Paranatural Thread

HEAT edition.

>>HACK the MAINFRAME
>Thanks for reading! See you next time, where we'll be cutting to a special boy

I wonder if we're going back to Max next

Spendghetti attack

Did we really need like eight pages of Spender acting like a complete retard?

So does Spender want to fuck that or what?

wow spender, banging her right on the door like that

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>This is a middle school, not a se
>se
se-what? se-WHAT?! WHAT IS IT TELL ME

>we'll be cutting to a special boy

sexnasium

sex shop

Spender really looks like someone that can't take any pressure at all. I wonder how the kids weren't able to make him spill all his secrets yet.

Sematary

Semen factory

just finished the audiobook, and I have to say it was definitely one of the weirdest horror stories I've ever heard, and therefore somehow pretty compelling

working on It now

>"what do you think you're doing...?"
>"lock the door behind you, you have ten minutes"
>"leave the shirt and pants on, you'll save time"

>See you next time, where we'll be cutting to a special boy
Wait Bellender have finally started doing something plot related, rather than just standing in a corridor flirting, and Zack's decided to switch scenes?

yes we're switching to a different flirting scene

I fucking hate Zack. Sometimes I wonder why I'm still reading serially, or still reading at all.

You all wanted it.

Spender is absolutely disgusted by that pat.

Zack wanted it.

She's going to the bathroom while still on the phone. Most realistic character of all time.

Weird question.. If Isabel cucks Ed with Max, and then starts flirting with Spender, is Ed Double cucked or Max turns to a cuck?

Wait, wasn't Spender gay?

Perfect wife

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Sex Dungeon.

>MATH RULES
>and there's a picture of a ruler on it

I have a ruler I got in the 80s that says picadilly radio rules OK. It's a joke that has been around forever.

Stop this.

Seminary

Nah max can't be cucked, he has a harem so there's not enough emotional attachment to any of his bitches to be properly cucked.

>Heart shaped pupils
That's my fetish.

No no, see, it's Math "Rules".

You have to quote it or the kids won't know there's a pun you see.

Zack is asking for it

pathetic.

Who's even in Max's harem?

Suzi, Isabelle, violet, lisa, Miss Baxter, any local protein that he hasn't sconed yet.

What's your problem?

A fetish that can never be fullfilled by a real person, this means you'll be a beta male forever.

Not everyone is as affected by their fetishes as you seem to be. And there are contacts.

>he doesn't have fetishes that are physically impossible in 3DPD!

Go back to Sup Forums

m8 it's just a joke acronym. Nothing actually wrong with 3D, I can enjoy railing twinks and still come home to fap to prostate popping and impregnation.

Sex Cauldron.

you forgot Cody.

You're better than this, man.. stop it.

You forgot Isaac.

Cody belongs with his throat wrapped around Jeff's chode.

E-even the teacher? his lust knows no bounds?!?

>You forgot Isaac.
nah, he is not gay. At least Cody could be a nice trap.

No I'm AS GOOD as this.

Eep.

needs heart shaped pupils

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I need a source

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late summmerfags, when normal summerfags aren't obnoxious enough

Can't be helped, she's in love with him.

Truly SWEET