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heemin afoot

Made out with 2 (two) girls in the past month, AMA

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Waco was done becuase the atf was going to be de funded so they needed some big spectacle to justify their existence

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Very silly boy, making the thread 20 posts early

is he ok?

Never done this once in my life

radcens are GIANTS
lefties and righties are MANLETS

This is art

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its just the rain i said
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just got back from my grindr date lads
feeling violated and abused

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOTHER DAY WASTED

Honestly it's quite overrated, people pretend it's the greatest thing ever just to sound cool imo

LOL

*pozzed

can't go on without an indian gf lads

Gross

whenever I see / hold a sharp knife I get vivid mental images of stabbing myself violently.

I'm not really suicidal tho. So I don't get why my brain does this. I think it may be some kind of phobia.

really want a 1/2 anglo, 1/2 Indian gf desu senpai

Shoulda gone to the climbing gym instead to get swole and sexy

Feel like Don Quixote atm

apparently softlygaloshes is a MtF, originally called Roger.

lads, this better just be a meme, there's no way.

I really want every single Indian to be killed

good lad
the 21st century is the anglo-indian century

the venezuelan gf and i will be long-distance for a month or so lads

she's going back to her homeland to see to her family for a bit

>she's going back to her homeland to see to her family for a bit
she's gonna starve to death lad
last you're gonna see of her

why

TOUCH MY HEART FEEL THE HURT IT'S DESTROYING ME
I'VE TRIED BUT CAN'T SEEM TO SHAKE HER MEMORY
TOUCH MY HEART FEEL THE HURT THE PAIN AND MISERY
THEN TELL ME AGAIN WHAT LOVE CAN DO FOR ME
IF YOU LIVED IN MY WORLD AWHILE YOU'D SOON FORGET HOW TO SMILE
IN MY WORLD THERE'S A MILLION WAYS TO CRY
IF YOU HAD MY EYES YOU COULD SEE HOW SOMEONE CHANGED MY DESTINY
I'M A MAN WHO CAN'T LIVE AND YET CAN'T DIE

fucking faggot
could also do with this

>tfw no gf

lol donuts "no-chin" zumpf

The only thing southern Asia deserves is nuclear hell fire

>Secondary School PE
>Boys changing room
>That lad that wore his PE kit under his clothes
>That lad that walked around in his boxers before changing eyeing up all the other lads
>That lad that would create a lynx gas chamber
>That poor lad that couldn't afford deodorant and always asked someone else
>That lad used a lighter + deodorant to create a flamethrower
>That lad that would singe his pubes
>That lad that would shower after the session and be late for next class
>That fat lad that would sit in the corner and not change before everyone else left
>That lad that stayed in the changing rooms for a laugh when they get locked for "security purposes" during the lesson and started crying because he couldn't get out so he started shrieking and hyperventilating and everyone could hear him in the gym
>That lad who always showed off his six pack
>That lad who would steal other cunts shit
>That lad who would take the monthly bully victims clothes and chuck them in the shower room
>That lad who tried to skip class by saying he forgot his kit and got given the old scabby runt uniform and everyone would laugh at him
>That nonce male teacher that would always come into the changing room at exactly the time everyone is in their boxers
>That stinky lad that everyone would avoid sitting next to when changing
>That lad who got his willy out and tried to play it off as being funny
>That poor lad that didn't have deodorant, some off brand shoes and some literal paki shop tier shorts
>That rich lad that would brag about his £20 deodorant and how you couldn't use it
>That lad who thought it was funny to smoke in the changing rooms and get caught immediately
>That lad who literally probably shit themselves and everyone ran to the door
>That lad who would hold the door open for ages so everyone outside could look in (mostly the girls) when leaving
>That lad who would pull out his nokia flip phone and start playing tunes while everyone was changing

Miss it lads...

can't stop ordering the new york style pizzas from dominos

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love when i can identify the meals i've eatten eariler today from my farts. they're that rancid let me tell you. just ripped a HUGE one and can smell the spaghetti starting to fill the room.

what toppings that got

>That lad that would create a lynx gas chamber
nah lad frosties are where it's at
still got a mark on my left hand from one I got in 2009

>>That poor lad that couldn't afford deodorant and always asked someone else
i went to a public school and no one ever did this

literally who

pepperoni among other things

FOY

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Just kidding I love all races
Especially Africans

literally who

hes a dedicated father

man, this really cooked my noodle

bukowski knew what was what

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FODY (fuck off desert yank)

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who is this man

what is it with lefties and drawing on themselves

know your enemey

some fat twitter mong who posts shit he copies from /lit/ to look smart

one is women being exploited by men and one is women doing it by choice

>desert yank

but no one here actually lives in the desert as opposed to america where they actually have major cities in deserts

kek we used to do this thing while we were getting changed for rugby where we would ask to borrow someone's deodorant then slam it on the wall mounted coat hooks, breaking the can and sending gas everywhere

GRAB IT WHILE IT'S HOT.

no girl wants a manlet skeletor

why even live lads

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No girl wants a chubby manlet

>but no one here actually lives in the desert as opposed to america where they actually have major cities in deserts
softcocks

who forced them to take the job?

How do I get a mommy or big sister gf?

>exploited by men

Lambda calculus is ridiculously clever. Alonzo Church was an actual genius.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON ALERT
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capitalism

man, ain't that funny? crazy how things work out sometimes.

Primary school: Happy
Secondary school: Happy
College: Not happy
Uni: Depressed

can see a trend starting lands

no girl wants a manlet, unless you look feminine because then you can fulfill a fetishism of certain females

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So you're saying all women have to offer in a capitalist system is their sexuality?

no

picture makes my eyes all watered. huh.

fuckin sook

So what are you saying?

that capitalism exploits people

joan of arc was supposed to have been pretty swarthy tbf

t. researched her for an assessment once

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fuck you fuck me fuck it

>tfw I have a mark on my left hand as well

al qaeda shot down a russian su-25

would be interesting if putin invades syria completely as a result desu

>al qaeda

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freedom of outcome for all

just had a wank
don't care

>2011

whoever made this should be eviscerated

>al-qaueda
>not USA owned
syria is this centuries 'nam and Korea.

because a market place for nice looking people exists and people are free to choose whether or not they enter these positions?

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