Be me

>be me
>From Quebec
>Work in customer service in multicult town to pay for college
>Fluid in both English and French
>Pretend I don't know English when immigrants or canacucks come up to me
>Only one who can help them, most of the time
>They get upset
>Rustled so many jimmies I should have lost my job
>mfw it's illegal to fire someone because they can't speak English here
>mfw I gladly speak English to Americans and help them out as best as I can

What do you do on a daily basis to shit on Canadians, Sup Forums?

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We should have wiped you fucks out.

Like you could. We're the best of your shirty armed forces.

Here's a story for you.
>Chink comes in
>He's confused and asks stuff in Englidh
>Answer in French
>"I don't understand French"
>I shrug
>We keep going for 5 minutes
>"I am starting to think you perfectly understand me. You know it's illegal to refuse me service based on language?"
>I smile and start shaking my head to say "not it isn't"
>Jimmies rustled beyond possible, he takes customer service number on a piece of paper and leave.
>He comes back the next day
>"Bonjour" (hello)
>He looks down, defeated "B...Bonjour"

master race quebec

I said we should have, after the seven years war.

I love you based Quebec user
>tfw filthy Anglos have spread English to the mud races and left us with no mother tongue to bad mouth them with in secret

More stories please

You mean the British? They tried everything but blown out genocide, nothing worked and I doubt even an ethnic cleansing would have succeed. Quebec would have joined the states and they would have lost any grasp on North America.

Do it i their own tongue, then they'll know how filthy they truly are.

hahaha

>fluid in english

>Regular customer
>Believes I know jackshit about English
>Some American show up (Accent and american money is usually a good way to tell)
>Have a nice conversation, ask what he's up to around here
>He leaves
>Regular customer comes to me confused
>Try to have a conversation in English
>"Sowry, Anglish no good sir"

lmao based leaf

Why hasn't Canada nuked their inbred francophones?

Keep up the good work bro.

Excellent
Are you the Quebec who posted that awesome summary of the history of Quebec on 8/pol/?

We're the equivalent of a swing state and have the most "equivalent of delegates" after Ontario if I am not mistaken. We are extremely important for federal elections. The only party that managed to get a lot of vote without us was the conservative party a few elections back, because they actually managed to get every other province but ours.

Merci cousin.

Here's another one:
>Guy from Ontario or another cuck province is asking direction to a motel
>I actually had no clue how to get there
>Respond in French (again)
>He's about to leave, upset he couldn't get directions
>Asks me: "Aren't we in fucking Canada?
>"Nah, Quebec"
>He storms out, red as a hot iron

No. I barely go on other chins.

you sound like a right cunt desu carry on

Agreed

Based

Southern American, I took french in Highschool.
Midwestern accent, but I hear northerners like the southern accent. Have several friends in Montreal already because internet. Had blonde haired blue eyed little girl. Ex left me and married one of said friends, and lives there now.

>tfw always wanted qt fille de roi gf...
>tfw french would come back fast if immersed.
>tfw Canada is a socialist shithole.
>tfw would rather not be cucking someone.

I need to get started on moving to Canada.
"faire à nouveau quebec grand"

Every young person I know from Quebec hates French.

>With a coworker
>Some Indian guy comes in to asks for directions to go back home in Toronto
>Help him out in English
>He leaves
>Coworker looks surprised
>"I thought you hated English speaking people?"
>"I do, but this one is going home, the quicker the better: he'll the be their problem"

He called me racist for saying Indians are a burden.

Will Quebec be Nouvelle France?

Some girls showed up for Osheaga festival, or whatever it's called, a few weeks ago.

They were from South Cal. I believe or some shit. Their accent was cute as fuck, I would have banged if I had not fallen for the vaginal Jew already.

Prime example why Canada will stay inconsequential and the bitch of America.

Nothing but a collection of non-united provinces that do not work with each other to better their own nation. Just wait till the brownies also invade your lands, it's inevitable

Also, google translate is a joke.
"Redonner au Québec sa splendeur" sounds better.

