I'ld let somebody cuck me if they built me a comfy shed like that

i'ld let somebody cuck me if they built me a comfy shed like that

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>tiny homes
Did I click on /diy/?

How the fuck do you get to the desk?

land and labour cost money, china sell country approved prefab houses with everything except furniture for $40K FOB.

building this is pointless and tiny and expensive and wasteful.

>i'ld let somebody cuck me if they built me a comfy shed like that
This.

>another slide thread

How are you supposed to get into your shower?

Tyrone will lift you over the screen

One foot jammed into the toilet for optimal support while you pivot your frame into the shower obviously.

If I live alone within 20+ acres with nearby river/forest near a mountain or in it. It is not cuck shed at all... its freedom

And what if you decide to have kids?

>cuck shed
>kids

Install floor heating. Use large bricks as flooring.
That's not a waste of electricity at all and not uncomfortable at all to walk on

Also why isn't there an upper floor?

You would have to build one for your wife's son too, that's the drawback

Please gas the chinks. Your memes are so fucking bad. pls gtfo of this board and never come back

There are stairs, look by the table by the front door.

youtube.com/watch?v=4lKq1fGtXFM

Taking a spin in a cuckmobile.

>Please gas the chinks

OK, just because you asked nicely, Germany's buttplug

Did you even read the article you linked?

>“The system is designed to grow towards the bigger house that you may need one day down the road. Right now, the housing market only has one offering, which is a really big, expensive house. There’s a lack of starter homes. The incremental build approach offers an alternative.”

Anything but a cuckshed. Jew free affordable housing.

REKT by fucking MAO.

Yeah but this thing is cool. Would drive if not for progressive infestation. I need something for riots and long commutes. Also not very secure. Damn dindus would pick up the whole thing and run away with it.

>make your cistern bigger
>stronger pump
boom now you can enjoy a shower with water pressure stronger than old man sobbing on you

>underground cistern instead of putting the water on the roof and using gravity flow instead of a pump
You are like a little baby.

yeah who doesn't want to shower with rain water

>You are like a little baby.

Not every country has as warm weather as land down under with gashuffing abbos, poisonous animals like spiders and shitposters.

Levitation.

>underwater cistern
>electric pump instead of windmill pump

That's the problem with these "sustainable" houses. They're always a half-assed effort designed to cut corners where it's convenient, and then jack up the price by 300% and sell them to hipsters.

You could easily have an underground cistern to hold a large water reserve, and then put a smaller tank in the roof amongst all the insulation and run the fireplace/wood stove exhaust past (or even through) the tank to recycle that heat and create a hot water system. Wind turns pump that fills water tank from cistern, and when you cook your food at night you're also helping to heat your water for the shower after.

Literally zero electricity involved, but it's a bit too inconvenient so fuck sustainability let's burn some fossil fuels because I'm only green when it suits me.

yea but then its not energy efficient. he need to make the cistern taller and narrower. watter pressure is naturally higher the deeper it is regardless of volume of water. 6 feet below the surface in a swimming pool has the same water pressure as 6 feet below the surface of the water in the ocean

use it to your advantage and set that shit on the second story going up another entire floor height and have the shower on the first floor

Are commie blocks the prototype cuck sheds?

i agree, but look at that layout.
>heated floors
it was never meant to be fully green. people see solar panels and cisterns and are convinced they're now living off the grid

But with that kickstart project (i know, i know) you will be able to publish your idea through open source building manuals. If it's good, people will accept your idea instead of something else

>x85154317
slide thread so i included the x so you get less sheckles

still a great read its all about living cheaply now so you can buy a bigger house down the road. Rather then shilling out to the apartment jew or renting jew.

friendly remember folks when you get a shill when you respond make sure to put an x so they dont get sheckles per (((you)))

Bro. You get it, bro

Everyone could own a house for $75k in their local currency but that doesn't help the banks

Canada especially is a joke, it's the size of the moon. Artificial scarcity

Infrastructure leading to and around houses is less of an issue with all these technical solutions, it's just an excuse

"The powers that be" want ordinary working people to live under pressure for decades before enjoying life

>heated floors
>it was never meant to be fully green. people see solar panels and cisterns and are convinced they're now living off the grid

Heated floors being off the grid depends entirely where you get the heat and power to run it. Ground coupled heat exchanger run with self generated electricity.