If you were elected the leader of your country tomorrow, what would be your first act as leader of your country?

If you were elected the leader of your country tomorrow, what would be your first act as leader of your country?

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gas the kikes

Unilateral war on the United States.

Gas the hues and import new blood.

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Realistically?

Expenditure cuts or constitutional barriers for inuring debt. Literally the only answers 90% of the respondents should come up with.

good idea, we’ll strike during the middle of winter

the jailing and fining into destitution of all pornographers

Deplete our entire nuke arsenal on Mexico, and id also ask the Russians and the Chinese to help us nuke Mexico.

excellent, I like the winter

deport refugees, ban gay marriage and enforce anti-american culture program

it would probably also be my last day as the leader of the country

This tbqh, please annex Canada and encore that law

Balkanize Russia and give our entire nuclear arsenal to the NATO

You just made my dick hard.

I'm going to make shock therapy look like a fucking joke.
When I'm done you fucks will be using my face for ancap memeballs.
The Irish and the Dutch will be crying to EU to implement common tax laws when they see how shit is going down.

annual tax on college endowments, push forward and increase taxations on college sports endowments

Immediate tax on Wall Street

the market is already covered by capital gains tax on every transaction you 89iq

Cut all funding to London.
Cancel brexit
Move Parliament to Manchester.
Run a strong external borders policy in Europe.
Send navy to the Mediterranean to help Italy Spain Greece deal with migrants.
Hard line on Islamism.
Attack Germany and Merkel whenever I'm in front of a mic.

try to kill every new worlder subhuman in my country including gayreeks

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So Corbyn once he wins and if he decides to run a second brexit referendum and abide by it.

find a gf

Need to gas the kikes to accomplish any of that

Legalize weed
Heavily tax it
Push for weed to be easily accessible in hostels

moving parliament from London sounds like a cool idea actually, I wonder how widely supported it would be

Legalize and regulate drugs, prostitution and euthanazia.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reign_of_Terror

Genocide Argentina then balkanize the country into 5 different countries.

Declare myself supreme fuhrer for life.
Remove kikes and snackbars.
Rename the Pierre Elliot Trudeau airport to Adrien Arcand Airport.

Make usury illegal.

I hate America and what we have done to the world.

>Send navy to the Mediterranean to help Italy Spain Greece deal with migrants.
Their way to deal with them is to rescue them and ship them to europe.

Seize the means of production and establish worker's control.

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two chicks at the same time

Cut social security and Medicare
Cut dod budget defund all foreign wars
Eliminate foreign aid
Eiminate international drug programs
Cut corporate tax rate to 20%
Flat income tax of 10%

fuckin' A

I like it. This will provoke a nice revolution.

First three acts:
1. Immediate execution of anyone who has been found to post on Sup Forums
2. Crackdown on the CIA
3. Launch a full scale attack on Israel

>Need to gas the kikes to accomplish any of that

launch all our nukes at once and destroy the world

Ban circumcision.

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Unironically plan a invasion of Russia. At the least take Murmansk, Karelia and Arkhangelsk.
Then start the ramp up needed for that, and hopefully never actually invade. Or do that, because they won't clean up the border at Murmansk, so its worth taking that soil.

Gas most of the privatization spooks, and ban the aristocratic blood from participating in party politics.
Try to actually deal with de industrialization, which is amplified by some extreme centralization, making it far worse. This issue has not been even attempted to be dealt with, since we got Oil, and not really before either.
Make requirement to make/own company similar to some more backward regions: Ethnic blood or bust.

Leave EU. Or at the least VETO anything that serves no purpose.

Ban all soy products

Banning soy.

There is ZERO way this could go wrong.

Ban Nintendo

50% tax on wh*Te "people"'s income for reparations

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Deport refugees
Ban gender studies

Make corruption a crime punishable by death
Declare all known narco groups and associates to be bereft of human rights.
Legalize weed.

wtf is this hot shit
god I wish that were me

Declare ourselves a Chinese province.

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Death squads. Not right wing though as we barely have commies. Just an old fashioned purge of corrupt politicians and zero tolerance to cartel members.