It should, then we'd send some of our white trash thugs to take care of their shitski problem.

>Implying we want to see Canada succeed
You fail to understand we hate you more than anything. We'd rather crash this country with no survivor than leave and allow both our nations to succeed.

We'll drain every ressource you have then dump you. Your country is over, kiddo.

Yeah, the vaginal jew, I suppose I must be easy on the eyes, because I get consistent positive attention from random females.

I shoot them down every time.

You'll find your typical sluts in Montreal, but barely any are Quebecoise. If you want some fresh fille du roi, you have to go anywhere else, but they have really high standards.

You will get hit on, but you won't score easily, as most girls here want a steady relationship.

Yeah, even reading it I could tell it was probably wrong.

>learn to speak french well.
>pretend to be fench canadian with crypto jew last name
>???
>profit

Canada needs to take a lesson from OP
Do westerns even speak French or just Chinese?

I didn't know young people from quebec were all sandniggers.

This.
Also, you probably associate with like-minded people, like we all do.

Note there is also a huge propaganda program to make youth hate its cultural idendity in every western nation right now.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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Nine generations of my family were Quebecois, but my great grandad uprooted them to move to Cali and make money renting land to tenant farmers.

He slapped my nonni and her brothers if they tried to speak French. None of my uncles or my dad speak it. I took four years in HS and can write better than I speak, but I would be nervous to actually practice with a native speaker for fear of coming off like a tryhard.

What does /Quebec/ user think of my situation? My great-great aunt was Cordelia Viau, if that means anything to you. Live long and fuck les goddams.

You are the minority, your days are numbered

My girlfriend is a French tutor in highschool and she offered free French lessons to one of my English buddy from the internet who wanted to learn.

I don't know about France, but here, we're passionate about our language and will gladly help anybody learn it.

It's actually heart-warming when an American say "merci" or "bonjour", even though that's all he can say in French.

Unlike English native speakers, we aren't jugdemental about it at all: we don't expect anybody to speak it.

College, not highschool.

That's cool. I only recently learned after my nonni died that a lot of customs she insisted on as a family were really Quebecois and I remember a bit of my great-aunt Josephine swearing in French when I was a kid.

It really doesn't feel like a "Plastic Paddy" thing to me. Obviously, I'm not autistically ranting about your province like I'm a resident, but I take an interest in the cultural integrity and continued existence of Quebecois people.

All of my ancestors were from a place called St. Canut. Anything particularly funny or interesting that comes to mind about that?

Sadly, a lot of Quebecois left for the US throughout our history. It is estimated we'd be double in pop. size without these diasporas.

You're still a blood brother, so most will welcome you, even if you have broken French.

As for Saint-Canut, I had to look it up. I come from the south-east, so the north coast of Montreal if a bit forein to me. However, I drive close by to go to my mother's from time to time.

Last time I drove in these parts with my girlfriend, I let out a sigh of relief and told her you could tell by theatmosphere there was no immigrants around: it is still white there.

I admire you OP. Here's one from me.
>be me
>from Harghita (68% Hungarian or so)
>work in a car parts store
>fluid in Hungarian and Romanian
>pretend I don't know Hungarian when szecucks or immigrants come up to me
>one day see a car approaching
>steam coming out of the hood
>I immediatly knew his engine was boiling
>comes up to me and ask me if I have some distiled water in Hungarian
>"nem tudom nem tudom" (I don't know, also used as I don't understand)
>let him mumble for 3 more minutes
>finally tell him there's a shop next to me
>don't tell him it's 2 km away and it's a toy shop
>after one hour he comes back
>"bună ziua!" (Good afternoon)
>"rog la tine apa" (please at you water)
>give him the water
>he leaves red-faced

I hope this is true

Thanks, man. It makes me feel better to know that DudeWeed's melanin-enriched gifts to Canada aren't pitching shanty towns over my ancestor's graves. At least for now, I guess.

