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'Who is the modern day Robbie?' edition

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any roadmans in

Car

ye

need a manc gf

girls feet are really nice desu

Don't think there can be amodern day robbie until robbie is dead or completely retired? I'm expecting a coemback

>you're bio
bin her

Ollie Murrs is Robbie with the badboy persona swapped out for a cheeky essex lad

Need a 12 feet tall gf desu.

[-o-]

He's been steadily making music for the past few years.

Heavy entertainment show was a pretty decent album desu

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oops haha

7am One slice of spelt toast with avocado and poached eggs, with fresh spinach and tomatoes on the side. (I eat my son's leftover avocado toast, too.) Dandelion tea with almond milk and cinnamon.
9.30am An almond milk cappuccino – I'm sensitive to cow's milk.
11am An apple and a few almonds while I run errands.
12.45pm Home-made chicken and vegetable soup left over from last night's dinner. Half a slice of spelt toast with more avocado – yes, I have an addiction.
3.30pm Carrot and celery sticks with hummus for afternoon tea with the kids.
6pm A glass of pinot noir.
7pm A friend makes me dinner – fillet of beef on the barbecue, roasted potato and sweet potato, and a salad of rocket, pear and pine nuts. Another glass of pinot. Two pieces of dark chocolate for dessert.

faggot

doggy

7.30am Hot water with apple cider vinegar while I prepare a smoothie bowl with spinach, kale, avocado, bananas, strawberries and shredded unsweetened coconut, berries and granola on top. Then I head out to run the dog at the park.
11.30am Hot water gets me through any day. I have a thermos bottle on me and I just keep refilling. I have a raw bar to get me through to lunch.
1.30pm A salad with salmon, spinach, grains, avocado, goats cheese and an egg.
3.30pm A raw protein ball for an afternoon hit of raw sugar.
6.30pm An early dinner so I can digest it before bed! Roast vegies, spinach, salmon with ginger, tamari and lemon.
9pm Cup of herbal tea with some frozen blueberries before bed.

'Don't be suggesting such lewd things user.... especially fater what we did before. A lady has to at least retain some of her decorum.'

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what on earth

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think i've found a new ASMRfu

I feel like times have changed and people have a lot more partners in my generation Than the one previous. I’m 21 and I have had 15 partners. Social media averages seem to be extremely low as all of my friends are higher than “8” and makes me feel ashamed even though I know tons of people on more than me at my age.

Robbie is a man whereas Murrs is marooned in the mire of perpetual boyhood

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*plays connect the dots on her face*

Pretty edgy desu

where did you obtain this video of me

Used to go out with a girl who looked EXACTLY like elsa jean

>i right swipe everyone
>if youre not a chad thundercock you got to play the numbers game and thats the best way of doing it

21f, and I've had 7 in terms of penetration.

I had to count and think about it. I even had to say, "oh no wait," and change it. I think at some point you just have to stop caring.

fucking slag

why do they have to be like this

are robbie's grown on me 2bh

Imagine having your big sister take care of you like that... phwoar

has she ever been blacked?

show me those tits right NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Finally got the 5.1 surround sound working again! What music do I play to fully enjoy this system?

i spearheaded the robbie gimmick

33F and I stopped counting at 25 people.

don't get this AMSR thing, can't bloody hear em half the time

was her vagina just as wide and meaty?

robbie is a proper midlands lad

was her the best film of 2013

matrix theme song
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Top lad

She was a virgin when we first started going out, said she hated blacks and her ma said she'd disown her, but you never know these days

bullshit
i've been robbieposting on /brit/ for years

Well show the fucking tits then

she is butters

any more like her?

surround sound is for film not music

Hm yes fascinating

shame she undervalues herself

business idea: tinder, but for munters exclusively

you lads ever noticed these kinds of "youtube essays" before? usually they're about movies or TV, they're like 10-20 minutes long, but they all seem to use the same kind of music. like a kind of chilled kind of nigger music, rolling piano music that is on a kind of loop
idk if anyone else knows what i'm talking about

She's just havin fun mate, how's about you show us YOUR profile

Come and take my hand

I want to contact the living

Not sure I understand

This role I've been given

nah, inside llewyn davis was

>f
please confirm this contention by allowing inspection of your bosoms, or otherwise depart

yeh

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its called bumble

go on then post them

mental that robbie met tupac

Stop objectifying me

big slimy cock slurps

nah

only god forgives

Business Idea: Merge Tinder, Uber, Airbnb, and Deliveroo into one mega-app

robbieposting is worse than emmaposting

Glad to see are Robbie getting some love. Was sick of those cunts going on about tat fucking corporate sell out hack gary barlow. Glad we're all on the wavelength talking about a real artist now.

make me pure is a choon 2bh lads

fly out, get a cab to her house, fuck her, then order a chinky

just wait until gary barlow comes back online and sees all these robbie posts

robbie is a lad

no go on

*that tupac met robbie

I played that to death for years after it came out. Might give it a shot in a bit though.

robbie williams is a cunt

would be glad to see him miserable the fucking cunt, telling me to remove 'slanderous posts' and all that. just telliing the truth lad. get to fuck.

MILLENIUUUUUUM

They poisoned you with compromise
At what point did you realise
Everybody loves your lies
But you

Hailey Little - Tough Love: Hookup Hotshots

What film should I watch to fully enjoy this Sony 5.1 surround sound system?

absolutely sick to death of fake youts

Garys gonna lose the fucking head when he logs into the chon and sees all these robbie posts!

im fucking warning you!

Robbie? I'd buy him a pint.
Gary? I'd spark him out, one swift punch to the jaw is all it'd take.

barlow's back

Reckon she might be bi lads
What do you reckon?

>robbieposting taking off

Ye

>if you can't get a girl but your best friend can it's time to move your body

*inhales glue fumes from glue bag*

ah yes now I am ready to pilot my motor vehicle

can i make a playlist on youtube to continously play music videos? I feel like im 75 years old

robbie williams is the music you hear playing in the late afternoon on ASDA radio when you're looking for some petit filous to pack in your kids lunch for tomorrow and it's october and outside is kind of grey and depressing

Wow, she really does look like Elsa

Ollie Murs is the only logical successor to the Williams legacy

I know it enfuriates Mr.Barlow but its like the Byzantine empire being the inheritor to the primordial legacy of Rome, simple as

IM LOVING ANGLES INSTEAD

Elsa really does have a disgusting vagina

How would you know that?

wish we could rewind, or indeed fast forward, to october

don't fancy enduring this summer

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