Why do Americans have so many problems with shitting themselves at WalMart and soiled underwear? Why is this a thing?

Why do Americans have so many problems with shitting themselves at WalMart and soiled underwear? Why is this a thing?

Is it the fatty diet? The lack of bidets? The obesity? What explains this?

From my research the following terms describe problems that only exist in America:

>sharting
A fart with liquid shit
>skid marks
Soiled marks in the underwear
>dingleberries
Little balls of shit attatched to the ass hair
>cheeser
An unusually smelly type of fart after gorging on too much dairy

Explain yourselves Americans

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra
marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5489/rise-in-anal-sex-statistics/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra#Side_effects
youtube.com/watch?v=S_3cWFLlhdg
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>be American
>shit pants

GMO grains.

don't laugh, it's coming to you whether you like it or not

kekd

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I would say that the gasses American produce and various names for other farts is produced improper bacteria

America is a melting pot and this also means that it is a melting pot of gut bacteria. When you share your water and same infrastructure with other culture you also unknowingly share same amount of bacteria.

Farts themselves smell awful, even European farts smell a bit bad, but imagine if your gut was infested with Indian, African and Mexican bacteria and god knows what else.

It's not wonder that chrome's disease and actual cancers of the rectum are 2-3 more common in American than Europe.

great thread

it's this

and pills and diet "fat blocking" bullshit pills that make you go uncontrollably. I think there was some sort of post by an user on /fit/ or some shit about it

yellow poo oil that won't come off clothes or toilet bowls. stuff of nightmares

>dingleberries
Little balls of shit attatched to the ass hair

wtf i hate americans now

Why do you hate my freedom?

Why do they actually shit themselves in public?

Most people here would be humiliated by doing that - but not the American.

I've spoken to 3 Americans and all have said it's equivalent to the French rejection of deodorant
"it may be a little smelly but it's not unhygienic" literal quote from a US family member of mine.

I don't mean to offend but it really isn't accepted outside of your society.

Usually only homeless people shit themselves

Too much detail

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>chrome's disease

>chrome's

I'm honestly wondering this myself.

>Working at Walmart last summer (shit job. don't bother)
>Restrooms near the back are unavailable, because returns area was being repainted
>Use bathroom at front near registers
>See feet from the bottom of the stall
>Shit splattered everywhere like an grenade went off
>Guy is moaning like he's having a bad day

The town had relatively average customers at this location as well. Even nerdy SJW Californians from next door coming over, however there were two instances of turd issues.

poop

freedom shitting

Synestra? I can't remember the brand name, but its some type of fat that the body can't absorb properly. Tastes like fat, you can add it to food, and you don't get the calories from it since you don't absorb it.

Fat people love the easy way out. Of course all that fat needs to go somewhere, so it usually stews in the colon until you accidentally shart greasy oil.

People who use it still don't even lose weight because they go "gee now I can eat twice as much!"

Fucking funny!

Literally can't stop laughing!

it's their own way of showing happiness with the though of getting a juicy, delicious hamburger.

Don't judge user.

When the adult diaper leaks theres nothing you can do.

i didnt even see that hahahaha

You are so full of shit ahmed.

its the trash people and super overweight that have this issue... because they live off of garbage food and are animals.

I consider myself quite well rounded when it comes to cultural nuances but for the life of me I can't figure out why Americans think shitting themselves in public is perfectly acceptable.

When asked they usually brush it off, as if I were some sort of prude complaining about foul language or something - they don't seem to understand that outside of the US no one would shit themselves and continue to walk around in public.

Most people I know would die of embarrassment if they shit their pants in public - but not the American.

"I'll just buy new pants later" they say

Is it the capitalist "go-getter" lifestyle that means most Americans simply have no time to use the toilet?

My goal here is not to offend or antagonize but to learn the thought process behind this wide-spread acceptance.

Thanks in advanced for your replies.

America is a land of immigrants, therefore, immigration is the cause.

>I don't mean to offend


My goal is not to offend or rile you up but to spread awareness and spark a serious discussion about this problem. You need to take this issue seriously and you should thank me for taking the time to spread awareness.

I have plenty of American friends, and when I asked them about the pants pooping in American culture they suddenly became very defensive, claiming it is perfectly normal and acceptable to poop in your pants if you are too busy to find a loo at the moment, plus you can always clean up later.
"If you gotta go you gotta go they said".
I have had this discussion with at least 4 americans know personally and they all find this socially acceptable.

After researching this, starting many discussions on online forums such as reddit it turned out that this is not only socially acceptable behaviour in the US, it is an important part of their culture and how they interact with each other.

Indians cannot poo in loo - but neither can Americans.

Does this mean that Pajeet taking a shit on the street in Hyderabad is higher being than Jeff Stains in Walmart?

>So it usually stews in the colon

Im guessing that's a great way to get colon cancer.

Lived in America whole life. Never once seen this. Also, it is diets with more vegetables that produce the smelliest farts. Okay have a nice day.

Albeit I don't deal with the general public at work, but i haven't seen anything like to what OP is referring to.

Also, ask a decades long Walmart associate anything.

TAKE THE POO TO THE LOO

kek has spoken

Welcome to Wal-Mart, my fellow Argentine. You can't see anywhere else.

>Lived in America whole life. Never once seen this
do you regularly go around looking at other guys arses?

disgusting americans

I can understand this argument, considering people who generally shop at Walmart are lower-class and eat bad foods, but even the Walmart I worked at had this problem. For some reason the facility itself, or something in it is causing people to shit themselves.

Anybody got the Sup Forums poo poos?

Walmart uses a certain fragrance in their stores that induces sharting and other feces-related activities. Because of this, Walmart is literally the only place that I shit my pants in. It almost happened to me at the DMV once, but I think it's because the person I was sitting next to just got done working a shift at Wally World.

