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>We don't need a wall
seriously you fucking idiots can't wait till 310, can you?
>wahhh wahhh i didn't get to make the new
t. dane
Rate purchases
>soy chorizo
>tfw no low IQ, abusive, thuggish, alpha male BBC bf
>kill female bandit
>see panties when she falls over
>chub forming
need a gf
>soy chorizo
lol
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back from my drive through the winter storm
picked up 30 brews and 20 bucks of groceries
FUCK I FORGOT TO BUY CHEESE
THE ONE THING
I WENT TO BUY
there 310, now it's done
cocks...
pussies
i'm glad we're building some discipline around here at least
hate new threads at 270-290
it's because lain autist isn't here
stupid sexy niggers
>sexy niggers
does not compute
>mom was born in canada
>just realized i'm automatically canadian
>never been to canada or had any proof of citizenship
>trying to apply for proof so I can get a passport
>looked at processing times
>5 months just for a certificate THEN I can apply for passport
>if I send my younger brother's application in, an additional 8 months on top of 5
Holy shit and I thought American bureaucracy was bad. The application is confusing as hell too
Nice try, not gonna gay marry you and give you citizenship
you should still do it
it gives you more options
me in the feathers
why would you want to be canadian lmao
>a fucking leaf
Leaf... leaf leaf leaf leaf Hahahaha a leaf
what is chorizo? is it more like churro or churrasco?
wonder how that brit in calgary is doing
hope he didn't die on the deerfoot
real men cook over an open fire
Uh, you know we're the leader and star of /cum/ right?
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looks exactly like my hood. probably midwest
you won't be seeing anything open soon ravioli :^)
If you watch carefully you can see that the bird literally slows down time itself as it traverses the multiverses.
sausage
calgary more like calGAY :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nerds
switzerland more like pisserland :DDDD
idiotic posts i see
Fuck off, retard
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I want a pet mongoose to groom me for ticks and dry skin. Looks relaxing af
im sorry hopefully you enjoy your NEETlyfe in the clink
use your time to get swole and expand your education
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>Join Discord
>Become friends with Oklahoma
>He leaves
>Become friends with Ryan
>He leaves
Life is telling me to not make friends
Not a fan of the Discord. They took away my purple name.
>not calgayREEEEE
i will. hopefully it won't be too bad
i might just ditch town and hide out somewhere
I've never used a discord before seems gay
It's just a color
hi
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Didn't stop me from leaving because of it.
how long are you in for again? running probably won't help
Remember that time when /cum/ had a nasty gay phase? and all you would see every thread was gay posting
All of those posters moved to Discord
So yes, it's pretty gay
>buy The Sopranos on Bluray because I heard it's good but it wasn't on Hulu or Netflix
>turns out it's on Amazon Prime which I also have
a year, but most likely it won't be that long. maybe 6-9 months
apple trees look pretty weird when they're naked
>not allowed to feed starving animals because they will become dependent on people food
>feeding starving africans is ok
FAT FATTY DUMB DUMB AMERICANS
YOU WANT SOME HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP ON YOUR HAMBURGER? YES PLEASE I AM BIG FAT SHITTY PANTS AMERICAN DOING A BIG POOOOO POOOOO IN MY TROUSERS BECAUSE IM TOO FAT LAZY AND STUPID USE TOILET. OOPS AH GOT POOP ON MAH 'KISS ME I'M IRISH T-SHIRT' WHILST CELEBRATING ST PADDY'S DAY. MAH MOMMA WAS 1/18th IRISH AND MAH DAD CAME HERE FROM JUAREZ IM A BIG FAT DUMB AMERICAN MAGA! HILLARY FOR PIRSON
well africans are human
a puzzling moral question that has plagued philosophers for a millenia
what is this?
>well africans are human
>you will never have another chance to confess to the girl you had a crush on in highschool
Is /brit/ broken?
As the leader of /cum/ I must remind you all to never reply to non-/cum/ flags
I'm hungry. All I got in the pantry is a tin of crab soup.
reminder to not reply to the c*nadian self proclaimed as the leader of cum
would you make an exception for me, my king?
Let's share some music
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No.
I AM the leader of /cum/
better than the fedora kid asking the girl to prom and getting rejected
more like litre of cum lmao
If you swear your allegiance
hah good one
*high fives you*
*has sex with self*
At least share youtube links instead of that shitty service that not everyone uses.
hmmmm....
Kek
having leftover burgers for supper tonight /cum/mies
wait shit thats waht i was going to do for supper tomorrow too but i bought a pizza instead
oh well lunch i guess
hmm
>Litre
get fucking OWNED whitey
soda pop
at least she's is superior on the inside
>slavery was wron-
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It's shit.
it's pop
it's soda
Sana's wet hole is made for __________.
[spoilers] singing you baka [/spoilers]
i just call it liquid gas
But that's wrong because it's called pop
gonna pop your cherry
Gonna soda mize your ass
>soda
>ruff (roof)
shut the fuck up ryan
Awoo is the most beautiful thing a doggo can adoo
discord...? more like shitcord lol
>Not a fan of the Discord
incredibly intelligent post