'Who is the modern day Robbie?' edition
/brit/
any roadmans in
Car
ye
need a manc gf
girls feet are really nice desu
Don't think there can be amodern day robbie until robbie is dead or completely retired? I'm expecting a coemback
>you're bio
bin her
Ollie Murrs is Robbie with the badboy persona swapped out for a cheeky essex lad
Need a 12 feet tall gf desu.
[-o-]
He's been steadily making music for the past few years.
Heavy entertainment show was a pretty decent album desu
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oops haha
7am One slice of spelt toast with avocado and poached eggs, with fresh spinach and tomatoes on the side. (I eat my son's leftover avocado toast, too.) Dandelion tea with almond milk and cinnamon.
9.30am An almond milk cappuccino – I'm sensitive to cow's milk.
11am An apple and a few almonds while I run errands.
12.45pm Home-made chicken and vegetable soup left over from last night's dinner. Half a slice of spelt toast with more avocado – yes, I have an addiction.
3.30pm Carrot and celery sticks with hummus for afternoon tea with the kids.
6pm A glass of pinot noir.
7pm A friend makes me dinner – fillet of beef on the barbecue, roasted potato and sweet potato, and a salad of rocket, pear and pine nuts. Another glass of pinot. Two pieces of dark chocolate for dessert.
faggot
doggy
7.30am Hot water with apple cider vinegar while I prepare a smoothie bowl with spinach, kale, avocado, bananas, strawberries and shredded unsweetened coconut, berries and granola on top. Then I head out to run the dog at the park.
11.30am Hot water gets me through any day. I have a thermos bottle on me and I just keep refilling. I have a raw bar to get me through to lunch.
1.30pm A salad with salmon, spinach, grains, avocado, goats cheese and an egg.
3.30pm A raw protein ball for an afternoon hit of raw sugar.
6.30pm An early dinner so I can digest it before bed! Roast vegies, spinach, salmon with ginger, tamari and lemon.
9pm Cup of herbal tea with some frozen blueberries before bed.
'Don't be suggesting such lewd things user.... especially fater what we did before. A lady has to at least retain some of her decorum.'
youtube.com
what on earth
youtube.com
think i've found a new ASMRfu
I feel like times have changed and people have a lot more partners in my generation Than the one previous. I’m 21 and I have had 15 partners. Social media averages seem to be extremely low as all of my friends are higher than “8” and makes me feel ashamed even though I know tons of people on more than me at my age.
Robbie is a man whereas Murrs is marooned in the mire of perpetual boyhood
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*plays connect the dots on her face*
Pretty edgy desu
where did you obtain this video of me
Used to go out with a girl who looked EXACTLY like elsa jean
>i right swipe everyone
>if youre not a chad thundercock you got to play the numbers game and thats the best way of doing it
21f, and I've had 7 in terms of penetration.
I had to count and think about it. I even had to say, "oh no wait," and change it. I think at some point you just have to stop caring.
fucking slag
why do they have to be like this
are robbie's grown on me 2bh
Imagine having your big sister take care of you like that... phwoar
has she ever been blacked?
show me those tits right NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Finally got the 5.1 surround sound working again! What music do I play to fully enjoy this system?
i spearheaded the robbie gimmick
33F and I stopped counting at 25 people.
don't get this AMSR thing, can't bloody hear em half the time
was her vagina just as wide and meaty?
robbie is a proper midlands lad
was her the best film of 2013
matrix theme song
youtube.com
Top lad
She was a virgin when we first started going out, said she hated blacks and her ma said she'd disown her, but you never know these days
bullshit
i've been robbieposting on /brit/ for years
Well show the fucking tits then
she is butters
any more like her?
surround sound is for film not music
Hm yes fascinating
shame she undervalues herself
business idea: tinder, but for munters exclusively
you lads ever noticed these kinds of "youtube essays" before? usually they're about movies or TV, they're like 10-20 minutes long, but they all seem to use the same kind of music. like a kind of chilled kind of nigger music, rolling piano music that is on a kind of loop
idk if anyone else knows what i'm talking about
She's just havin fun mate, how's about you show us YOUR profile
Come and take my hand
I want to contact the living
Not sure I understand
This role I've been given
nah, inside llewyn davis was
>f
please confirm this contention by allowing inspection of your bosoms, or otherwise depart
yeh
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its called bumble
go on then post them
mental that robbie met tupac
Stop objectifying me
big slimy cock slurps
nah
only god forgives
Business Idea: Merge Tinder, Uber, Airbnb, and Deliveroo into one mega-app
robbieposting is worse than emmaposting
Glad to see are Robbie getting some love. Was sick of those cunts going on about tat fucking corporate sell out hack gary barlow. Glad we're all on the wavelength talking about a real artist now.
make me pure is a choon 2bh lads
fly out, get a cab to her house, fuck her, then order a chinky
just wait until gary barlow comes back online and sees all these robbie posts
robbie is a lad
no go on
*that tupac met robbie
I played that to death for years after it came out. Might give it a shot in a bit though.
robbie williams is a cunt
would be glad to see him miserable the fucking cunt, telling me to remove 'slanderous posts' and all that. just telliing the truth lad. get to fuck.
MILLENIUUUUUUM
They poisoned you with compromise
At what point did you realise
Everybody loves your lies
But you
Hailey Little - Tough Love: Hookup Hotshots
What film should I watch to fully enjoy this Sony 5.1 surround sound system?
absolutely sick to death of fake youts
Garys gonna lose the fucking head when he logs into the chon and sees all these robbie posts!
im fucking warning you!
Robbie? I'd buy him a pint.
Gary? I'd spark him out, one swift punch to the jaw is all it'd take.
barlow's back
Reckon she might be bi lads
What do you reckon?
>robbieposting taking off
Ye
>if you can't get a girl but your best friend can it's time to move your body
*inhales glue fumes from glue bag*
ah yes now I am ready to pilot my motor vehicle
can i make a playlist on youtube to continously play music videos? I feel like im 75 years old
robbie williams is the music you hear playing in the late afternoon on ASDA radio when you're looking for some petit filous to pack in your kids lunch for tomorrow and it's october and outside is kind of grey and depressing
Wow, she really does look like Elsa
Ollie Murs is the only logical successor to the Williams legacy
I know it enfuriates Mr.Barlow but its like the Byzantine empire being the inheritor to the primordial legacy of Rome, simple as
IM LOVING ANGLES INSTEAD
Elsa really does have a disgusting vagina
How would you know that?
wish we could rewind, or indeed fast forward, to october
don't fancy enduring this summer