The name's Bond. Jane Bond

The name's Bond. Jane Bond.

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Could women EVER do anything that isn't passive aggressive?

Childbirth

should superman be a British female?

Black Widow is already female James Bond. Nice try you edgy cunt.

I hope Emily Blunt gets the role, she is hot, she is fit and she already showed she can carry a badass role.

>boyfriend says he's not sure where the relationship is going
>she gets off the pill without telling him
>gets pregnant
>has the baby to "keep him"/"spite him"
I think that can be labeled passive aggressive, can't it?

the actual physical event, not the soap opera particulars leading up to it.

>um?? WE'RE pregnant??
Their entire existence lies upon passive aggressive remarks to make themselves feel better

They'll still complain because she's white and straight

I mean why not? If 65+ years old doctor who can turn female, why not bond?

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Doing this takes away ALL the characterisation that is Bond. I have got zero problems with making a women 006 or 009 whatever, but Bond is sacred.

>not black
into the trash

The name is Bond.
Atomic Blonde

Yeah seriously it's as if 0012 and the other 00 agents just aren't a thing.
>women being in charge of knowing something
Are we the fools for expecting anything more?

i think she's currently the only one out there capable of pulling a role like this without being fucking ridiculous.Edge of Tomorrow,Sicario,Looper

Her and Noomi Rapace IF she tries a little bit hard

I don't feel like she has the right look for a female Bond, if one could ever be made. She can definitely play a badass, but I don't think she could be a Bond type.

Good, this will be the film to bankrupt sony

t-t-they lost distribution, right?

I think she is perfect for the Bond role.

I liked it better when it was called The Long Kiss Goodnight desu.

Fuck. Now I want to rewatch TLKG so hard. It was great. No forced romance (Sam Jackson puts Geena in her place when she tries to fuck him after gaining her memories back. She's married and has a kid). No feminist bullshit. Geena looked strong enough to pull the shit her character did, even the hand to hand. That torture scene was great.

Such an underated action movie. Bourne before Matt Damon, but with less shaky cam.

>unironically entertaining the idea of a female Bond

Has everyone lost their minds?

>youtube.com/watch?v=fmU6LH_Iq-Y
>1:25
>tfw she will never bench press you

lets talk about her feet

No, why do you think something as asinine as gender-swapping Bond is being talked about? Reminder: this is the same studio that lost 80 MILLION on a gender-swapped ghostbusters movie

There's 3 pure cancer generals having to be hidden every 15 minutes, I couldn't give less of a fuck about what I post about on here any more.

Because you'd suck her feet you fucking faggot, in reality outside of your obsession she'd be an awful bond. Your head is way too far up your ass, or should I say hers? Emily Blunt fucking sucks

Let's start asking the important questions.

Would a female bond be a womanizer?

A M prequel (Judy Dench's M) would be great. A period piece set in the 50s/60s. maybe even about the creation of the OO program?

Who could play young M? Would she be a OO? Will her arc be going from maverik loner agent to responsible leader?

I'd watch that.

WHITE? This is very problematic

unironically Olivia Coleman. Has similar presence in being intimidating just by talking

>Because you'd suck her feet
yes sir I would

>female bond

Imagine a Bond who gets sloppy drunk and fucks a bunch of dudes.

Yes, and she would play with men, using them for something (no sex), and then discard them.

They even stole the drinking/taking a shot bit in Atomic Blonde from TLKG lol

That's a maneater, not a womanizer retard.

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1:45

>a dominant woman who has many sexual partners.
>a man who engages in numerous casual sexual affairs with women.
I'm sorry, but are you completely fucking retarded then if you can't even keep up with your own shit?

Wow, like Modesty Blaise? Such an original concept, a female James Bond

They'll never make a proper MB movie, will they?

Not trans enough.

Emily Blunt is always in boring roles and can't act. You just think she's pretty.

>Emily Blunt is always in boring roles and can't act.

The sad part is you probably like Kristen Stewart

A opposite gender Bond would be Female (male) idiot, hence a womanizer. Get with the program.

she is pretty and has a nice body of work.
she is perfect for the Bond role.

I'm still thinking the next Bond movie would be better if they do the following

>get Pierce Brosnan back in the game but this time as retired old 007
>get a female bond rookie who needs the help of Brosnan 007 to catch some super villian
>make it a buddy movie with high sexual tension, explosions and a fun plot that goes around the globe

I tell you this would break 400 million on first weekend.

Daily reminder: James Bond is a European man just as Fleming created him.
pic related. Fleming's own personal vision of Bond.

>Her chest edges are super difficult

>balding cunt

you niggas are way too obsessed with what twitter celebs have to say.

stop, reevaluate your life.

Well you got me there, my man.

Brosnan still looks pretty good, if not better now that he's grey and all that. They could do a "spin-off" where the agent is "007" but the female equivalent. Don't know what you would call them but it could be interesting. Just no ""comedy"" or any kind of retarded quipping shit in it to nod at it.

And Brosnan could still pull it off, dude is in awesome shape.

Bond turned shit when Brosnan left.

>dude is in awesome shape.

How else would he keep his wife off exercise machines and dietary supplements

Her tits are literally sagging

Why can't they create new characters instead of rebranding every male character as a strong independent woman ?

I didn't say comedy, I said "fun plot", you know they going into interesting places.
Like a volcano base, Area 51 , underwater dome, a sinking cruise ship, an exploding A380 etc.
and Brosnan delivering good one liners to it. also make him a bit more crazy and tell random storys of top secret missions of the past.

What's your point? We've had that bond like 20 times. It's stale af. That's why they got Angry McBlondBond last time, to reshuffle things. Gotta shake up the formula from time to time if you want to keep spinning off sequels literally forever.

It's not like you can't just rewatch From Russia if you need a classic dose to keep your blood-bond-level up.