It's so fun to make them your bitch.
It was some 20ish chink with some nice clothes. Obviously a son of some wealthy rice-nigger. I couldn't stop laughing thinking about his reaction when customer service told hin they couldn't do shit.

>"Bonjour" (hello)
did you really feel that was necessary?

You overestimate Anglocucks.
Quebec has somewhat more control on immigration than other provinces. Even though we're flooded too, there's a slow shift towards stricter rules.

You guys sound pretty bro-tier actually, even if leafcucks hate you all. I like your view of culture, where it's something to be shared and appreciated rather than spread thin and stamped out.

If I wanted to visit, would you have any recommendations on what to do? Always speak French first (I'm fluent at a basic level) then fall back on English if they don't understand me, or what? Places to visit, things to try and see? Poutine has me curious but I dont know if thats a Quebec thing.

>le epic cunt-tree greentext stories

when did Sup Forums turn into some sort of shitty Sup Forums?

You seem a bit triggered cuckglo.

Top bantz.

Poutine's from Quebec, so we mastered the art of mixing irrelevant shit together.
For basic poutine, go to any fast food.

For higher quality poutine, you can go to poutineville or la Banquise in Montreal.

As for activities, you should check ou our cabanes à sucres during spring time. It's basically a bunch of strangers sitting in a huge room on shitty wooden benches eating traditional lumberjack food while listening to Quebecois music. Afterwards, we head outside and snort some maple syrup lines, I mean eat it straight out the boiler.

Based quebecian

If Most of Quebec is like you,become an independent nation and ask to be part of us as our 51st state

Then we add Puerto Rico and have 52

>Adding Puerto Rico
Dear christ no, you do not want to do that. Puerto Ricans think NYC is the only city in the entirety of America and are the biggest "urban culture" shitwads on the planet. I live in an area which went from 99% white to 45% white in fifteen years because of Dominicans and Puerto Ricans.

>A bunch of strangers sitting in a huge room on shitty wooden benches eating traditional lumberjack food while listening to Quebecois music
Holy hell yes, count me in. I'm going to visit for that one day. Sounds like a blast.

Represent, Quebec user

based.

It's almost 100% white people and it's quite hard to find a non-commercial inn, I couldn't even recommend one.

However, it's not on a specific day, it's during maple season.

I also suggest you bring your family, as it's a family event.

Well I was just using them as an example, maybe we could add another territory

...

Yyyyyyeeeeeeesssssss

Best response possible top kek on that user

alpha, QUEBEC LIBRE NOW

Haven't got much of a family unfortunately, but I'll bring the girlfriend at least. Maybe the kids too, depending on how far in the future I plan this.

Honestly, the Phillipines is probably our best chance. They're still pretty happy with America in general.

>Fluid in both English and French
>Fluid

Another one on top of my head
>Lady comes in
>See a sign we're hiring
>"Oh, do you have any application papers I could take for my son?"
>I point towards them on a stand
>She goes through it
>"Any in English?"
>"Non, Français"
>She doesn't grab any and leave

Well, it's at the start of spring, so you have a few months to plan this out.

>Fluid in both English and French
sounds like you have a solid grasp on the English language

Supposedly I have ancestry from alcase-loraine, all of my names are german though, so always identified with germans.

Brother took german in school, I chose french over spanish. I learned spanish from all the whatnots here. I love those silly fucks.

"Oye, negro, es no good." lol

Chose french over spanish cuz whiter women/more white women. Though with the spanish language territory there are probably more white women speaking it atm.

A cute little argie girl wrote me a poem once, I read it to a co-worker when I got back from holiday, because he spoke spanish and I didn't at the time. The poem made a grown man cry.

>Bang this anglo whore from Ontario
>She's a single mother who moved to Quebec for child welfare
>She's pissed that the woman at the welfare office is rude to her because the anglo whore who can't speak French is begging for gibs in english.

I worked all over Canada as an agent for a property owner. Anglos talk a lot of shit online but they have their tails between their legs face to face. They always talked to me in French first. I'd fucking smirk at them like an asshole while they struggled to form a sentence.