Full autonomy to all and every indigenous group. Many nations, one country policy.

Full recognition of white, black, mestizo, asian, and indigenous mexican identities.

Make Guadalajara and Monterrey central universities National universities.

Revert the most rampant neoliberal policies but keep an open economy. This means protecting our agricultural and manufacturing industry and investing in national technology start ups. Renegotiate NAFTA towards an agreement that allows more protection towards the member country's economy. Sign deals for technology transfer with Japan and India in the meanwhile.

Adopt an independent foreign policy. Recognize Palestine as a start. Keep NAFTA, but shift cooperation focus towardS Chile and Peru and MERCOSUR.

The only borders open with America become Tijuana, Nuevo Laredo, and Cd. Juarez. Everything else is closed with a co-funded 20 meter tall and 5 meter deep wall. End the Merida Initiative. Close any and all USAID deals. Death penalty or summary execution for possessing American made weapons.

Construct a national passenger train network.

Agree, want to do the same as I come back home
Mimo gypsy

ban banter

Kill all wh*te dogs.

do you want massive and widespread bipartisan anti-government unrest? because this is how you get it.

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I guess thats reasonable?

legalize dope
use all the hippies addiction to force them to become a far right army to my beg and call and control society using those said anarchist hippies

>gather a conference of commonwealth realm nations to discuss solidifying the institution through economic and military measures
>enact partial subsidization of select universities throughout canada on a UNB/MUN-type model
>clean up the bureaucratic mess that is the modern system for aiding native reserves
>offer tax reliefs for children aged 0-16 born in canada (3k/yr for single parent, 5/yr for 2 parent household)
that's about it off the top of my head

Deport all foreigners.
Conducting human experiments on subjects collected from Africa and SEA to create trans-human.
Change the constitution and have 1000nukes.
Landing on Mars before Mutts.
Colluding with Jews to destabilize Africa and Middle East further to send more refugees to Europe.
Stronger alliance with Brits and Mutts to control all the Pacific and Atlantic.

Let's say I just take power and people let me do my thing, to simplify things.

-Proclamation of the end of the 5th Republic
-Elections suspended
-Dissolution of the parlement and the senate
-Remilitarisation of the frontiers
-Immediate expulsion of any immigrant or refugee from the Middle-East or Africa. No appeal
-Reconsideration of the citizenship of every single foreigner that obtained French citizenship in the last 80 years, and reconsideration of the citizenship of any and all descendants
-Restoration of obligatory military service for two years at age 18, for both men and women. Those under 30 who have not done their military service will be asked to do these two years.
-Instauration of paramilitary associations for teenagers older than 12
-Instauration of patriotic, cultural and sportive associations for children older than 6
-Purge of disloyal propagandists in education, media, and culture
-Replacement by propagandists loyal to France in education, media, and culture
-Instauration of numerous nativist incentives for French people not descended from recent (less than 150 years) immigration
-Restoration of the death penalty, extension of it's application
-Renegotiation and reconsideration of any and all treaties concerning France, using all of her economic and military assets to obtain better deals
-Intense fight against corruption, tax evasion and fraud. Community/public work demanded to receive help from the government (with exceptions)
-Reconsideration of any and all foreign aid
-Restoration of the Concordate, Catholicism now state religion of France. Heavy control of the clergy. Minority religions are tolerated but even more tightly controlled
-Registration, attendance to a cult mandatory
-General encouragement of traditional values and structures
-Destruction of a few unsightly monuments/buildings
-Eventually, possible restoration of the monarchy in one form or another.

Vote for me.

Privatizate every fucking public company

1. Unless you know who you are going to wage war against, commonwealth long term strategy is moot.
Preparing to cockblock Chinese rich man flight is a good thing.
2. -.o.-
3. no shit. Its a horror show of 60+ years of legistatives for most countries
4. `???

