India yet again proves to be a nation that is completely and utterly useless

India yet again proves to be a nation that is completely and utterly useless

With a population of over a billion people India has yet to manage winning a single medal in the Olympics.

is any other nation more cucked than India

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They can't even poo in the loo. How do they think they can be a super power let alone win a medal

As a wise Sup Forums Indian once noted, leafs should realize that you're brothers. The Indian and Canadian flags go together like butt and toilet paper. You should stick together and not insult each other.

And yet you were unable to defeat us in Hockey yesterday leaf.

We are so brotherly that we draw our matches due to respect for each other. We are BATP forever (Butt and toilet paper)

>field hockey
>real hockey

friendly reminder

>field hockey

Haha, I remember 2nd grade. Come back when you learn the finer arts of refrigeration, currynigger.

>Ice hockey
>Look ma I can skate on Ice with the help of a stick
Leaf and Stick share the same lineage.

a) they're beta by nature
b) they don't have govt program to fix it.
That's it. Not a big prblem strategically.

Nothing comes to mind user. I'll let you know after I settle in Canada and take your job google.co.in/amp/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.3718831

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This is true. Our government has never come out of the phase of "muh poverty"
They spend millions on Cricket but nothing for any other sport.

>2016
>caring about the olympics

You just got btfo by a pooloo m8

no comebacks

Don't put him down, user. Watching his brothers dressed in spandex is the only good thing going on for him.

Why don't you whiteys try some real sport

youtube.com/watch?v=y8Ic1ZTvXrA

Aside from shitting in the street what does India have going for it right now?

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Canada

b-but, i'm anti-kebab

Roasting a canacuck on some shitty ass website

Yeah but all our medals were won by women. Says a lot about Canadian "men" now doesn't it?

Its kabaddi not Kebab.

youtube.com/watch?v=HOfY9g05Sv4

Says we cannot compete with our Big Bros

>rolling around on the floor with a bunch of men
looks pretty gay desu

This

ADD KABBADI TO THE OLYMPICS

also fuck these haters field hockey is dope as fuck and vicious as fuck you know slashing and literally beating people with your stick is totally allowed right

its way more vicious than ice hockey (but less fun to watch imo)

Haha, yes our streets is filled with shit. But at least they don't walk around and say please and eh always

People in India don't really care about the olympics or who wins what.

Even those that win gold end up going homeless selling crackers on the street.

hey fuck you wheel

Gayness is in the eye of beholder.

youtube.com/watch?v=dnkS-zeRxSA

>Add Kabbadi to the Olympics
>some other middle eastern country like Iran wins
MUH POO IN MUH LOO

>
Literally no one say eh here unironically. Where as you pray to hamburger meat and shit on the city street like animals

Go home Harinder Patel

POO LOO

>walking down a designated street in India
>steaming hot curry feces splatters onto your head from someone shitting out a second story window
>"At least they didn't say sorry"

>yes our streets is filled with shit. But at least they don't walk around and say please and eh
it's hard to strike up a conversation while you're taking a shit, i'm guesing

We raped 1 woman and you cry foul. You raped the world and we keep mum? Not here, not here. For all you know she must've deserved it

What? We have gotten utter hordes of medals at previous Olympics, and our sportsmen are playing excellently so I don't doubt we'll get a whole bunch by the end of this one

Harinder is Punjabi and Patel is Gujarati.
There is no such thing as a Harinder Patel.

If you can't make money in the olympics, no indian is going to care.

I'm gujurati and my first name is punjabi

Who the fuck would care about your local sports pajeet.

Sounds like the Super Bowl

>raped 1 woman
if only rape were an olympic sport

nytimes.com/2013/10/27/world/asia/gang-rape-in-india-routine-and-invisible.html?_r=0

YOUR STOMACH HURTS AND YOU NEED TO POO BUT I WILL NOT LET YOU NEAR THE LOO BE GONE FROM HERE YOUNG PAJEET TO THE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET

why would you do this

Indians hate toilet paper and toilets

he's back

hows about that Capajee game I saw you poos play on the beach in Goa?

