Whomp Update
Hair fantasy parties are sweeping the nation! People from all walks of life place their cranial foliage atop other people's heads to create the amusing illusion of novelty! Not only is this social activity save our time and money spent on hair changing products, but it distracts us just a little more from our mad rush to the grave!
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Ronnie, go see a fucking psychiatrist. You fat fuck.
I was thinking about the recent comic about all the different half-brothers of Ronnie when I saw Ice Pirates the other day. This was just too perfect not to share.
He did. It didn't end well.
Doctor Abby Grace rubs her eyes. "Where are you right now, Mr Filyaw?" "I'm in my room, of course. And SOMEONE didn't knock!" Doctor Morty Vaison slams his hand on the desk. "You're in Citytown Mental Health Hospital. You're a patient!" Ronnie seems to ignore their frustration as he clutches a Christmas card. He gazes at the image of Santa. "Ha ha, my dad hates this picture of him. I hope he visits me again soon."
>Doctor Morty Vaison
>Moti Vation
>M Dude
SHALLOW LORE
Thats actually terrifying.
Fuck the idea of not seeing reality in any way like that is scary and I hate it.
Shortshorts tho
When I was in gradeschool, my class did a stage play that was basically a native american version of Cinderella. I was the narrator for the third act.
Ever since that play, I have had a mild fear that when I go to the bathroom, I'm not actually in a bathroom, and in fact I am pissing in front of a bunch of my peers/coworkers/whoever in some public space.
You dress like a whore agris
How the fuck are those two things related
Anxiety about embarrassing myself in front of others, I guess.
you and me both brother, shit is not okay
She's getting ready for work, so she's probably still wearing what she slept in. I doubt she wears 80's shorts to work.
Closest I could find in my 15 seconds of searching.
My class did a puppet show. I don't remember the story, I think it was original with shitty puppets we made ourselves. I was in charge of dumping the glitter out at the end, and I guess I did it too early and the teacher hit my hands with a ruler repeatedly until I had welts.
This was the 70's so nobody cared.
>covered up mirrors for years when showering/on the toilet
>tried to be naked for a short a time as possible.
I think every kid, for however brief a period, goes through a time where they think they might be watched at all times.
Hey fuck you, those tiny running shorts are the comfiest things in the world.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
You should totally submit that to Deep Dark Fears.
That's extreme even for a 70's New York City Catholic school.
>I think every kid, for however brief a period, goes through a time where they think they might be watched at all times.
Haha That's funny, Dave. Don't worry. Nobody is watching you. It's okay. Just take another sip of Mountain Dew from the can next to you and continue to browse Sup Forums. Nobody can see you. We promise.
DEEPEST LORE
It's been two and a half weeks since the last Let's Speak English. Ronnie needs to get over to Japan and take over for it.
>implying she doesn't wear shorts to entice the Pandas into mating
>ronnie as an english teacher in japan
>I think every kid, for however brief a period, goes through a time where they think they might be watched at all times.
These days you are being watched at all times.
But with the children evacuated, all that's left to teach are the teachers.
>mfw the overweight fast-food shill shills fooling in bathrooms
I've never been sexually attracted to Agrias before, but short shorts and midriff are really doing it for me.
Is this fan service?
You are all now imagining what is really happening with Ronnie in the asylum and the poor doctor stuck playing his game. She just wants to see her family again.
So why does the man in the Hawaiian shirt manifest as Runnie's Replace, who only ever interacts with Agrias?
I had this EXACT fear.
I literally would always double check that my pants were down whenever taking a piss at school.
What are the nuggets he loves so much then? What's the significance of Ronnie's clone that was full of chicken nuggets? What has Ronnie been eating this whole time?
Oh god!
Sometimes a nugget is just a nugget
I want to fuck Agrias!
>motivation