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geoff edition

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based geoff

Here we are......

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Always thought she were Mexican or something. Her voice is sexy as fuck

i've showered at the bus stop a few times when i'm in a rush in the morning

Had a wank in the Greggs shower

wish i had geoff's life

🧐🧒🧑🧓🧕🧔🧙🧚🧛🧜🧝🧞🧖🧗🧘🧠🧡🧣🧤🧥🧦🧢

"omdat dijn poesje voelt raar, du kutje."

Premium comfy.

my gf

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mum asked me to go and top up the 'leccy key but I cba so told her to sod off lol

right lads, on tonights itinerary:
spliff
wank
vodka
spliff
maybe another wank depending on whether or not i pass out

>tfw a moderately accomplished person but feel like a completely unimportant and undistinguished runt because i didnt study at oxbridge

is this the british class system?

>claims his dick his huge
>doesn't post a picture of it
why do that?

W-what?

youtube.com/watch?v=u-NuDKMbPQw

the go-to fashion outlet

westernoutlands.com/

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any euston line man in

You have to be literally retarded not to get into Oxbridge.

your cinema has a shower?

beer fear in hampshire
dread in durham
agitation in avon

>'leccy key
Can not imagine being this poor

shes perfect lads

🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

what do you see?

Now we play the waiting game

any Blind Date man

Mexican? Really m8

Sounds like fun
Can I come?

Emojis.

youtube.com/watch?v=Us_ujnkjasA

white one pls

fucked it

0161 manny on the map

oh mate no

looks like a tranny

epic, reddit.

Some kind of south american, it's all the same shit innit

I hate this cunt
youtube.com/watch?v=8xe6nLVXEC0

was going to have a shower but mum's forgot to top up the water card again

>she

Oh my fucking days

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Employers don't care which university you went to, all about job experience and being in the right field with the right connections

how much of an arse would i look in a 2010 mercedes slk? sick of the bus and i rode past one in a dealership

i dont feel it would suit me whatsoever (im neither a deano or a 50 year old woman) but still

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youtu.be/yGZ-H3uOR5M?t=1h41m23s
weak wh*Toids btfo

Are you retarded?

wish alan was here so i could do that ordering stuff meme

howling how pewdiepie has essentially redpilled all of Gen z lol

hmm

OHOHOHO

good lad

yeh. i went today and there was only 1 guy in the cinema shower. was a bit awkward with just the two of us there. the film was good though.

fucking hell mate

you're gonna get #MeToo'd hard

squealing and kicking and yodeling at you, you mong

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being "redpilled" is the new bluepilled

Godspeed

what is the actual difference between hungryhouse and justeat?

MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

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big up on ye man

NEED one of those 10/10 18 yo Russian girls who naturally gravitate towards doing particularly degrading porn for £50 a pop as a gf (before they've ended up in porn obvs)

when my cryptos pump I WILL be buying this watch

du ne du ne du ne

hello!

t. someone not in the UK

you can be moderately successful without being oxbridge, but really when you look at the upper eschelons of society its all oxbridge here. non-oxbridge people at the very top are exceptions

put me in le screenshot XD

my cinema also has a shower but I've never seen anyone use it

they also have a no-singles policy on fridays

Call her a slut too

do they serve crab legs?

has me in tears, you know how much it infuriates him, the steam rising from his little bald head as one guy put it, couldn't breath for laughing so hard

>let's be friends
>respond a short while later with poor line for tinder
thank's for th'enterdrainment, because that's whither thy friendship is headed — down the drain.

OI OI

Sussex is the best part of the the uk

>2017 was a bad year for the white race
>2018 is going to be even worse
fuck sakes cant we just catch a break

what about open uni

snuck into my cinema once during no singles night and someone grassed me up and i was dragged out of the cinema half way through the film by security

new housemate just moved in

is at most 5'2 and has a VERY shrill voice as well as obvious signs of autism. probably posts in this general to be honest

>that i-was my son
>he's dead to us
>please, it's difficult to talk about
>don't ask again

filling in the gf application form

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stop talking moon speak, oxford bender

absolutely adore the normal distribution curve lads

Warburtons >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hovis > Kingsmill

>the steam rising from his little bald head as one guy put it
that was me.

love are alan. even teasing him comes from a place of pure love.

shit taste

I don't know how I've got so far in to Stranger Things season 2. It's rubbish.

Any Welshlads in?

Jenkins or Greggs?

what's this

get a second hand one for around £1k

when did that begin? I thought it was related to the Spice Girls or Mel B this morn.

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being bluepilled is the new counter-culture

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love you x
can't bring myself to hate him, he's brilliant