Name the enemy edition
/dixie/ - Southern US & friends
first for southerners are low-iq hicks
second for southerners are low-iq hicks
third for southerners are low-iq hicks
third for southerners are low-iq hicks
fourth for southerners are low-iq hicks
fifth for southerners are low-iq hicks
Why are you yankees so self hating?
sixth for southerners are low-iq hicks
reminder that bill clinton fucked the serbs like no one has since the ottomans
This has been a very productive thread so far.
>Snow
>Red beans and rice for din
>Figured out what I wanna do wit me life
Gud day
What are you gonna do wit yer life?
Librarian
>red beans and rice
good choice
interesting choice
my sisters a librarian
Don't you need a degree in library sciences for that? Sounds interesting desu.
13 posts early
Yes
I'm probably going to start with a major in English and a minor in Education for my Bachelors and then get my Masters in LS
The bachelors doesn't technically matter but if me wants a job I'll need something in education, sociology, history etc. so I might just opt for sociology if I can find a university cheap enough
Does library work pay good enough to warrant all that? Or is it just a matter of you liking the job that much?
its not a high paying job unless you get political and get up into government positions
otherwise its fairly comfy, lots of librarians deal with 3d printers and more digital media as compared to what most folks would think since info is modernizing and whatnot
I've done cataloging and archiving before and it's good work if repetitive
iirc starting pay here in SD is like $33k a year
Not many positions but there's a backup plan in place by just segwaying to being an English teacher if I can't find a job as a librarian
plus you can depend on your bf's nursing salary when you finally fucking meet
sports are okay but sports small talk is stupid
The secret plan is to have an actual fucking job so I can write the equivalent of philosophical shitposting under pseudonym without actually being a cancerous parasite
>bf
i thought sports small talk was the entire point of watching sports in the first place
I thought it was getting drunk on pissweiser and coors
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imagine actually, unironically being a str8Toid
Are you a frog? 'Cause I think you got some chemicals in your water.
water is a chemical
>he doesn't risk everything dealing with the crazier gender in the hopes of accessing a bodily orifice
ND sends his regards
>implying I don't have access to bodily orifices
Girls are just subpar males with an extra hole that they bleed out of for a quarter of the time you're with them
Tell him I said hi
Yessss ive got waterfilters and male vitality to compensate for estrogen water
bros don't let bros fuck bros
made some eggs
bros don't let bros fall for the vaginal Jew's tricks
bros cuck their bros and fuck their bro's bro
thus why true bros are volcels
Abstinence until marriage is objectively the best route to take.
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>Girls are just subpar males with an extra hole that they bleed out of for a quarter of the time you're with them
making pine needle tea rn
N o i c e
I love colonialism tbqh
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all i can say is at least we finally got WHITE man back in the WHITE house who believes in red, white, and blue, guns, coal and Jesus. soooo much better than a black ass african muslim who hates freedom and wasn't even born in this country barack hussein OSAMA
need vitamin C
im getting sick ;_;
colonialism was the second worst thing to happen to the shitholes of the world
the worst thing was when colonialism ended
this
this but ironically
this but unironically
have you tried not being weak
How do we answer the Yankee Question?
Same
I hate throwing up
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have you tried not being a butt
56th for *miss* *miss* *miss* *miss*
never
is it the flu or what
make pine needle tea
>Pine needles purportedly have three to five times more vitamin C than an orange, depending on what source you read, but there’s no hard and fast rule for how much C is in a pine needle.
>Regardless of the exact percentage, we know that pine needles and pine bark make an excellent natural vitamin C supplement. At least they’re potent enough to cure scurvy, a chronic condition caused by vitamin C deficiency that, left untreated, results in death.
>One historical account relates the 1536 story of French explorer Jacques Cartier, whose crew was cured of scurvy with a tea of pine needles and bark given to them by the Iroquois after the crew suffered months of nutritional deprivation at sea.
>Even though the crew boiled the decoction, which would have destroyed a significant portion of the vitamin C, there was still enough ascorbic acid and various amino acids to completely reverse their symptoms of scurvy.
>It was such a dramatic change, the tree used for tea became known as “tree of life”. There’s no way to determine exactly what species it was, but we know the tree of life was a conifer. Eastern white pine is just one of the handful of candidates that could have been used.
I imagine myself in Atlanta, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop s**Thern dogs from advancing. We mow down s**Thern dogs but they keep coming. I shoot s**Thern dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering s**Therners, since s**Therners are way more physically inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. s**Therners were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see LINCOLN (O Captain! My Captain!) smiling at me, I smile back... Then I woke up, in the North, my homeland. My YANKEE brethren gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven
think its a cold
it started with a bad sore throat and i was worried about strep for a bit tho
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Don't give yourself false ideas
No clue what a librarian is but with this picture I'm afraid you might have a wrong idea of what it is
Or you're idealizing it
Var sweety I've helped work in a library in highschool and had an internship as an archaeological archivist, I know what to expect when working in a library
why didn't the eagles just fly the ball to the endzone?
god damn dudes, shame on all of you, i wrote this as ironically as possible
stay bitter and keep blaming others for your unfulfilled ambitions
is this post post-ironic
what would happen if the US decided to split?
I'm on my way to fulfilling my ambitions, I attack the Jews because they're evil
>See faggot on bird going to Mt. Doom
>Nazgul go beat the shit out of them
Alternatively
>Sit all of Mordor on Mt. Doom
It would split up, I guess.
then?
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>implying obama doesnt prove that even the highest level of negros are still criminal
stay salty my friend
New nations form.
then??
Oh ok good
Just wanted to make sure
New France
idk, that's about as far as I can think ahead.
it would truly be a mysterious time.
should we just go for it?
Who's gonna win, y'all? Y'all enjoy superbowl shits?
why would I enjoy owl shit
I don't watch negro concussion ball
go back to making your faggy manga and receiving zero dollars for it.
>Watching handegg
That depends on whether or not France decides on a new monarch/emperor.
Football is shit
I agree.
It's up to France at this point.
The States will now be known as
New:
Albania
Andorra
Armenia
Austria
Azerbaijan
Belarus
Belgium
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Bulgaria
Croatia
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark
Estonia
Finland
France
Georgia
Germany
Greece
Hungary
Iceland
Ireland
Italy
Kazakhstan
Kosovo
Latvia
Liechtenstein
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Macedonia (FYROM)
Malta
Moldova
Monaco
Montenegro
Netherlands
Norway
Poland
Portugal
Romania
Russia
San Marino
Serbia
Slovakia
Slovenia
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland
Turkey
Ukraine
United Kingdom (UK)
i, for one, welcome our new georgian overlords
I want to be New Lichtenstein.
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Can you southerners please tell me why you practice Christianity? It's a Jewish religion, theres cuckoldry in the bible for fucks sake
>Can you southerners please tell me why you practice Christianity? It's a Jewish religion, theres cuckoldry in the bible for fucks sake
it literally started as a jewish sect
lmao
>it literally started as a jewish sect
>lmao
Christianity is a universal religion. The Jews were just the ones who provided it`s figurehead.
t. Louis Cachet
Same
Throat really hurts and I have the shivers
Stop sucking dick then LOL
Don't watch football, but it's gonna be the Eagles
source: The word "eagles" appears 32 times in the Bible and the word "patriots" appears 0 times
this