/ausnz/

Just a basic /ausnz/ edition.

CUTE

Just came to say hello and good bye, wow what a cultural experience, thanks New Zealand!

Hey no worries Finland, come back again!

Im back laddies

Where'd ya go?

did some fun stuff today

Went to Torpedo 7 to buy a wetsuit.
Got the one I wanted for 50% off so that was pretty nice.

Has your skeletor PM miscarried already?

bloody alcoholic

how mysterious!

My stomach hurts so much eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrg.

This is what I get for eating Poo in Loo food.

I haven't even started drinking yet

rude

What did you eat?

>yet

lewd fun?

yeah

Some sort of butter chicken along with rice and potatoes :3

Feels bad desu.

>butter chicken
It's what you get for ordering fucking shit.
Order a real fucking meal you troglodyte

That's pretty mild user, it's not like laal maas which is full of chilis

>buy a wetsuit.
Aw yeah cool.
>Got the one I wanted for 50% off
Fricking neato mate copped a bargain.

Jeez that looks good
I usually go for the ol Vindaloo
Cook that for me please...

I just went to the bathroom and made cute poops.

OwO Indian can do so much. They truly are a world superpower.

that looks good, I might have to order some

>a bargain
It was still like ~$200 but that's pretty cheap for a diving wetsuit.
It's the first proper one I've owned, and I want to get into spearfishing and I'll be using it when I go diving instead of having to borrow wetsuits that don't fit.

What the fucks wrong with butter chicken cunt?

Because it's barely bloody Indian food.
It's what white people with no tastebuds eat.
Why go to an Indian restaurant if you are just going to eat bland sauce and meat.

It's pretty bloody nice I think.

Buy a real curry.
Tikka Masala at the very least.
Butter chicken is almost always canned when from a restaurant because it's not a real meal.

Would love to
>I want to get into spearfishing and I'll be using it when I go diving
Cool and cute!

Might treat myself to another wank.
Lazy Sunday today.

Enjoy it matey
I just finished one myself

I could use a wetsuit right now fucking 93% humidity

>93% humidity
Fuck me
I would die at that temp + humidity

g'day m8s :3

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You really like your chimps mate

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I really like their boys

Uma Delecia.

Ugly bird

Man this is NATURE.

Taking a bike ride right now OwO

Where ya goin'?

Just down a bike path near me. Need to stretch my hammies desu :3

Found this cool pigeon as well.

I once saw a gypsy hunt down a pigeon, break its neck only to put it in his plastic bag and walk off.

I don't even think there was much meat on it.

>Stop for a break
>Take our phone
>Read this

Beautiful desu.

You can try grilled sparrows in Japan, it's tasty

Poor birds :(

>Poor pests
ftfy

Wanna give it a shot?

;_; my sister told me to lay off the cake
I'm being bullied

Drinking this right now.

fatty

Shush lanklet

Rather be a lanklet than a fatlet

coffee!

>fatlet
wouldn't that make you the fat one?

???

fatlet would mean that you're lacking in fat

Yet I can convince people to cuddle me but you can't :^)
Being a fatlet makes me good for cuddling, being a lanklet would not.
/bulli

>Yet I can convince people to cuddle me but you can't :^)
cunt

I don't think he's a fatlet then

C:

To be fair i' d probs still hug ya, I just wanted to bulli

don't bully

Bullying is cool

STOP

GO!

He secretly enjoys it, that's why he goads me on to doing it

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For your information, the wetsuit I bought today as a size "Medium" and the dude in the shop said I should buy a Small if I wasn't so tall.
So no, I'm not fat!

HOME FROM MY BIKE RIDE!

I'M SO HOT AND SWEATY YOU CAN SEE MY NIPPLES THROUGH MY SHIRT AAAAAAH
H-have you done that before? I'm sure you'd sway me in an instant but how difficult is it?

hmm

wish I was taller

>wish I was taller
why
you don't hit your head on door frames

idk, it would be nice to be able to kiss tallbois without having to stand on my toes

>without having to stand on my toes
but that makes it even better!

i guess...

I fit a size NZ 10/small too, I'm just soft.
Ye I cuddle with a lot of people. I've never thought of it as a easy or hard act, some people like cuddling and others do not. You establish a good enough relationship so they are comfortable with the idea.

who do you cuddle with? I thought you were uncomfortable with both boys and grills

Can I fly up to you for a cuddle?

>being a lanklet would not
Wrong!
>skin-tight clothing
h-hot

I-if I came over for a holiday in NZ c-could we c-c-cuddle?

Swedeslut here! Just woke up :3

Who?

? Where did you get that impression from?
I cuddle with both girls and bois
Ye
In all seriousness one of my friends is in Dunners for uni, a group of my friends and I will probably road trip down there to see her.

why are you all so gay
this is the worst general on this board

Me :3 I always post during these hours :3

I thought you were chalmers

brb gonna kms myself

give me a ring when you do
Ill be needing that cuddle

Ye, just let me have a beersies beforehand
God morgon