>Be Australian
>Wake up
>A Tarantula crawled into your mouth while you slept
>A Roo kicked down your door and stole all your Vegemite
>An Abo siphoned all your petrol out of your Isuzu Trooper
>An Emu left a declaration of war on your doorstep
>20 Refo Boat cunts set up shop on your front lawn
Why don't Australians eradicate their pests?
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>An Emu left a declaration of war on your doorstep
LOL
>Australian
>Somebody poisoned the waterhole
looks like another day without water
This explains Australia's constant shitposting, but raises an important question.
Why does Canada shitpost even more?
>be Canadian
>fucking leaf
>be australian
>have shitty internet
>lag balls in every online game
>cant download gifs on Sup Forums
>be Australian
>live in perfect paradise
>none of those hellish things people believe are real, we only put out rumors to keep utopia to ourselves
>when foreigners come over we release a ton of niggers to dress up as "abos", get our strong men into kangaroo costumes, and release toy spiders
>Emu Alliance has been going strong for decades, war would never be considered at this point
>actual aboriginals are all Aryan, respectful, and friendly
>wake up
We don't have tarantulas here.
Why don't Australians eradicate their pests?
Shhhh, Shhh leaf, it will all be over soon.
That's a cassowary.