer comissions
>8% goes to Lotto directly for profit
>12% goes to taxes (which probably find their way back to Lotto in the form of Crown subsidies)

The only person it isn't a scam for is the 1-in-a-million fluke who won the jackpot, everyone else basically threw money either at him or Lotto.

Death to all non-Texans.

>Lotto regular
What are we, fucking retirees?
Only literal brain dead retards gamble money

There's brain dead retards in every community I find

I think you'll find a large majority of people are dead weight, 99% of the progress is done by 1% of the people.

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hello desu

I've been to texas, the whole place smelled like cowshit

0/10 would not return to

What's for dinner lads?

Had some nugs

Hey mate, how's it going?
I was going to make a burger but it turned out I didn't have any eggs so I gave up and had a cup of soup with some toast
Fatty

>Fatty
Fuck off
I didn't have any breakfast today
I doubt I hit 2k calories

>Calorie counting
Haha fatty

>not making sure they don't eat healthy daily
fat fuck detected

it's going ok desu

I'm going to watch a movie with my friends everyone!

I-I love all of you deeply btw.

>Having to measure calories to figure out if they're being healthy
Fatty fatty boom boom

Good, I hope that continues
k

I mainly just track my protein intake these days

>protein
Hmmmm....

there's not *that* much protein in it!

I'll have you know my dinner contained almost 40g

I'm sure you would know
Wow, were did you get that much cum?

Semen is mostly water and carbs

I saw an article on it tyvm!!!

I've never actually...had any

Redpill me on New Zealand!

s*Ngaporeans out

fuck off we're full

shit country, very third world

>he says to a s*Ngaporean

>put my degrees field into seek job search bar>
>0 results
>whatthefuck.jpg
>turns of the settings were fucked
>31 results
gave me a mini heart attack

>я хoчy быть eдинcтвeнным Cингaпypцeм в тpeдe

i am awake again

heyo cutie

abhorrent post

I guess you're already halfway there though. Since your country is already full of ignorant cultureless bydlo

Which means you just have to improve economically

hello desu

no uare the qt
hows your day going?
ola
how long are you banned anyway?

>hows your day going?
ok I guess

until wednesday

>Blitzkrieg edition
>Posts a british tank

Thinking about cocks again

What did he mean by this?

me

think i was perfectly clear
s*Ngapore is full of the most idiotic bydlo scum who are absolutely clueless about the world beyond their tiny island and their petrol stations in johor

me too.
i really shuld get some chicken

Geez, you got too serious about that. I just mocked you as you did that last time Russoid appeared. I made exactly the same post as you.

centulion?

smuggo

what kind of chicken desu

dunno yet
im too lazy to get out of bed

what a lazy bunny
at least you aren't on the bathroom floor this time

You know what to get

>tfw no kfc near you and also no other fast food stuff

kotori is a cutie

Haha, what a third world country you live in! You can't even get fat!

three of my gfs

pls put thatt syringe into me it it makes me wake up from this nightmare

No, you are awake already, and in the best conditions for life in the world

Cute bunnies shouldn't get strange injections

why do the girls dont wear pants?
w..well.... injections can be good too.

Cute bunnies shouldn't do anything but be cute.

But you don't know what's in that injection. What if it's aphrodisiac drugs?

im immune to that
westman has arrived

any in particular?

where the fuck have you been

me right now

Drinking with me mates, howdy m80.
How are ya?

>Drinking with me mates, howdy m80.
o-oh yea, I remember you telling yesterday
I got kinda lonely...

Well no need to fear for i am here

thank god for that!

westy sleep with me

Whats been going on matey potatey?
You alright?
I would love to, but now is not the time for sleep my lovely wife.

>but now is not the time for sleep
isnt it 12 am there?
what time is it then?