Bitch ass white boi! take off yo clothes!

>bitch ass white boi! take off yo clothes!

what do Sup Forums?

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Call the police

Remove clothes, try not to look happy

hold on punks

Let's dance niggers

*unzips dick*

walk away knowing niggers have 0 accuracy and will more than likely hit a child 40 yards down the road instead of me

Run?

Do a 360 and walk away

>walk up closer
>lean in
>open my mouth and put it over the gun
>look him in the eyes
>AWWW SHIT DIS WHITE BOY CRAZY YO IM OUTTA HERE

easy

and if he blows my brains out I never wanted to live anyway, at least people will feel bad I got murdered by niggers and hate niggers more.

they're right in front of you.

>squat
>use slav magic
>summon 50 professional gopniks
>zerg rush
That's How we fight cyka

punch one in the face, then start swinging at the others, hope i get killed quicker

the scary part is if they're unarmed or carry bats and knives. when you know your death would be slower and more painful or humiliating, that's when the true test is. a gun might be a handicap in some cases.

*smacks lips*

*unsheathes katana*

call them niggers and then disarm them while they are stunned

STRAIGHT TRAMATIZE THA NIGGA SHEEII
I- I ADMIRRE DAT DOE

*unsheaths katana* hehehee....... nothin personnel kid.....

they'll still miss, are you doubting a blackmans abity to be retarded

Sounds sensible to me. Long live rational thinking and existential dread.

t. fucking hero

Chto bleat? Ya ne ponial tebya, nigger
*He answers them with a heavy Russian accent*. negros run away in horror.

>Please fucking kill me. Shoot me in the head, right between the eyes, so it's quick. Do it. Do it, nigger!

Either I die, or they run, I really don't care which at all.

Shit you niggers are high. Where you get your shit? I like Greenwolf.

I would look at them deep into their eyes before muttering
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN OF HARLECH STOP YOUR DREAMING. CAN'T YOU SEE THEIR SPEARPOINTS GLEAMING?
Then proceed to ram my bayonet into those Zulu barbarians

*shoots you 5 times before before you can pull the guns put*

they have trigger discipline, they're just playing

Why don't using slav magic ?

>he answers in russian with a heavy russian accent

>implying I don't have a bullet proof vest
>implying I can't teleport behind them

They actually have a tactical formation. You can't disarm by spinning inward. If red shirt or white shirt was holding with other hand, you could slip left or right to disarm while using dindu as shield.

There is no out in this situation. Gotta strip and hope they fuck up.

Fart to take away their attention afterwards take out your knife and knife them to death, slit their throats, afterwards pee on them for being black

Execute them while they are busy talking,
smacking their lips, or drinking kool aid they got with their SNAP card.

>i am invulnerable to niggers because they are stupid and incompetent
>and I am not a nigger
how stupid do you actually have to be to believe this?
just because you don't like somebody doesn't mean they're unable to do something that doesn't require any skill

preschool logic right here

*russian accent* " HA-HA. This not how you hold gun monkey, let me show you"
*proceeds to shove firearm up aforementioned monkey's anal cavity*
[laughs in cyka blyat]

Do nothing because then I would be violating the NAP

>heavy russian accent
It exists, yes.

Laugh as they get turned into swiss cheese.

>] The racial makeup of the county was 91.7% white, 2.3% black or African American, 0.9% Asian, 0.3% American Indian, 3.3% from other races, and 1.4% from two or more races.

Blacks here know what happens if they get out of line.

Pleas fuck me in the mr.black mmmmm!!!

Yo are we about to have a Slav battle winner gets Crimea

ignore them because they probably loaded it backwards like a typical nig

BAIT THREAD BY THE MOSSAD/CIA/NSA, IGNORE
IGNORE
G
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kek

why do they have such good teeth anyway

Nice airshit

*unsheathes bull whip*

Get back to work you lazy coons!

Only possible answer

>youtube.com/watch?v=Ivz4NA4zHzQ

>niggers
>holding up a scrawny guy with no money for his fucking clothes
They can't even wear these pants around their ass.They'd be walking around like they've got the shits. What the fuck would they want them for?
These niggers lowkey gay as fuck.

>what do Sup Forums?
say:
Is that a war on yo lip nigga,god damn?!

