Be me

>be me
>From Quebec
>Work in customer service in multicult town to pay for college
>Fluid in both English and French
>Pretend I don't know English when immigrants or canacucks come up to me
>Only one who can help them, most of the time
>They get upset
>Rustled so many jimmies I should have lost my job
>mfw it's illegal to fire someone because they can't speak English here
>mfw I gladly speak English to Americans and help them out as best as I can

What do you do on a daily basis to shit on Canadians, Sup Forums?

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We should have wiped you fucks out.

Like you could. We're the best of your shirty armed forces.

Here's a story for you.
>Chink comes in
>He's confused and asks stuff in Englidh
>Answer in French
>"I don't understand French"
>I shrug
>We keep going for 5 minutes
>"I am starting to think you perfectly understand me. You know it's illegal to refuse me service based on language?"
>I smile and start shaking my head to say "not it isn't"
>Jimmies rustled beyond possible, he takes customer service number on a piece of paper and leave.
>He comes back the next day
>"Bonjour" (hello)
>He looks down, defeated "B...Bonjour"

master race quebec

I said we should have, after the seven years war.

I love you based Quebec user
>tfw filthy Anglos have spread English to the mud races and left us with no mother tongue to bad mouth them with in secret

More stories please

You mean the British? They tried everything but blown out genocide, nothing worked and I doubt even an ethnic cleansing would have succeed. Quebec would have joined the states and they would have lost any grasp on North America.

Do it i their own tongue, then they'll know how filthy they truly are.

hahaha

>fluid in english