Invent your country's representative sport if it were to compete in the Olympics, Sup Forums

Invent your country's representative sport if it were to compete in the Olympics, Sup Forums

Suicide

competitive eating
shooting
bump n run

Competitive saying sorry

Beat me to it

>Competitive mugging
>Competitive police evasion
>Competitive apartheid blaming

Thats finland

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Cum Guzzling

somalian cum guzziling*

firestarting

Ok, then Vodka.

Competitive fucking europe up
Competitive working
Competitive following the leader

how much fucking explosive was that

three or four tons?

I think thats reserved for abos.

looks like a c 130 missile

Cross country corruption.

Competitive Cuckolding

That truck was carrying a bomb.
It set off too early.

Competitive we're not playing this stupid game anymore

thats a big bomb

Competitive Blacking. We are currently +3 dicks above Germany.

Competitive duplicity
Competitive Morris dancing
Competitive getting on and off trains as quickly and orderly as possible

Door holding endurance competition

BTFOing russians and swedes, oh wait..

Competitive colonialism

Competitive losing rightful clay

competitive serb genocides

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State-orchestrated global terrorism.

Competetive Shekel counting

Competitive territorial falling apart

For all of Africa it's running
They run like 1st prize is a kfc coupon

Genocide (runner-up to Germany)
Denying Genocide (gold medal)

Freestyle Banter (arch-rivals Australia).
Synchronised Queuing.
Speed Brexiting. (may not win).

>100 meters porky dash.

>Islamist judo greeting denier

Everything, because we're the fucking best.

Competitive HUEHUEHUE

Starving while growing crops for Britbongs.
Or hurling. we wuz cuchulainn an sheeit

what has the birthrate been like in sweden lately? how many rape children have been born?

Porn making and beer drinking

Competitive drug use.

You would be up there with muzzies in competitive car bombing.

but you muzzies never get to be repeat offenders

Olympic Facepainting
Spear-chucking
Bone Ornaments from the deepest Africa

passing a lie detector test

Shooting is an olympic sport you fucking dumb Amerinigger.

He was not talking about that kind of shooting.

Honduras:
Cross country & assasination.
Banana toss, for distance.

>blurring the face
>fat as a motherfucker
>P90
>no trigger discipline

Everything on this picture is wrong.

Yep. Dude's dead, though.

What's up with the stars

Board control?

Nope. Sicarios. Two dudes pulled over on a motorcycle, and sprayed everywhere. For all we know, they were going for either any one of three dudes that got killed at the time.
>tfw hear shooting as I'm heading for the parking lot.
>hide my skinny jewish ass behind a utilities pole.
>nope. nope. nope.

Wtf where you doig in a risky place like this anyway?

Bear riding

The entire city[country] is risky. We were out there buying something to eat at a nice restaurant. It actually quite shook the country's elite as they suddenly realized that they weren't untouchable in some of the more posh sectors of the city.

>this kills the haji

R A R E

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how you this rare? A FUCKING LAF

Shitposting.

Professional Gassing