You realize you can very easily recognize airsoft guns when looking down the barrel because there is another 6mm BB barrel inside the decorative one, right? And that barrel is clearly not present in any of those guns.

t. Never handled a firearm IRL

If you can't recognize airshit right off the bat you need to go

Those are obviously airshit and not even the expensive ones that strive for looking like the real deal

>baby don't hurt me

beg him to end my worthless life

Lets be honest we would all take off our clothes

tell em rayray got weed at his house

they will drop the pistols and we will all smoke weed together

Everyone except for the Slavs

top fucking kek

Nothing

>implying i would pass on a perfectly good opportunity to kill myself
>my final action on earth would be to IRL shitpost to infuriate a group of feral chimps
>mfw

>not holding the gun sideways

Sorry but I won't take those niggers seriously.

Lure attackers to vulnerability and then destroy thier genitals with swift attack

t. Jan Przewzyzcz

>and if he blows my brains out I never wanted to live anyway
they wont kill you, they will fuck you.
And since you like things inside your mouth, Im sure they can help you in that department.

that reminds me, have you ever repeatedly shoved a full size beer bottle up your anus, while the beer bottle keeps licking your ears and makes you call him daddy?

Chill niggas its me Pyro! I been reborn n sheeit

>niggers
>trigger discipline

what is going on here

good ol' jap friendo taking everything literally again. :^)

t. Never handled an airsoft gun

Disarm niggnog in front and use him as meatshield

Norway pls

dude...that's gay
you some kind of fag boi?

t. english teacher

t. proud african-american

Of course not. The niggers want your clothes but are threatening to shoot holes in them and have you bleed all over them to make you give them up, ruining the clothes they just killed you . Either way, they lose. Checkmate, niggers.

Ram into the nearest one, hope he falls into the other two, since they're standing behind each other like the stupid niggers they are.
If that didn't work, die

>just killed you
for*

Nah, he's a nip, only thing they have is airshit, so he should know.

*unleashes vodka bottle*
* squats behind you*
Nothin' personal črni

*teleports behind u*

t. virgin otaku part of the reason why japan doesn't have sex anymore kek

Take out one in red shirt. Rest will follow.

Beat the fuck out of them and shove those fake guns into their B-hole. Would also draw a nazi symbol with perma marker on their forehead

>empty guns
>still in their holster while the nigs have their guns out already

t. mental defective who posts pictures of girls' buttocks on a political debate forum

Go to act like I'm taking my belt off and grab my pelvis carry and start popping niggers and bolt for the door.

>he thinks its a politics board

...

When I went to USA I always had a pack of watermelon flavored chewing gum in my pocket, so that if youths began youthing, I would show it to them, throw it as far as I could and run away.

>What did these monkey just say?

There are no magazines in his 1911s. He can't shoot anything with those.

>shooting a 1911
Those are melee weapons.

Your dick has a zipper? That sounds fucking painful, senpai.

such an awesome scene

Years of interracial breeding.

>what do Sup Forums?
Get shot, I suppose.

I take my cloths off and let them suck my white dick of coarse.

He's a faggot, too. Jesus, does it get any better? Go cry yourself to bed, you pathetic otaku filth.

You can tell these are county niggers. I guess take their guns and maybe see if they have anything else of value.

Channeling Shia LeBouf, tell them to fucking DO IT already. I've met people who do stuff like this (not literally, but people who fuck with random strangers for no reasons apparent to anyone else), and from what I've seen, there's really no reason to believe they won't still shoot me even if I do give them my clothes. Anyone impulsive enough to demand someone strip down at gunpoint is impulsive enough to shoot them for any reason. May as well die with a little dignity. On the other hand, the one thing people like this do respond to is strength; if they know you aren't going to take their shit lying down, they'll typically leave you alone and try to find someone else who will.

>Implying their gun even goes off
Seriously, most of these people know literally nothing about guns. I've seen these people buy 9mm handgun ammo for guns chambered in .380 auto. They're functionally illiterate, you think they'd even bother reading what the correct round is on the slide? And their idea firearm maintenance boils down to; dry fire the gun to see if it works. If it clicks, good. If not, dry fire it until it does. If it still doesn't dry fire after repeated attempts, toss it and replace it with something else.

funny isnt it

Shoot them with my shorty. Best shotgun you can buy.

10/10

This guy knows what's up