WHY CROATIA IS THE BEST

reasons why Croatia is the best country in the world

>white
>catholic
>beautiful women
>actual men and not pussified nu-male faggots
>beautiful land
>beautiful beaches
>beautiful sea
>perfect climate (hot summers, snowy winters)
>most women have traditional values
>wins wars
>doesnt put up with shit from anyone and reacts if opressed
>despises niggers and anything brown
>historically significant
>defended europe from muslims
>culture
>country crawling with ancient buildings and structures
>relaxed way of life
>doesnt take a lot of money to start your own buisness (compared to most countries)
>can easily succed if devoted and good
>many inventors and inventions
>fought at the right side during ww2

Cons:
>corrupt polititians
>most people dont earn a lot of money but they get along fine

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>white
stopped reading here. you all look like muslims

Okay mr. 50% white :)

BUMP FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE

They look like some tanned fucking hot ass Slavic women, wtf is wrong with you?

more pls I haven't seen a white person in weeks

Typical croatian women

This triggers the Croatian ...

Prosjecan BDP hrvata 20000$
Hahahahhahaha da bar

"whitee"

>White
>Slav
Choose one

I choose White.

Superiority breeds jealousy :)

Not my fault your country is full of and run by niggers

RIGHTFUL VENETIAN CLAY!!!!

>A Pineapple.
Just fuck of north west serbia.

Looks like italian imo

59.9

Is Pic related King's Landing? That looks exactly like blackwater bay

If you cant keep it its not your clay. Luigis sucked our dick at the end of it all and we got the most beatiful coast in the world.

>nation of servants and lackeys
>allies with mudshits
dropped

also
>wins wars
>laughing_grills.jpg

it is your fault

Yes it is. A big portion of game of thrones was filmed in various coastal regions of croatia.

My wife and I want to vacation here. We can kayak between fortress walls? Sign me the fuck up!

Nobody will bother us, right? We really like to keep to ourselves, though, even in public. Don't wanna insult the natives by being anti-social or anything.

No one is going to bother you. People understand if you want privacy with your wife

Why is it so common for people on pol to advertise their country's women to bulls?

The only mudshits we allied with are bosnians, so ill assume youre talking about yourself you fucking carpet-kisser

That's because they used that city for a lot of the King's Landing exterior scenes.

>commies

Into the fucking trash.

Croatian women are literally the most dirty women around.

I want to visit, Im not very familiar although I think youve gone too far with the serbs during ww2

Go on...

Balkans always go too far

Thats what makes it fun

doesn't know what GDP represents lol

za ostalo necu, neka vam ga thread crvati, uzivajte

Good points. However
>historically significant
About as significant and as effective at stopping hordes of niggers as Belgium.
>defended europe from muslims
See above
>wins wars
Wut.
>actual men and not pussified nu-male faggots
dream on. Otherwise I completly agree.

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>Croatia
>not cuck capital of the Balkans
Sorry Ustasafaggot, but nice try.

Jebem ti glupu mater janez

>calling a Serb Janez
Come on now, that's too harsh.

White means cucking for niggers and Muslims. Slavs don't do that unless they get backstabbed by ""whites"".

We fought the muslims for over a hundred years
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Years'_Croatian–Ottoman_War

And just because you lack testosterone doesnt mean everyone else does

>Croatian
>implying Croatia wasn't abolished in 1102

Ajde cigo prošeči

TRIGGERED

:)

>implying there was a Yugoslav military helping RSK
>implying there wasn't NATO helping NDH 2.0

TRYING SO HARD, USTASABRO

Excuses
You lost, end of story.

kosovar here, he lost TWICE

why don't mediterranean countries plant trees? do they want to keep it that way forever?

You forgot

>member of the EU

Literally negates everything you just listed. Youre as cucked as the rest of them.

>end of story
>literally not end of story
Don't place your bets yet, Ustasabro. History is known to be a bitch. Nobody knew Bosniaks were a thing just 30 years ago.

Is Diocletian considered a national hero, or is he vilified due to the persecutions?

I'd like to visit Spilt one day and see his palace.

Davor it was a tie who knows how many more years the war would last if burgers didn't intervine,butt atleast The West got what they deserved :)

When i was a kid serbia had 10 milion citizens. What they become is pretty sad.

How does Croatia feel about Americans?

>When i was a kid serbia had 10 milion citizens. What they become is pretty sad.
We never had 10 mil people in Serbia we had 8 mil together with Mountain Niggers,when they left we had then 7,5 miland today we have 7,1 mil

>white

Seriously if this is the best thing you have to offer that's pretty pathetic. Basically trying to make up for all your shortcomings by jumping up and saying "HEY I HAVE WHITE SKIN" and then going back to banging rocks.

>catholic

That means heretic. Fucking argentine commie worshiping heretics.

oh look, Hungarian stable pretending to be a country, funny

We had about 9 million with Nigger Eagles.

Pic related.

Wasn't the black nigger in bongland not caught?

isn't it closer to like 6 million

Elect trump and ill personally feel much better, but like every nation there are always good and bad individuals.
A sta bi bilo nikad necemo znat. A to da je zapad dobio sta je zasluzio si dobro reko.
Imali ste oko 10 miliona i onda ste se raspali na sto komada

That's 15yo+ only. Learn to read, Nigger Eagle.

>nigger eagle
is that the new one you guys are using? analbanian and shiptar didn't work out or something?

Sorry if i offended you by being white tyrone

You have to mix up the memes a bit. Old ones become boring after a while.

>turkish army destroys them at kosovo
it was a tie
>cro army wins the war
it was a tie
>actually had a fascist government during ww2
the croats were more fascist

is taqia also a thing in serbia or are you just that delusional?

the albozerg one triggers me the most, like fuck man why are we a starcraft race now

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