East America

East America
>rich snobby elites
>jews
>retarded hillbillies, rednecks, and negroes
>decaying infrastructure
>shitty cold weather in the north, horrible humid swamp in the south
>dense population and massive hive cities
>everything is a rat race

West America
>relaxed, freedom loving people
>beautiful landscapes
>plenty of room
>cities are new, clean, with good infrastructure
>confident pioneer spirit

Why the FUCK would anybody still live in East America?

East America gives you money

Nuke everything east of the mississippi

Nuke everything west of the mississippi

Wrong, silicon valley is BTFOing the old money eastern establishment

easterners are absolutely degenerate, never recovered from the civil war
that being said california has the same disease

kansas is the closest thing to shitposting irl
>centrism
>Massachusetts without the jews
>everyone hates each other
>everyone has guns
as long as you stay out of KCK, it's a great state

east america IS america
outside of 2 cities, the west doesn't contribute with anything but dirt and rocks

low population density is better
you know what happens when you put humans too close together
you get india, or belgium
low pop density west is comfy

Missouri fits none of what you described for East America except hillbillies and most of what you described for West America. I will say though, from my time on the west coast (mostly around seattle), west coasters are some of the least relaxed and laid back people I've ever had the displeasure of meeting, it was fucking depressing being over there. That might have to do with the fact it always fucking rained, though.

Downside: lack of forests

Alaska is east but larps as west

I'm an kansan and I don't think we are very centerist. It's pretty right wing outside Lawrence. Johnson county and maybe Wichita aee the only areas I'd say are pretty centerist.

>no woods to rape people in

only a G*rman would see that as a negative

Holy shit I honestly thought Montana and Wyoming would have more forest coverage.

t. loser hick

I live on the West side of this country and will be moving to the East side of it.
Fuck the Western side. It's full of spics and faggots.
Forests and actual American culture > whatever bullshit you want to brag about here

Unless you live in the NY area and maybe new england you're gonna be poor. In the west you can make it almost anywhere and even in the countryside of bumfuck Wyoming, most farmers are millionaires, not joking

>no forest to trap a roman army
the eternal g*Rman

Is it easy to get a job in the tri-state area ?

Youre literally just talking about New York City and california

isnt the real america the northeast? without basketball enthusiasts and others

And people who have decent paying careers there can't even afford houses or apartments.

I can't speak for all the other western states, but living in the Pacific Northwest is the worst. There's too many people moving out here, the weather makes me want to slit my throat, and the people are generally boring and unfriendly.

I'm from Sedgwick so that explains a bit

Same

Germany is not that forested either, only 32%

You know you are wrong, Cali is the largest state with the largest economy by far

The whitest parts are all in the east (Midwest + Northeast).