I've always done the "J'parle pas anglais ont est au Quebec icitte" routine whenever someone ask me for directions in english.

>5 am
I also never claimed to be perfectly bilingual. I can hold a conversation in both languages, which is what matters.

Last comment from me, but I had this dream when I was learning spanish.

It was half in french, and half in spanish, after that point french went bye bye in my brain.

be well, oh not-so-leaf-poster.

How is the property market in Quebec? I've been an estate agent for several years and have considered moving out of this shithole.

Has weedman made it any easier to migrate to Canada if you're not from Syria?

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Nice. I didn't expect France to pull out that one. It is also Sup Forums-ish as it promotes traditional life styles and denounces how miserable we are in post-modernist societies.

Not a real estate agent, but nothing sells and everything is overpriced since 2006ish.

Heh, well, I know my stuff m80.
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they're an endangered species

thank monsieur rosbif

>Cowboy fringants
Anti-capitalist hippies. They aren't fully spot-on, but they at least try. It's funny how a bunch of late 30's hippies pretend they're still college activists.

I know it's not as good as Mes Aïeux, but still, this song is good.
I agree others aren't.

I mostly listen to folk metal bands anyway (including an argentinian one, cause argentina is white :^) - but seriously, it exists, it's Skilltron)

ty for pointing that out i cried of laughing!!!!!! looool lmao wp m8

Well. The music's good, they simply try too hard to sound like they're activists.

And here ne comes!
We should really get permanent IDs on Sup Forums.
I know about half of the people that post in these kinds of threads

Flowers>Leafs

>Angry British
>Americans from French descent
>Angry Canacucks
>Quebecaboos
>That one angry Belgian

But who am I?

You forgot the Russian Quebec sympathizer,
The faggot muslim radical Frog
The dumb Anglo Montrealer
That angry belgian, oh wait you already said it.
The guy that always post walls of Quebec Music

That angry Belgian is hilarious. I once changed IP to pretend to be an Anglo Canacuck and work him up a little. You can feel his rage: it's scary.

You forgot the tennis player faggit, or maybe you tagged him as the angry Montrealer I'm not too sure

No he is now the radical muslim faggot.
I am not kidding.

>not living in based vancouver
>no shitskins, only qt asians

How can anyone get this low ?

Quebec's only export is Hookers and Strippers to western Canada

Those girls from Montreal that come backpacking here in upstate NY are always really cute, their accents turn me on. They seem really stuck up though, like most French

He started a 300+ replies thread yesteryday.
>113 post by this idea
Was screaming "on my mother's grave" and "ishallah". Nobody liked him and he made us look real bad.
I want a pic of this guy so I can kick his ass.

Sorry you don't have the BQC :^)

I'm a NYC Puerto rock and I grew up thinking all Puerto Ricans were like you described hip hoppers and knife weilders.. once you get out of San Juan in PR it's a nice country vibe with horses and friendly faces ... the San Juan ghettoeness is the culture that the diaspora sticks to.. when I retire I'm moving to the middle of the islands to breath nice air and chase chickens. . Also no Muslims. . Last uncucked area under the American flag.. kemal will indeed get shot out there

>western Canada
Ah yes, the Texans wannabes and the chinks, how can I forget them ?

100$ on my bet that he's from Westmount or some unwanted areas that should have been genocide decades ago

no he is 100% frog :(.
the dangerous loner type.
The only thing I hate more than anglos and shitskin is those kind of weak frogs. The one that leave us for those two.

It's only a matter of time for him before he reaches the end of his folder and disappear for good... I wish.
With that plus the rangeban of Western Canada, the whole board would finally be at peace.

>It's a frogs cling to their dying language episode

Butifel. I don't even think the average frogger realises how badly they've handicapped themselves, especially the minority frogs like the Quebecois and Walloons..

We should have let you rotten like animals in WW2, you really weren't worth our time. Now you guys keep sending us your shitty tulips that nobody cares about. Sad