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the senate edition

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THE CONSUL?

cara

alri

What happened to Desklad?

everyone's having sex but me

listening to Bix Biederbecke lads

Cokelad

Update us

>yearly subscription to the economist: £179
>yearly subscription to the FT : £700

>download the economist for free every week
>get the FT on my kindle : £18/month(£216)

Total savings : £700~/year

literally a financial genius ladss

reckon living in the 3rd world would be based

sex is overrated

hey guys im new here :x

having sex rn

you're missing out if you're not having sex lmao

>leaf mulatto
>kraut mulatto
>haitian swede
ah yes, the powerful white countries that start all the mutt threads

LOVE the godless oriental

Ded hopefully

7.5 inches m8, this is a no troll zone

everyone's having butt sex in me

want to fucking drrriiiiiiiinkkkkk

just remembered my older sister asked me how big my dick was when I was a kid

is she a nonce?

>>download the economist for free every week
>>get the FT on my kindle : £18/month(£216)

willy is 8.5 inches in length and 6.5 in girth

i cum within 5 minutes

swings and roundabouts i guess

Howling

my phone case is like 6.7 inches long
held it in comparison to my willy
my willy is longer
does that mean I have a big willy?
maybe. maybe not.

8 inches here m8

Hi lads. Could you help me? What sentence is more correct? You should go straight this street or you must go straight this street.

doesn't look 7.5 to me
looks a bit smaller than mine and I'm not huge

>I am Thesenate
What did he mean by this?

yeah ok mine might not be big but its probably the ugliest willy online right now

Would like to visit Ethiopia

pics

ummm don't believe you

Alri chads

Went to Armenia yesterday

would call it the last bastion of the white race meself

depends, is it a suggestion or an order lad

Think you're selling yourself a bit short then

According to ethiopialad they'll crown you king and give you a harem because you're white

got a 7 inch willy but its 5 inches in girth lol

not that bothered desu, by the time a woman sees my cock my work has been done anyway

Business Idea: atomise the jaw of every /brit/ poster

19 inch dick here AMA

>longer than a toilet roll tube but still fit inside it

TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR

8 years from now i'll be the most educated lad in /brit/

pics

Nowt to see here unless you like trekki

Mines 7.4 and very girthy isn't it fun having a dick that's very big by any measure and listening to people who are insecure

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>putting a condom on a big willy
Whoops

got a small pencil dick

honestly why the fuck do you britbongs make a new general every 10 mins? Its anoying seeing this many uncut cocks on Sup Forums

Nice

Business idea: atomise every jewposter of /brit/

Exactly why I'd like to visit Ethiopia

it's tree son, then

ugly little willy

pics

need to clean my room lads
woke up at 7 this morning
went back to sleep until 11
laid in bed until half 4
spent last night breaking myself off from my friends for questionably good reasons
falling behind in my studies
my side project is floundering
bad times all around

pic

>unibro
you know the rules, poo (1 drop is enough)

oh shit, I forgot South Africa and India
my bad
please forgive

alri

Had a dream I was flirting with Emilia Clarke last night and can't stop thinking about her lads

it's a good feeling

>sh*Tain
>wh*Te

jobs jobs jobs

Nothing wrong with Brit food

ummm dr. alan???

Pics of room

got to do unitoil tomorrow

can't be arsed

want believe any of these measurements until I see a tape measure in the picture

Lots of attractive Ethiopian women to see, and the cuisine is probably quite good too. Plus me and you could go out clubbing in Addis Ababa

mixcloud.com/residentadvisor/ra592/ have no friends so have to rave in my house alone instead haha x

Sophomore (2nd year) in University
AMA

Maybe she dreamt of you too

every amazon product ever

5 stars: amazing did exactly what i wanted it for. bargain too!!

1 star: poorly designed, used once and broke. not worth the money

coming back from tokyo i kept my belt on through customs and the security man stuck his hands down my trousers to '''check''' if i was hiding anything

just came on the ol' monitor

feel like who ever made this wojak was mocking us with its plastic features

i'll have a doctorate in mathematics and physics and i'll be teaching at Harvard but i'll still find time to funpost with you lads x

not books mate can tell you aint a reader

...

>is it a suggestion or an order lad
recommendation

definitely above average but wouldn't say big

>my side project
????

I got my ass groped for no reason once

should

same with yelp or tripadvisor
1 week ago: this place sucks
2 weeks ago: great food, great place
which is it? are they terrible at rating restaurants? is it hit or miss? is someone just being petty?

should

I made this yellow one

I only drink privately and you're mental if you think Ethiopian women are gl

You can stay at mine if you need yo though

>three swedes in the thread
ah yes

pajeet

anyone tried mixing whiskey and tea?

Ethiopa is dangerous atm lads, they've just released a load of prisoners and there's rallies calling for democracy

press F to pray for ethiopialad

>buying books

you're missing the word "down"

It's called a hot toddy lad

Are u the lad who posted the imgur link? You have a big dick and have proved it like me. It's odd how nobody else has done it

probably safe to say they're not swedish

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why are you coming to the states
come visit me in Florida xx
not a homosexual btw