Could you lend us your super bowl? I bet we could try to keep the streets clean.

rapists should be castrated and made slaves of the state. whats the point of hanging them? shits a total waste

my parents named me
india has some fucked up names friend

like goans named rajinder fernandez or muslims who have the last name patel

France, easily. They really enjoy suicide bombings and having their women raped by foreigners.

>hoardes of Medals
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/India_at_the_Olympics

In the summer games spanning back to 1896 India has only won 26 Medals in total. The US has won 20 golds alone in Rio.

And we don't care about yours.

At least we are beating the roaches.

youtube.com/watch?v=boC5NJEL1vo

yes

I think you are talking about kabaddi

No we can't. The niggers and sandpeople with beat us easy at any rape sport. It took 5 men to rape 1 woman. My country shames me.

>Rape is allowed into the Olympics
>India is finally able to win medals in a sport on a global stage
>No longer will they have to be ashamed that the Indian soccer team ranks lower than Iraq and Afghanistan
>No longer will they be shamed to poo outside the loo

>unable to defeat us in Hockey yesterday leaf.
>field hockey
That's like telling the burgers they can't beat you in baseball after they tied a cricket match. Now bump me up the cust service wait queue

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Unfortunately our best are scooped up by other countries and paid large amounts, for instance without all the Indian players in America you'd have a fraction of the medals you got now

classic

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You heard it here first Michael Phelps is from Hyderabad

yeah, kabbadi. Buncha guys in saggy wet undies chanting ''kabadikabbadikabbadi' going for squirrel grips and sandy buttcracks

i fapped hard that night.

youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_1747865275&feature=iv&src_vid=SPcvsw0LxVY&v=43IAaBSCLe4

>implying they won't come in fourth behind Pakistan, South Africa, and Sweden.

Hordes of brown

Kinda like india

>Pakistan
>Not Poo in the Loo: Islam Edition

Its kabaddi.

youtube.com/watch?v=jHxQ3FuWcDM

Whats that? Rape simulation?

How about 3 times World Boxing Championship Winner Mary Kom

youtube.com/watch?v=m_VHApjNGAw

Its kabaddi. There are two fields, 1 field is assinged to each team. A member of one team goes into the other team field, has to touch any member of team (kicking is allowed) and return back to its own. The other team has to stop him.

>Womens Boxing
>Asian Woman
>POO

Taking Sup Forums and that too Canadians seriously.

You have a lot to learn Pajeet. Don't take this website seriously

>Never heard about North East Indians
>canadian education

All we ever learned in school about india is how hard you guys got fucked by the Arabs and Iranians on an ongoing basis

This is a cricket thread now.

youtube.com/watch?v=wSwSaF2z124

She looks chinese too me and will be viewed as chinese by the rest of the world. Chinks serve nearly all the table tennis teams in Poland Netherlands all of usa and Canada, doesn't mean they aren't chinks

It's more we're one of the few countries that puts money into women athletics so ours can actually do shit because they're playing against less competition. We just suck at summer sports in general, probably because everybody here plays winter sports.

Why dont you just stop shitting in public
Why pajeet

They don't quite understand shitposting, they don't realize it refers to a type of posting style on a message board, not shitting on the telephone posts.

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we'll have to introduce a new move in gymnastics, "squatting and grunting"

Dont try and obscure my racism behind shitposting m8

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Who are the canadian ones? I can't tell

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Yep he wanted to get in cricket first but couldn't make it in

youtube.com/watch?v=tgrvqTRkXCg

Neither can I.

It's literally Touch-butt: the game.

calling them chink is raciss desu and can get you jailtime

>kohlel

this is great, kek

youtube.com/watch?v=TUxHf0Fsg0A

And we can beat you at it.

I doubt it desu, I play forward in Rugby, being pressed against mens asses is kinda my gig.

youtube.com/watch?v=aTN9Fl7F9AI

Its needs more agility and flexibility than rugby.

wtf, there is even polish league
kabaddi.pl/

youtube.com/watch?v=cRchvv_dB2c

wtf.

There are enough lies in this one post to make me think that Hillarity Clinton is posting on /pol