Go home, Achmed.

Eating 6000kcals a day of high saturated fat and high sugar foods is also a good way of getting ass cancer, thanks to all those metabolic free radicals and shit.

But yeah it hardly seems like a healthy life style choice, anyone who buys this stuff needs a good hard slap.

>this thread

keep up the bants nip

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra

>Starting in 1996, an FDA-mandated health warning label read "This Product Contains Olestra. Olestra may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools (anal leakage). Olestra inhibits the absorption of some vitamins and other nutrients. Vitamins A, D, E, and K have been added"

>RobertDeNiroHasHisShitFuckedUp.jpg

>white underwear

The moral of the story is to walk through WALMART as quickly as possible and stay away from fatties.

DELETE THIS

>From my research
Admit it, these are all your fetishes you creepy ass argie.

It's to make a political statement.

Most Americans very rarely shit their pants. Probably only once every 6 months.

HAPPENING RISE OF ANAL SEX STATISTICS COINCIDES WITH INCREASE IN PUBLIC DEFACATIONS!

> In 1992, a similar survey found that 16 percent of women aged 18-24 had tried it. Now the number is more like 40 percent.

marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5489/rise-in-anal-sex-statistics/

I haven't either just let them have their fun. You can only be bullied and cucked so much until you start saving pictures of obese sick people shitting their pants.

We had two americans at our high school. One day I saw one of them on the weekend shopping with his mum in tesco. They had both shit themselves just like that and they were just walking around the store like it was nothing. Probably a cultural thing.

>Synestra

Olestra (also known by its brand name Olean) is a fat substitute that adds no fat, calories, or cholesterol to products. It has been used in the preparation of otherwise high-fat foods such as potato chips, thereby lowering or eliminating their fat content.

SIDE EFFECTS:

Starting in 1996, an FDA-mandated health warning label read "This Product Contains Olestra. Olestra may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools (anal leakage).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra#Side_effects

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Designated shitting pants. What else can you expect from a nation of immigrants. they make up for the lack of identity by stuffing their fat face with corporate poison. Have some comfort: youtube.com/watch?v=S_3cWFLlhdg

I think you would notice if a guy had shit his pants.

Actually bill reminds me more of Peewee Herman.

>Be american
>Eat "chips"
>Shit pants
>Literally nothing you can do to stop it

I'm fucking thankful I have never witnessed any shit stains on people like ITT in public.

But then again, I shop at Target.

POO

We don't do this.
I have never seen this happen.

shillary without diapers, fucking disgusting.

I would like to imagine Trump discussing the topic of this thread at one his rallies, in the same tone in which he discussed that incident with the pope.

Top kek

>only once every six months
>only

Breaks almost up. Get back to work wage slave.

Americans are degenerates, big manchilds who didn't grow out of shitting in diapers.
They should just be genocided along with jews and negros.

Damn I'm using Chrome right now.

How fucked am I?

Your American friends are disgusting degenerates.

Shitting in public is never acceptable and if just sickening.

Better get those picks done, buddy. The trucks are coming in soon ;^)

few years back it used to really easy to steal shit from walmart. did that change?

>idegaf
>still going shopping

I shit my pants while writing this post.

Is there a place on the internet where I can find a compilation of people shitting their pants in public?

these people walk on their outside shoes inside too

literally abo tier

Stop the meme about french and deodorant. It's a story told by the english to spite us, and has no basis whatsoever.

You may not believe this, but there are women in this country too! Crazy huh!? Lot's of fat ones too, who most likely have digestion/constipation/crohns etc. Never once seen anyone wandering around in public with shit all over themselves. Been all over the place, driven from west coast to east coast and vice versa 4 times, deep south, northeast, hung out with homeless people, even been to fucking 4-5 day long music festivals (tents in the mud, lotsa naked people wandering around).... EVEN BEEN IN AND OUT OF FUCKING WALLMARTS! for 25yrs now. Never seen this shitty-the-pantsy meme. Okay thanks for listening to me talk to myself.

It's pretty much a vote for Hillary.

when u gotta go u gotta go

JUST

>jeff stains

youre ok in my book user

>outside shoes
>inside shoes

wtf? you wear special shoes for the inside?
I just wear socks

>GMO

really? it's your assumption or do you have any evidence to back your hypothesis?

Here in France we are really mistrustful about the GMO, and even if lobbies and their politicians puppets try since decades to make it legalized here, it's still (in part) forbidden to sell/product GMO.

But with the satanic TPP incoming, we don't have our word to say about it anymore, if the treaty is accepted, then we will have GMO.

Explain me all the issues your country face with GMO plz ameripoop

>you are so full of shit
No you.

Real Americans wear their shoes in the house you savage.

I work for free at times because no other job will be able to match my $15/hr wage as I don't have a GED. They can cut me some slack.
We don't do that on overnights anymore.
Asset protection has gotten revamped. Good luck in your thieving endeavour!!!

poo in the loo america

And yet none of the people in the pictures seem distressed or even aware of the poo leaking out of them.

I bet you're having a poo right now, but you just don't know it.

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lol, we all know arabs dont use deodorant

your women dont shave and your men have manbuns. fuck france.

Neither do our dogs.

i never stole, but i bought a bunch of shit from my nigga tyrone. he stole bb guns and other shit. this was around '97 i think.

I love how americans need to be told not to shit in their pants. Even india at least shits in the street.

Shitpost: the thread.

semi-rare

>the shiny on her hamstring

I'm telling myself that's poopjuice.

We had a sting operation some five years ago. All the shit stolen from AP operatives was prominently displayed in the main office outback which looked like a middle class' Christmas morning. A testament to how incompetent the greeters at the door are.