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Looks like a big jew nose covered in cocaine,
I seriously thought it was going to be a stupid horror movie with a killer snowman. So glad to be wrong.
So did I and I laughed through the entire trailer thinking about an actual snowman doing those things.
me too right until I saw fassbender
can't unsee
This looks exactly like the kind of movie that would have a twist ending where the killer is someone you'd never expect
this, the whole title makes me think of a shitty b type horror movie like that dumb smiley movie. Yet the trailer and cast is pretty good.
Looking forward to it.
I liked the book.
>inb4 fassbender is the snowman
i kept meaning to read the books
It's the main womans brother. Shouldn't make movies based on books.
this guy is like THE shit movie saver
>that lowercase typing
Yeah, I don't think you're smart enough for books.
yeah its fassbender
What a chilling trailer!
>Detective Harry Hole
What did they mean by this?
this looks gaaaaayyyyyyyyy.
Allow me to break the iceeee.
We'll never get our Smiley vs Lenin Santa sequel, will we? This just looks like a decent tgwtdt ersatz. I expect more from Alfredson.
What sets the book apart from any run-of-the-mill thriller?
.......nice.
>trailer gives away most of the movie
welp
hmmmmmm
I feel like I already watched the whole movie after that trailer.
Nah there's a whole book series with Detective Harry Hole, 12th one came out this year.
>Detective Harry Hole
Really makes you think.
they should bring it back IMO
>sir, this is gonna be a shitty horror thriller>
>we can cast eric roberts or somethi-
>fassbender is already on set
>he has already showed his penis to all the crew
this. tinker tailor was amongst the best kinos of the decade.
i really hoped they would do smileys people eventually and have him go against karla in a mind battle.
Haven't read that many thrillers to compare. Jo Nesbo's books definitely belong to genrefiction but I felt that they had enough philosophy and character study to keep me interested. Although it's been a while I've read anything from him.
why the fuck would you name a character that
>>he has already showed his penis to all the crew
>before -me-? I thought we were friends..
I'M FUCKING NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS
I miss Fassbander's cock man, when is he gonna do Shame 2?
>>he has already showed his penis to all the crew
fucking killed me
I read somewhere this flick is part of The Emoji Movie extended universe.
Uhm... did you- nevermind
this dude watching the same trailer we are?
>jk Simmons using an accent
Fuck it. I'll watch just cause he rarely does that
Holy shit are mid-budget films making a comeback?
This looks like cliched garbage, so much frogposter dialogue, but Rebecca Ferguson looks hot as fuck
kek
the books are norwegian. hole is pronounced "holay".
It's an adaptation of a shitty b-tier Norwegian crime novel, this is gonna be bad.
I hope so.
>He's killing women he disapproves of
>We should all CELEBRATE how this brought us together
>Nigger background music
It's going to be cucky isn't it.
>Nigger background music
>Massive attack
dumb frog poster
I didn't watch the trailer, but I read the novel on the plane like 10 years ago. Wasn't particularly cucky, just a really bland and uninspired crime drama.
i fucking love harry höle
and how is this supposed to be scary?
This is the biggest thing ever to happen in Norway. Sad, but true.
kinda disappointed desu
In the US we consume crap, this is what we do 24/7
As apparent ITT. Just put a meme actor in it and these idiots start salivating. They're chinese audience level retarded
that would be nesbo's novel Panserhjerte
The killer is a chick
>thin metaphor about how white people is evil
good goy Mr. (((Fassbinder)))
There's a meme with that face
No its not. It's the psychologist that Rakel (harry's ex romance) is dating.
This movie looks fucking stupid
WE'RE WALKING IN THE AIIIIRRRR
This. Trailer makers are retarded faggots
He was a doctor, not a psychologist, that's how he learned about the women cucking their husbands.
>bookfags spoiling the whole film
That's why you don't make films based on books
The book is shit and the film will be shit too.
Because no one asked for it!
Looking at it again she seems conniving as fuck, I mean if she's really the killer they basically spoiled it in the trailer with all those shifty eyed looks.
She's swedish, she can't help looking that way
Nah, more like hool-eh
>trailer spoils the whole movie
for fucks sake
Are you implying Jack Frost is not kino?
the beginning seems like a parody
It's full of cliched murder mystery lines, I guess they're not as obvious in norskie
Is this based on the shit novel where the killer hides his victims bodies inside snowmen?
>trailer spoils the whole movie
This, what the fuck is wrong with these people ? It was like a recap of a previous episode, how can you not know how to make a trailer in this age ?
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