>Leave EU.
>Norway
What

Reduce funding to the non-russian regions
Purge the oligarchs and privatize everything they own
Start getting rid of national republics altogether by slowly sending their inhabitants to other regions and replacing them with Russians. The amount of national republics in Russia is too much for this country.
Cancel the yearly conscription of males between the ages of 18 and 27
Cut army spending by a bit and use that money to support Russian automotive industry. Could also try and export the cars to developing countries.
Make sure all junk food sales get taxed.
Start covert negotiations with the Ukrainian government about annexing the Donetsk and Lugansk republic and giving Ukraine free gas/coal in return.

There''s a lot more I would do but this should cover the first year or so


Oh, and Invade Norway immediately and, after a short and decisive campaign, give all their land to Sweden

>Restoration of obligatory military service for two years at age 18, for both men and women. Those under 30 who have not done their military service will be asked to do these two years.
all at once? nigga what?, you want that many people to drop everything and do army shit, nigga you don't have the fucking equipment or bases to run conscription on that scale that takes years to build hahahahhaha

(Canada BTW)
Lower corporate tax to zero percent plus government grants to corporations that decide to move their businesses there
but in exchange companies must set aside a minority share of the company for the Government to control so there is always a 3rd party represented in all business and the state has access to extra capital though the shared incentive of making companies prosper.

he's probably talking about the EEA membership

Nothing is wrong with at the least starting to unfuck public morale. Even if it means 4 regiments have to cycle on training equipment, or worse.
Mandatory conscription, assuming you actually let people mingle, its one of the better ways to unfuck the social segregation nation tend to have.

Can't tell if *revolution intensifies*, or real Zeal for making France great, since it has a lot of contested soil, at the least in a diplomatic sense.

blanket penny-on-the-pound tax rise for everyone
drop corporation tax to 17.5% on profit below 300k, raise it to 20% on profit above 300k
implement politics curriculum in secondary schools. make it a mandatory GCSE
cancel brexit
revise benefits system. revise jobcentre roles. decrease job-seekers benefits by 5% per month, down to total zero. provide paid council jobs like litterpicking etc on a once-a-week basis for an extra cash top-up. individual can work as many shifts as they like.
increase police funding
increase basic pay for HCAs and other low-tier NHS roles
increase civil servant pay by 7%
deploy navy to assist with refugee influx
repeal all hate-speech laws
severely tighten border controls
reject refugees; implement foreign aid programs; send cash to jordan to incentivise them to take on even more refugees
push for ECB reform with spain, italy and greece; contribute more to EU political sphere whilst rejecting EU federalisation
develop financing scheme for new nuclear plants to avoid another Hinkley Point C style assfucking by EDF; further incentivise building of plutonium cycle reactors to begin consuming the enormous stockpile that we have sitting around; begin the phase-out of coal plants entirely
free up tuition free caps on 'soft' subjects to disincentivise idiot kids studying media or fucking art history rendering themselves unemployable and blaming it on the tories
impose a 'drunkard fine' of £200, legally enforceable, for those admitted to A&E whilst drunk
decriminalise all drug use and possession. legalise cannabis cultivation. tax and regulate the industry.

>Full autonomy to all and every indigenous group. Many nations, one country policy.
>Full recognition of white, black, mestizo, asian, and indigenous mexican identities.
Sounds like you need to be at the end of one of thsoe death squads.

For 18 yo, yes, all at once. But of course not for those between 18 and 30. I was thinking more of a system similar to how we run the reserve now, a few months of service, bit by bit until they reach the two years quota.

It's mostly about breaking in generations that wouldn't have grown up with proper education and values and spot potential troublemakers within people of fighting age, though. Make them run, lift stuff, get yelled at, dig ditches. Not so much about making them an effective fighting force.

We've been on a slow decline since the 18th century, which ended up creating the conditions for the Révolution, with bumps of decent moments, but on the decline none the less. I do not reject entirely it's heritage, it would be impossible to do so anyway, but if God appeared to me to tell me he cursed us for beheading Louis XVI and dechristianising the Elder Daughter of the Church, I wouldn't even be surprised. We need a shakeup, radical action, wake France up, a revolution against the revolution.

