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Sup Forums BTFO

outliers aren't statistically significant

He went to rehab and quit both weed and alcohol to win the medals.

DUDE

WEED

LMAO
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Totally real quote guize did not just make that up

Losers do smoke weed. Phelps lost all his endorsement deals and essentially disappeared from the public eye until he quit the stuff. Not that that matters because the significant point to make is that pot smokers are underrepresented at the olympics which is indicative of it being" for losers"/

Athletes shouldn't be able to smoke weed because it's a performance-enhancing drug.

Seriously. It may not improve your reflexes or strength, but it makes it much easier to calorie load, which is honestly kinda unfair.

Smoking weed doesn't make you a loser... (You) do. It's not like you take a puff then your a automatic loser and life goes down hill. Loser and winners both smoke weed. The winners just keep it on the DL while the losers announces it to everyone and wonders why he can't get a decent job.

I don't know who that is but he sure as fuck looks like a loser.

jokes on you i'm smoking weed with my wife's son right now

This.

wew

There is literally nothing wrong with smoking weed in moderation and anyone who believes differently is a bootlicking cuckold.

What the fuck is a reasonable comment doing here?

> weed stays in your system for weeks
> never fails a test despite smoking whilst competing.... and yes they do test for recreational drugs.

What else is he hiding? If they didn't pick up thc in his system why not actual peds's?

THC in an athlete's body, that is performing the same metabolic activity of your entire fucking lifetime per week, will be BTFO in a matter of days

>disappeared from the public eye
>just carried the torch at the Olympics this week

Anyway, you don't go to rehab for weed. He went to a resort center on the beach and spend three weeks getting massages and playing golf and swimming in the ocean while he took a t-break and racked up massive good press.

This has merit. That and the pain reduction. I worked at a medical weed store for a while and our biggest customers were older people with back pain who didn't like opiates. If it's as effective as oxycontin, and oxycontin if is banned...

every athlete competing at that level is on something, some just don't know how to hide it or get set up by their enemies and get found out

Kek

Should say "winners don't smoke weed". The way it is has no comedic value

>dude look at me I can swim REALLY WELL
Yeah okay, so what are you going to go be a Navy SEAL now? Are you going to go join an oceanic search & rescue party?

If you're just going to swim back and forth in lap pools, who cares how fast you do it?

Millions of people, apparently.

no man losers definitely smoke weed, i've seen it

>Be two meters tall
>swim all of my life
>unsurprisingly I am a few seconds faster than other guys due to my height

You better listen to my advice and take drugs that will make you a champion like myself

>not having supportive parents
Gas yourself faggot

>implying he didn't do it on purpose to get a better contract

Athletic endorsement deals are so shitty.

>rehab
>for weed

Fuck these autistic stormfag knights of the Internet-SS - If you can use drugs without it effecting your work, study, family life etc. then there is absolutely nothing wrong with using drugs.

If these fags went outside of their basements a little more they'd understand that drug teetotalers are a minority (I'd say 1 in 5 people abstain from any drugs totally over a lifetime) and maybe only 1 in 50 are problem drug users. When you compare this to alcohol where lifetime teetotalers are like 1 in 20 and of each drinker 1 in 10 has a drinking problem.

If you wish to further your education on D&A please read "Drugs: Without the hot air" by Prof. David Nutt

Enjoy your van

>one post by op

wew almost took you seriously, bud

To user poster # 85149843
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I don't agree with that, some guys are clean

Quitting weed is the easiest thing ever lmao

Fuck you, weed makes me feel good.

>Sup Forums is one person

I hate this meme

And anyway, the general opinion on the board is that government mandated criminalization is a failure and that it should be a familial- or social responsibility to prevent drug abuse.

And that so long as your shit is together, you're self-defense-reliant and successful, cannabis use isn't inherently any worse than alcohol for recreation.

you have been visited by le weedman of infinite gold medals, success will come to you but only if you type 'thk mr phelps' while lighting a joint

Shit phone, don't know where defense came from

weeds should be legal

Thank you mr...

Doritos

ITT: my mom told me I'll get blind if I touch my wee wee and that pot is the evil satan, like nintendos