I have a small cock and I have a girlfriend. What is your excuse?

I have a small cock and I have a girlfriend. What is your excuse?
Also,

AMA.

I’m not a chad

How small is it?
I'm packing a 13cm
~5 in

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>has a small pecker
>has it pierced
Gross
Also
>el goblino australiano

No excuse
I'm just unlikeable, I guess

>living in small town
>rumors/gossip are that I'm a loser even though I went to a good high school + mid level college but family was poor, dad was a drunkard
Everyday ppl treats me like a loser even though I have a decent job, but I look like a numale and getting tired of being polite with people.
Ugly morons that treat their gfs like shit seem to have all the fun here.
Idk what the fuck is going on with these people but I'm starting to hate them more and more.

At least it's not butchered

hell mines bigger than my dad and I still can't get a girl, meanwhile he has 4 kids including me
I don't know man must be my shit personality

Jokes on you Ishmael mine isn’t either (but I kinda wish it was, upkeep is a bitch)

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why is your language so similar to mine?

Normal -3cm

Erected -14cm

Bullshit

你从中国哪里来的

post pics

>upkeep is a bitch
Imagine how morbidly obese one has to be to consider taking shower at least once per week as a "hard work".

>satra benzi
I had to google that, you gypsy.

>mines bigger than my dad
H-how do you know???

I am unable to be informal with anyone

Sometimes I open the bathroom door unanounced, sometimes he sleeps naked and mom leaves the door open but tbf maybe he's a grower considering such size would be way too small for my race.

Theres this saying that dad cocks are always big so yeah, maybe he's bigger than me.

>be me
>fuck a fat chick when i was a teen
>couple weeks later a hot chick from those circles tells me ''so i've heard you've got a big dick''

sometimes bad decisions can lead to good things anons.

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fat chicks too

nigga mods can't see it, it's too small