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supepower by 2020, /toil/ is on the rise

would rather die than be a y*nk

jabbed one of my runts up the arse with a random needle for no particular reason and it screamed MUMMY

sue

ghor middle one

l'm right

If you knock somebody up in a foreign country and then leave are you realistically responsible for dealing with it?

who does this leaf with his bent /toil/ board think he is

fuck off leaf, I simply shannot be leaving /brit/ for toilposting

Because if we lower tariff rules our end, they must comply also in reverse, under WTO rules. And besides, imagine the revenue created for the treasury with these new tariffs. NHS will get that money easy

What ethnicity is the girl on the right?

would rather die

Not much due process or presumption of innocence on /toil/

what happened to all the drug posting we had ayear or two ago, miss that

Yes @lywi.gr

Eurasian

no im right and im getitng anoyed with u wil u rfljcing sht up u litle fuk king cunt

your loss lad, we're having a blast in here

IM ON THE EDGE

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looks like my complexion so probably half asian half white

sunshine... on my shoulders... makes me happy-y-y-y-yyyyyy

mum will probably ring me tonight and i'll have to pretend like im not a depressed cunt who hates himself haha

love you ;]

moor

weirdo runt taking pics of randos

fuck off leaf

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How does it feel knowing you weren't born in the greatest nation-state on Earth (Texas)?

Pretty bad, I imagine.

sixth form toil on the morrow

why do all perfumes and deodorants smell awful?
i just don't understand why it's considered clean and attractive to smell like a chemical factory

Just talked to Dean. He said the party was full but he was able to get my sister in. What a great a guy

took acid and pierced the veil of maya to glimpse the underlying universal will again

nice eyes

cant seem to work out how to install extra flags with the latest firefox update

She smiled and waved afterwards

TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAIIINNN

>tfw not Paul Wall

favourite type of coffee beans?
sumatra lad here

oh dear...

good lad

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Just gotta use your natural musk. Lots of folk may not like it but if you find a girl that does like it. She’s the one.

>watching The Post
>opening scene is set in Vietnam war
>CCR in the background

it wasn't Fortunate Son, but still .. how fucking cliched is that?

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tastes like shit lad

The tennest ten

the ones that get shat out by that jungle ferret thing

jaqkwone jaqkwone jaqkwone

shrooms or acid lads

Poo in sue

love eating coffee beans and coffee cake and coffee chocolate

glad I got this lamp for my room. The using the room light gave it a repressive feel. Like a 1969 prison of war in Hanoi type feel

not as cliched ad Sup Forums makes out

shroom

Are you a BLACK ubermensch?

Lavazza espresso roast

not a single yank on /toil/. just saying

>NESCAFÉ RICOFFY is a truly South African brand whose heritage stems from the time of the French Huguenots, who originally introduced chicory-based coffee to South Africa.
You lads have something like this by you? Nigger coffee.

oh look a racist muslim. how refreshing.

Caffeine

Might to the ‘cide
Not feeling very well to bqh, Don’t know if it’s because of the last two wanks I had over two days...
I’m getting self destructive again (touching my spots, doing autistic things with my hands like rubbing them together to get some dark stuff to form)

Really REALLY grim and I don’t know how to stop it...
I don’t want to slip down the slope and become a NEEToid

why on earth have you sent this nonsensical, autistic image to me?

what sort of sex toys do you lads own?

LOVE the summer of 69

school was dreadful but a piece of piss in terms of difficulty, started learning for final exams 2 days prior and still got very good marks. in uni, even learning for several weeks wasn't enough to ensure just passing the course

la creatura

going away forever

youre a snow yank

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is le multivariate analysis man now Sup Forums's favourite intellectual?

took acid and pierced my frenum

haha alan mate I was only joking about the takeaway you didn't actually have to send one over

the gf is listening to her insufferable normie vloggers while i am expanding my mind to sargon and woes

need a bf

Go back to your own board, DISGUSTING euro

what the fuck is this post mate

shan't be going outside today

same time tomorrow so yeah?

want me to change that?

Lebanese

i'll rangeban you so fast :^)

no

considering having a mental breakdown

I've never had a one night stand, never approached a woman I didn't know and I'd never use a dating app or anything like that. I'm more comfortable getting to know people passively in a work setting or finding new hobbies/clubs and stuff like that. I'd even consider fucking boring shit like 'bring your pet' clubs hosted by the local church or something, at least these people might be genuine and nice instead of the thick edgy twats you get elsewhere, at the very least you might make few friends that won't be secretly wishing you failure. I just try to be positive and friendly, make jokes and see if I start hitting it off with anyone, far less pressure that way.

Just blogposting

NO i am leaving forever and killing myself so goodbye

have left the house 1 (one) time in 2018

adios

Today's Tom Sawyer
He gets by on you
And the space he invades
He gets by on you

king prawn bhuna, 2 bhajis, a pakora naan and some pilau rice ta boss

>metal and plastic containers

whoa that's radical for a takeaway
it's either one or the other

supra mayro kratt

hi x

how the fuck do Newcastle get on the tele every fucking week

Modern day warrior today's Tom Sawyer, floated down the river on a raft with a black guy!

any modern way toiler with mean mean pride in

just done a pOO (it came out of my bottom)

/toil/ is a strictly CANZUK +friends board. I.e., no sharts.

how times change