That's what happens when wymyn don't wear patriarchal torture devices, shitlord.

Rule 63 shithead

>Why can't they create new characters instead of rebranding every male character as a strong independent woman ?
I mean, that part's fairly obvious. Hollywood doesn't do new ideas. Everything is derivative. Some random indie genderswap reboot hits it big once, and the default studio reaction is "Well that worked... let's keep doing that exact thing, over and over, until it stops producing revenue".

They do that with everything. Why do you think we're drowning in capeshit right now? It's because a couple pictures (Ironman and Batman Begins, most notably) proved the formula could make money. So the studios will just keep hitting it over and over until the well dries up.

Emily Blunt should be the new Bond.

also this

Pierce Brosnan James Bond was best bond

best aesthetics, best intros, best music, best action.

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they should bring him back

Reminder that making a female Bond is retarded.
Bond has been the same character for 50 years, this isn't a Doctor Who situation where it's a clear slate every time.
Bond has been multiple actors playing one character, same personality and same look.

South African Bond

Would this movie be about British support of the Apartheid government?

007 is just a title tho, doesn't mean a woman could not have the title.

also she doesn't need to be 007 from the beginning, she could be 006 and get trained by retired 007.

Looks like a young James Cromwell.

Jesus christ that sounds so good.

Already happened mutiple times in 60s Casino Royale.

Mata Bond was best Bond.

>"honey can i use the treadmill"
>"yes darling, just... after I'm finished"
>runs on treadmill for the entire day

Die Another Day wasn't the greatest obviously, but I'll be damned if it doesn't have one of the best opening sequences I've ever seen in my life.

NO BOND NEEDS TO BE DARK, GRITTY, REALISTIC, AND EDGY.

kekd and checkd

Let James Bond die already.

Craig's Bond was the worst bond

that was 50 years ago tho, time to try again I'd say.
we have the perfect cast already.

Pierce Brosnan + Emily Blunt = shit would be cash

Daniel Craig also sucks balls and is the worst bond EVER.
his movies are boring as fuck.

The Chinese hotel scenes are kino as well

who gives a flying fuck though, hasn't been a good bond movie since Albert and saltzman died.

I thought it was cash.

>when the torture intro with the music is part of the movie

I guess I'll die another day
I guess I'll die another day
I guess I'll die another day
I guess I'll die another day

You know historically speaking some of the most valuable spies have been women.

It did. It really did.

actually most of the most valuable spys were Jews.

>jews gave russia the nuke secrets
>jew told russkis about US building a tunnel over to east berlin
etc

IF they were going to do a female Bond (and I'm now saying they should), this would be the way to make that transition

Plus Brosnan deserved better Bond movies, Goldeneye was the only good one he got to be in

Sure, but James Bond holds the 007 title.
Make her another 00 agent and I'm all in.
In fact, a tense female spy film that focuses more on infiltration, seduction and hiding in plain sight more than shooting and action would be the shit.

There's a lot of potential in the 00 universe for more interesting films, they just don't have to be "James Bond but black/female/trans/american/whatever". There's a lot of different subgenres in the spy genre and they should bank on that.
Just make Bond the loose cannon at MI-6, everyone hates him for being loud and causing massive damage, but he gets results.

>You just think she's pretty.
Kind of a requirement for a Bond you autist

Yea I also think they should expand the Bond Universe a bit more.
Not just focus on James Bond 007 but on other agents as well.
It always felt like a one man show and misses to show all the support that the MI6 provides.

They absolutely should get Brosnan back.
Dude aged like a fine wine and he could still pull it off.

Two big black jocks to my room, right now.

But 007 is the big one. Women activists will think they are being cast in a lesser position.

But Fleming is a hack.

this. if she's not a mega lesbo then why even bother?

that could actually work.

>They absolutely should get Brosnan back.
>Dude aged like a fine wine and he could still pull it off.
Time to do a "James Bond & Son" thing like Last Crusade. Fuck it, roll out Connery to be grandpa, too, why not.

Or James Bond and daughter in our case, but they shouldn't really be related because of the sexual tension and they might fugg.

>Be womyn
>Take what men created and made popular and insert woman in it
>Gurls can do it too!!! Gurl power!!

can she pick up and fuck hot women though?
you know, that's part of being James Bond

I'm all down for it, I'd say she is bi sexual tho in the movie

>can seduce guys and girls
>turns into muh dick: the movie and an all time Sup Forums classic

The comments calling for Tulsa Swinton to be bond. Could you imagine her trying to seduce people and be a spy? Lol

>she-wolf: a symbol of avarice and particularly avarice in the Church, since a statue of the she-wolf which suckled Rome's founders, Romulus and Remus, then stood outside the papal palace of the Lateran in Rome.

>Make the female agent look like Anna Chapman because redhead spies are still the hottest thing
>More low-budget, no big set-pieces or gadgets
>For the sake of continuity, have her meet Bond in the MI-6 building, they banter back and forth.
>She has her own support team to help her along the way
>M gives her the usual Bond mission of going somewhere exotic and finding information
>Movie is more suspenseful and focused on actual espionage. She disguises herself, seduces high-ranking people, be they man or woman and eventually gets to the top of the operation
>There's the usual stuff: Getting information seconds before her cover would be blown, the torture scene, a fight scene where she fights a big guy and struggles to defeat him, an assassination scene where the setup is that she has to kill a guy silently in a room filled with people, etc...
>Finale is a desperate last attempt after the villain has the upper hand
>She gets it within an inch of her life
>Another sucessful mission etc... etc...
>She hears that Bond has just blown up a major city building
>She just sighs
>Credits

>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
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Don't understand the obsession of gender or race swapping, when there are original ip's out there that could use an adaptation. Velvet being an example.