ITT We post like it's 1941

HAPPENING!!! HOLY SHIT ABSOLUTE MADMEN JAPS ATTACKED UNITED STATES! GET IN HERE LADS, WELCOME TO THE PARTY!

Who signed up already then ? Apparently these nips will be carrying swords.

except that never actually happened

>Actually believing WW2 happened

You know, that German soldier that stays every night at our home to rest isn't that bad.

You faggots, I'm going to Germany.

TANKS IN 30 MINUTES

mfw they could have just invaded the USSR at the same time as Barbarossa, taken Vladivostok with their superior naval and air power -- stopping lend-lease shipments, and then held the line, tying down Stalin's Siberian reserves.. Moscow would have fallen to the Germans by Christmas and the war would be won without involving the US..

WTF WTF WTF HAPPENING

is churchill gonna declare war on japan too??

I would post but I am busy dying by famine

I know, I gave them the maps, long live Dai Nippon Teikoku and The Great German Reich!!

^wakes up
^pours scotch
^hits wife for not cooking bacon
^dog fetches newspaper
^have heart attack at breakfast table
^japs fuck my nan

WTF THE FUCKING NIPS JUST SANK OUR SHIPS NEAR MALAYA

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

HMS REPULSE AND HMS PRINCE OF WALES DOWN

Can someone explain to me who this "Hitler" guy is? He sounds like a complete faggot

Help :'(

Join me as we write ΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΊΑ Ή ΘΆΝΑΤΟΣ on the walls

Some of you are alright, stay out of Dresden tomorrow.

Wtf why would Japan attack us?
That does it, we must do a counter attack on Germany.

Sorry, we're only in this to kill krauts and nuke nips. The plan is to sell you to Stalin after we win.

WTF I hate USA now

>implying your covert primary war goal isn't to dismantle the British Empire

1,000 YEARS MORE OF THE RAJ

FUCK OFF YANKS

Great. Fuck dutch desu.

Source?