Hate being so perfect

because there is no one to banters us

>Sweden is bbc cum dumpsters paradise
>Finland is ugly mongols
Denmark is the land of no language, just guttural sounds

We have nothing aaaarg

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Scandis can't take banter anyway

you look like trolls, mass import poles, most popular tv show features a muslim and gay couple, has been under foreign occupation for most of your existence and you're a banana republic

Finns can, Swedes absolutely cannot though.

what's so bad about poles?

Norway is unironically worse than the rest of us though. No history, no accomplishments, shit infrastructure and shit people. All you have is oil money and nice nature. Norway used to be the backwards fisherman shithole of Scandinavia for most of history.

We both love mediterranean men though.

>Finns
>Scandi

it means they cant fix their own shit and has to get someone else to do it
MEANWHILE poland could actually benefit from having young working people in their country

Norwegians are Mediterranean. Pretty much all of em have pitch black hair except a few cherrypicked ones from near the Swedish or Finnish border.

Finland isn't in Scandinavia but yeah, swedes are the worst, danes actually are ok sometimes though, hit and miss.

>Norwegians are Mediterranean.
Which is why they are superior.

>tfw no Norwegian bf

embarrassing thread
>been under foreign occupation for most of your existence
we've been independent longer than we've been occupied

>something something sweden blacked

That pic could actually be funny if the girl didn't have bleeched hair and hair extensions, all done to look good just for the picture. Norwegian girls are lazy as fak, such long hair is too much work for them.

>black hair means mediterranean
kys

Be reborn as something more than a little Venezuelan macaca and I'll consider your opinion

>that export map
Every time

i am Greek

>Denmark is the land of no language, just guttural sounds
I.. I thought we were best friends, Norway ;_;
I feel horribly betrayed.

Irish*
quite a lot of that celtic slave admixture on the western coast

faen i helvette

Banter is stupid, I don't care

True, I am a black Norwegian

:3

>bootleg Denmark acting uppity
lmao sit down

>bootleg bootleg Denmark acting uppity
lmao sit down

>Denmark is the land of no language, just guttural sounds
you're no different

bootleg usa coming to the rescue

You are literally just a petrostate

Norwegian is the most beautiful of languages, in my opinion.

Disgusting, I hope they won't have children

If you want a norwegian gf then first prepar yourself for
>laziness
>warmed up frozen dinners
>if you want real food then make it yourself
>her friends comes first
>she eat real dinners with her friends when they go out, you are not invited
>girls nights, you are not invited
>parties with her friends, you are not invited
>if you want a clean house then clean it yourself

ironically many men all around the world dream about this

No. Danish sounds like shit but stil serious. Norwegian just sounds like some kind of parody of swedish or danish

I disagree, but Swedish is also very pretty.

>laziness
literally me
>warmed up frozen dinners
don't like the warming up part
>if you want real food then make it yourself
I'm a good cook
>her friends comes first
sounds hot
>she eat real dinners with her friends when they go out, you are not invited
sounds ok if she doesn't siphon money for this out of my pocket
>girls nights, you are not invited
drunk women are the worst
>parties with her friends, you are not invited
groups of women are horrible
>if you want a clean house then clean it yourself
I often shit on the rug

Swedish sounds like a someone who spoke danish before getting locked up in a small wooden hut in the middle of nowhere slowly going insane.

Norwegian sound like elvish danish,

and Danish has no natural intonation meaning when a dane sounds like a robot while speaking, it's because he/she doesn't know you and is speaking as natural as possible

lmao, even romania is safer then denmark

lmao, your statistic is wrong as fuck. their corrupt police canå't even keep track of a kindergarten fight

Yes, you truly do have nothing.

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Italy is nowhere to be found :^)