Ayy Arrival

ITT: A 60 mile wide (100km for you metricucks) ayy mothership parks itself in the sky above your city/town. It sits there for 24 hours.

How do the locals react?

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>Philadelphia

Law enforcement proceeds to print 3-mile-high parking ticket and place it on the side of the ayy's hull.

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top kek

Start shooting at it

They've come to take back Vitalin Buterin?
Well I don't think they'll find him here

Well my town has only 300 people so the government could make an easy cover up job if they wanted to

they'd probably take it as the second coming of jesus then empty out all the walmarts and stores to prep for doomsday

start charging my positron rifle

nuke it back into orbit

>60 miles

That's 4 times bigger than the warships from Independence Day. Shit like that won't just "show up" without causing massive weather disruptions.

>flag
they blow themselves up while shouting allahu akbar

handing over the applications for asylum

>O, suka blyad, nu pizdec

bump

depends on how high up it is

even if low, the main disruption would be blocking out clouds like a giant mountain range for a single day, so not exactly catastrophic

Leftists will blame the government and niggers will try to break in to steal something.

simultaneously tax it and offer them welfare
government bans trading with them, arguing it would hurt local manufacturers of alien technology

kek

Can confirm parking enforcement in Philly are textbook sadists.

Older people would go to church praising the Lord which has arrived with a spaceship obviously, the younger ones would panic so they'd either run away or get drunk and have the time of their lives because who knows what's going to happen next?

We throw empty Buckfast bottles at it and demand satisfaction.

>ship stops in the sky over Detroit just to empty its septic tanks

>it's an improvement

All the hunters get arrested for shooting at it
All the Christians start rewriting the bible again to make this fit their beliefs
Mayor surrenders the city to it within an hour

people use it as an excuse for not going to work, public transports stopped working anyway
arabs and black loot everything because that's what they do, antifa tag along to break things

then, for the government, probably evacuate the gold reserve from the national bank throught the subway like during the 1968 leftist riots along with some master piece from museums
two airports shut down, traffic jam, military in charge of evacuation, attempt to communicate

oohh eh wud ya look there? itsin lookin like one ov em ufo-thingys ther bud.

*proceeds to shoot at it with a hunting rifle*

Ask it if it has been paying its 43% income tax and VAT

try to convince tourists and old jews to pay to see the mothership

celebrate because our intergalactic brothers finally arrived and will rescue us from the savage inhabitants of the planet, then we burn it to ashes

>60 mile wide alien ship
>hard to see

Pick one

Communicate in Esperanto with our new alien overlords.

Nuke city just to be sure because fuck whatever the aliens want.

Sell intel about Argentina to them

user...if your gonna go, go big.

this.

*buys it off the aliens*

you think things being free will stop floridians from charging for them? we make bottled water