>Be Australian
>Wake up
>A Tarantula crawled into your mouth while you slept
>A Roo kicked down your door and stole all your Vegemite
>An Abo siphoned all your petrol out of your Isuzu Trooper
>An Emu left a declaration of war on your doorstep
>20 Refo Boat cunts set up shop on your front lawn
Why don't Australians eradicate their pests?
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>An Emu left a declaration of war on your doorstep
LOL
>Australian
>Somebody poisoned the waterhole
looks like another day without water
This explains Australia's constant shitposting, but raises an important question.
Why does Canada shitpost even more?
>be Canadian
>fucking leaf
>be australian
>have shitty internet
>lag balls in every online game
>cant download gifs on Sup Forums
>be Australian
>live in perfect paradise
>none of those hellish things people believe are real, we only put out rumors to keep utopia to ourselves
>when foreigners come over we release a ton of niggers to dress up as "abos", get our strong men into kangaroo costumes, and release toy spiders
>Emu Alliance has been going strong for decades, war would never be considered at this point
>actual aboriginals are all Aryan, respectful, and friendly
>wake up
We don't have tarantulas here.
Why don't Australians eradicate their pests?
Shhhh, Shhh leaf, it will all be over soon.
That's a cassowary.
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That's a wombat, mate.
Literally bouncing niggers.
>Why don't Australians eradicate their pests?
They already tried with the Emus and lost.
They're probably smarter than niggers. Certainly better at fighting.
Tarantulas are a new world spider, we have these instead.
also abbos are a myth and canada is the holodeck.
nowadays, we use emus like you use foreskins: in cosmetics.
Hue do you really think you should be engaging in banter with Rio hanging over you right now?
Especially against a nation that can actually pull off an international event.
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Remember what happened when china tried to get rid of pests?
>uɐilɐɹʇsnɐ ǝq
>go to australia
>get choked by a kangaroo
Tarantulas aren't even dangerous, most are cute.
jokes on you because i can
In a war of emus versus drop bears, who would win?
depends on who has the high ground
gj bro keep it up
>be bosnian
>get removed
most kangeroos are pussies, they chill in parks out in more ruralish areas, i remember going to a winery once where there were hundreds of the cunts, we got out of the car, walked like 10 meters towards them and they shit themselves and took off, all of them, hundreds
Refo Boat cunts
m8 0 boats have made it here sice 2013
HAIL TONE
Are you jealous because of our successful olympics?
>ywn do literally shitpost: the dance while people cheer and clap
>ywn whip a child in the face causing him to bleed afterwards
>ywn be Australian
huehuhe
>everyone from bosnia is muslim
>America has black widows and probably other venomous spiders
>Australia has fucking everything wrong with nature in one convenient location
>other countries have deadly shit too
>the most dangerous thing we have is a cunt spider that just hurts a bit and that I've never seen in my life
aussie aussie aussie
oi oi oi
Hahahahaha! That ending! Time to hit the road indeed.
>be aussie
>lose per capita olympic medal count to hungary
is this gif slow on purpose?
cunt
>Isuzu Trooper
>Why don't Australians eradicate their pests?
Yeah, fuck that shit
>>Skin cancer
>>Stupid nicknames
>>Shitty beer
no complaints from india so far
If you count success as hitting a couch with my kayak and capsizing then yes, I'm jealous.
Extension of the anglosphere, m8. Australia is literally hot Canada. 90% of the land is uninhabitable
>Be Canadian
>Wake up
>Look down and find body covered in ticks and bullseye scars
>Moose knocked into your car and shattered your windshield and its now filled with snow
>Snow nigger also stole the hybrid battery out of your Toyota Prius after the moose
>Feminist Police leave a declaration of war against white males on your doorstep
>Community is flooded with Syrian Refugees who openly preach Sharia
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lol all the shitskins look inbred as fuck
I murdered a whole bunch of geckos because there was about 10 of them hanging on the brick walls around my back patio area from dusk till dawn and creeping me the fuck out. I go out there to smoke and I got sick of looking at them. So I got a shovel and put it through their necks. Fuck reptiles they're ugly and shit.
Remember what happened when Germany tried to get rid of their pests?