In this ideal scenario, territorial expansionism wouldn't be out of the question, either. After a long period of preparation, of course. A generation or two. We have natural borders to reclaim.

Why would you deport yourself? I don't get it

>Recognize Palestine as a start
But there is no such thing and there never has been. "palestinians" are just arab squatters.

You don't think that the US would allow France to invade other Euro countries, do you?

Who's talking about invasions? Noone's talking about invasions, just francophone minorities that might ask for more autonomy, you know, or be reunited with the motherland. A few spontaneous coups and revolutions against weak democracies, hoping to follow our exemple. You know how it goes.

And even we do intervene as a peacekeeping force in bordering regions to contain aggression against our country, what's anyone going to against us? We always have the nuclear option, and with a few generations to expand it and better our military capabilities, along with a fully militarised society, I doubt they would risk outright conflict.

Plus, we'd make strategic allies and reinforce our leash around the neck of former colonies to keep a steady supply of the ressources needed to support this society.

100% tax on tuna
even when congress repeals the order investors wont want to invest
im not the hero people want, im the hero people need

Crack down on drug crime
Bring back guns
Allow churches to decline marrying poofs
Restrict China from buying land
Tougher border policies
A lot less welfare benefits for rapefugees
Kick out foreigners that commit crime
Mandatory English classes for non-English speakers
Force schools to stop from teaching degeneracy to our kids
Criminalise communism

disband the army
put nukes on sale

*instantly falls apart because of ethnic tensions*

would love it, a correction of society

the regions are getting all their funding from moscow so nah

allow people to kill politicians that put any bans of weaponry
after that, I guess I'd trust break every fortune 500 company, and lower copyright to 35 years retroactively if I cant do that to fuck over Disney

*gets assassinated by one of many ex-KGB officials within first 2 minutes of rule and continues status quo

> Kill off any major political players that managed to survive my bloody revolution and weed out any corrupt government officials
>Secularize government
> Secure borders, get buddy with Italy & Greece because I'll be stopping the dindus
> Begin fixing infrastructure and bring industry, mostly try and maximize oil production
> Work towards becoming self-sufficient asap, as Israel for help with desert farms. Build some of those fancy indoor farms
> Expand military, deniggerfy my generals and commanders, only promote competent etc. avoid pitfalls of other Arab militaries.
This is where the fun begins
> Hand over means of production to workers, nationalize oil
> Reveal plan to build a pan Arab state that would encompass all major Arabic speaking countries
> Invade Tunisia
> Any country that doesn't assimilate also gets invaded
> Destroy Israel
> Execute ALL gulf monarchists
> Change anthem to the international in Arabic
> Start building massive solar farms in saharah
> Get some nukes. If America says no, they can fuck off
> Fund communist coups and revolutions in other countries, try and spread ideology as much as possible
> If the west refuses, cut all oil deals and flood them with subsaharan migrants
> Invest heavily in space program, shoot for the Moon first then focus on floating Venus city
Best timeline

the spying on both sides would be ridiculous since we're the same country

>Purge all corrupt politicians
>remake the subsidy on education, and improve the educational system
>Recognize Taiwan again instead of China
>Restoration of the army
>Establish obligatory military service at the age of 18 for men a women
>Negotiate with Colombia for reunification but in a parliamentary system, like the UK
>Fund resistance in Venezuela
>Civil War breaks
>Invade Venezuela
>Rebuild country
>Use petro money to improve infrastructure, education, quality of life and crack down on cartels
>Negotiate with Ecuador for diplomatic annexation
>Proclaim Gran Colombia 2.0

>recognize Taiwan

godspeed

>*gets assassinated by one of many ex-KGB officials
Those fags are powerless, they couldn't even prevent Fall of USSR.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Soviet_and_Eastern_Bloc_defectors#Defections_after_1991

Kill criollos who get in the way of development, in order to reach a state that allows us to wipe the filthy anglo vermin out of the face of the planet.

deportation of all foreighners except south american integrate ones
built 200 nukes
conquer all north africa
build a railway line north south to control all the gods in africa
relax and fuck beautiful girls