Mainland India, best India

Isoroku Yamamoto said that its impossible to invade mainland America as there would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.

Inspired by this, India's secret plan to defend mainland India is training every vehicle to be a submarine.

It's like when everyone flushes at once

>implying people use toilets

How can west even compete our Amphibious vehicles.

And you thought you can't flush the poo on streets.

Two wheeler subs for people with tight budget.

I like it how there's a thick wall going around the whole street, like it happens so often that they had to erect one

Germans are panicking because there cars can't compete our land ships

That's a flyover.

Fear the fleet of Michael Phelps of vehicles.

>That's a flyover.

Talking about the wall on the right

Giving inferiority complex to bond cars since independence.

Oh.

It serves a noble purpose : all that 600m people poo need to be flushed off the streets every once in a while.

And nation's first line of defense.

I think the curry, sweat and poo smells are already repellent enough for any potential human invader.

Batter safe than sorry.

So why doesn't India enact some major reforms to modernize their infrastructure and society?

Didn't stop the dogshit muslims from invading and trying to convert the nation. Didn't stop the colonialists either

They are, but its not an overnight change

because it's India

It takes time and a shit ton of money. In America we owe a major chunk of our infrastructure including our highway system to the Eisenhower years. This is because we were the richest country in world history during that period.

Even the America of the 21st century struggles to pay for infrastructure improvements, a 3rd world country like India is basically just patching shit together and hoping everything stays upright for another few years.

It was before the invention of sub cars idiot leaf.

This -> and this ->

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[spoiler]but keep the mutton[/spoiler]