Lol, was that one nigga's name semen?
Also, I no longer find Australia an appealing place the live.
The reffos are now self harming to get attention and no one gives a shit except the lefties. At least we have something to be proud of. We win at reffos. Fuck the Olympics.
so much race mixing
Not eve gonna lie.... this will be my typical morning in a few years.
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>be australian
>get roo'd
good job france
>be canadian
>get moos'd
That sounds comfy.
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You gronk cunt, geckos are bro af, they just chill and eat flies. Wish I could put a shovel through your neck you sub human east coast scum
>Be Canadian
>That's the joke
Why would you have thought that in the first place?
Just move to Arizona. Similar climate, more freedoms.
>up late on Sup Forums
>early morning
>hear some noise outside my window
>at least 30 of these things in the trees across from my balcony
God I love this country
That's what you get for banning guns.
I wouldn't shoot them. They're cute.
>not shooting things
You'd never make in America.
wtf is an isuzu?
You've got big things to shoot over there. Biggest thing we have are kangaroos and they just sit around chilling.
Ya got that right partner.
Just reminded me I haven't got any buffalo for breakfast.
Gotta help clear the way for the trains.
Have fun with your gay birds and jumping rats.
We have water buffalo too
Damn I love these Chris Evans gifs
Snow shut them in for the winter, which will be over in 13 months.
is it weird that since I watched a few deer butchering vids, I just look at all big food animals as joined up cuts of meat now?
Your flag seems brighter today argentina
Like the charts they have at the butcher's shops? Nah that's normal.
Wait...
Are you saying that kangoroos do not act like bouncing niggers? That is exactly what looks like from this videoIt sure is quite a show to watch, but I would be scared shitless to let my children play near these beasts, they seem to be quite dangerous.
Its trying.
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well, the only bits I really know so far are the hams, the shoulders, the backstraps and the tenderloin, oh and the ribs
fugg!
Nice.
>that's not a noyffe
>they see this as a positive
wew
Have you ever shot a dropbear?
I propose an alliance between straya and Canada. I think they need backup with the emus, would you like to borrow our south African fire fighters? They aren't the best with fires, maybe they need a career change
>Buzzfeed
well of course they do
Nah. Just keep your car doors locked and you'll be fine.
Fruit bats are adorable. I'm kind of jelly tbqh
Im in the Navy on Patrol Boats, based out of Cairns. We get about 1 a week. The government is lying to you.
In comparison though, we used to get between 1 and 20 a week.
Canada has had to acclimate to the Wildlife and inherited its traits into their culture. Its why so many american women want to be Canadian Cock Servicers
>Be white male Canadian
>Wake up to Trudea sucking me off
>Lift sheets "Praise Allah bby, die cis scum"
>Finish in Xir's Mouth, we snuggle, kiss and share my cum to reduce climate change
(We recycle)
>Get out of bed and remove mandatory anal beads.
>Get to shower
>Insert wall mounted dragon dildo into my boipucci while bathing
>Put on my Dress, high heels and lipstick on
>Leave home for LGBT pozz socialst refugee rally
Such is life in Canada
Is he Koalafied to drive?
>be leaf
>wake up to the sound of prayer calls from 10 different religions
>go downstairs and eat my breakfast of vegan halal non-gmo fairtrade tim hortons
>go to work at local mosque
>get trampled by a moose on the way there
>arrive at mosque
>pray to allah all day
>no one got stabbed today, thank god
>walk back
>mugged by somalis
>walk into drive and go to door
>get stabbed by a lone wolf mudslime in an isolated case of domestic terrorism
>as my vision fades and my soul passes into the ether i thank trudeau for my cultrally enriched life
there is only one way to fix Sup Forums
Oh my god all that gore
>mfw I feel left out because the rest of the Anglo countries are only bantering at each other
>be american
>be fat
>have your wife fucked by tyrone
>die from coronary heart disease
Shitposting Olympics
Round one:
Austrailia Vs Canada
Round Two:
Burgers Vs Bongs
shhhh no more tears
That's not a fair fight tb.h
Finals are always between us and straya
>be Australian
>go to a Greek restaurant in Melbourne
>this happens youtube.com
>someone still manages to IRL shitpost in the end