/got/ The One True King edition

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reminder GOT is just bad ASOIAF fanfiction

Fuck your stupid softcore porno show normie scum.

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Kill yourself nigger

Please post some images comparing books to show. I find them quite funny.

1st for the True queen of love and beauty

no

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>Renly is the rightful king
So D&D are trying to show that Brienne is a delusional retard?

Hell, LORAS was a delusional retard about Renly and even him/the tyrell didn't think rightful, only that he'd be "a good king" (loras because he liked his dick, the rest of the tyrell because they knew he was a pushover).

Name one tv show left that haven't become "stronk womyn has lots of sex"

>wow user, that was so epic! thanks for inviting us over!
>Ed Sheeran was a-DOOR-able!
>Kelly C rules!
>and John is so sexy!
>but where were the Snakegirls?

>Stannisfag thread
shit thread t b h

YASSSSS QUEEN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Orange is the new black

I want to be this bear cub

yes.

I know Brienne has fans in the books, but does anyone here actually like Brienne?

Is anyone here satisfied with Brienne's arc in the show?

I can't ignore the fact she has a 6-head and looks like a younger female Ron Perlman but she's got a nice rack and I want to go balls deep inside her with the strength of an ogre.

Now that GoT has finally celebrity cameos that we've all been waiting for, (Ed Sheeran was awesome) who do you want?

Rihanna as a Sand Snake would be epic.

better call saul

Also has the best recent example of a stronk women character DONE RIGHT. She's not a fucking wonderwoman and while she smart and a great lawyer she can (and did) fuck up a few times.

Tbh Euron is the only character who's better in the show than in the book, Book Euron is a shitty anime villain.

Nice backlink retard

Sean Bean as Eddark Stark would be bretty good

>better call saul
Aren't you forgetting

>Also has the best recent example of a stronk women character DONE RIGHT
Never mind

Taylor Swift as a Lannister cousin.

post moar of these

>Brienne's arc in the show
Brienne has an arc in the show?
Teleporting everyone and killing everyone isn't much of an arc.

So no. Well if you're talking about real /got/fags. I'm sure there's some showfag tourist who like her.

Brienne is great imo. Her STRONK WOMYN character actually makes a bit of sense.

quintessential butterface

>being gangraped by Dothrakis

Agreed
She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure.
Her cunt became the world.

And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast.

Rain lashed at his face, blinding him. His mouth was full of blood again. The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit."

Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelt fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.

She could get gangraped by the Ironborn

This
WHENS TAYTAY??

Not sure what implications you're implying.
But I wouldn't even mind the matriarchy-in-charge in GoT if the female characters were just half as good as BCS' Kim.

>gangraped
No!

Taytay is sweet and pure. That would *not* happen.

damn right she was

>ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit

I cackled. Write what you know eh GRRM?

She's a snake user. She lied to Kanye. And she knows, that's why she's dissapeared from public life.

poor Irene, she didn't deserve to have her social life ruined like that

#justiceforirene

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>DER FUHRER OF THE NORTH

>I am not blind, nor deaf. I know that you all believe me weak, frightened, feeble. Your father knew me better. Oberyn was ever the viper. Deadly, dangerous, unpredictable. No man dared tread on him. I was the grass. Pleasant, complaisant, sweet-smelling, swaying with every breeze. Who fears to walk upon the grass? But it is the grass that hides the viper from his enemies and shelters him until he strikes. Your father and I worked more closely than you know … but now he is gone. The question is, can I trust his daughters to serve me in his place?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Y8sTIVuKUhc
>exposition
>ugghghh aghha aaaahhhhuhgghuhhhgghgh

Nigga please, This bitch had more cocks than Walder Frey had wifes

>Taytay is sweet and pure
Yes that is why she would be gangraped
Maybe she could be one of those hot daughter bitches in the Shield Islands that Euron and friends gangbang

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>The old gods of the north have sent this storm upon us. Only R'hllor can end it. We must give him an unbeliever.
>Half my army is made up of unbelievers. I will have no burnings. Pray harder.

vs

>welp my horses are dead better burn my only daughter lmao FUCK I LOVE BEING EVIL

Cercei does her role as a villain just fine. And there's only three Queens anyway. Cercei, Dany and the Dorne one whom I forgot the name of. Dany and the Dorne are not exactly well liked but Cercei is still a good villain even after all these seasons. Though she's less of a threat these days and more of a harbringer of doom.

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Quasimodo fucking btfo

Jesus Christ, these are getting worse and worse

Brevity is the soul of wit

>using "iron price" wrong
based dungeons and dragons

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Does Cersei have a spy? Where does she get all her info from?

I don't think they're about being witty, I think they're about pointing out differences in writing.

And that's an old one anyway.

Also Boob Ramsay is an ugly fat cunt so I don't get why the show made im ripped and with handsome features.

Are the leaks confirmed? I think i ruined it for myself

Qyburn is the Master of Whispers and a fucking good one at that

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I read this in Roy Dotrice's voices.

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I'd bend the knee to Sonso Karstark

>show
>a scene copied about word-for-word from the books

Fucking showfags reeeeeee
Then again it's so obvious it's probably false flag/bait

that bear has probably seen a lot already

whoa

Difference is one of these characters is loved by it's audience and the other is universally accepted as the worst part of the book

First for Bog

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alright lads time for some actual discussion.

okay, so

>consider the following
>dany comes to westeros and she gets btfo because:

>it's GoT (no happy endings, unless dabid goes full cuck mode)
>cersei allies with euron
>the mother fucking dragon binder (this might get cut, keep reading though)
>dany has a huge army that is not used to naval warfare
>the army is not used to fighting in westeros landcsape either (also the dothraki is somewhat unarmored and winter has come)
>leftover wildfire?
>leftover houses might decide to pledge allegiance to the lannisters because they'd see dany as a conquering mad targ

OR it's just gonna end in a tie or dany might go full on mad queen after all, i don't think dany is gonna sit on the iron throne after all of this, if there will be a throne left.
>consider the house of the undying vision

I'd bend her over my dick
>Captcha ERECT BULK

Her current pet maester basically took Varys' idea of using kids to spy and ran wild with it.

le butter of face

okay

user no one likes the sneks. except for titsnek but then again it's only for her tits (obviously).

The real difference is that shit lines like that are the exceptions from the books. Yeah, there might be a few dozens shitty lines... In a 7000 pages book series.

Half the lines on the show are terrible like that.

which is worse, Dorne or Slavers Bay?

is edward sheeran going to be a recurring character? might start watching this gay fantasy shit if he is

Who /tyrell/ here?

Anyone? Please?

Looking for cool Tyrell/Reach pics too.

everything sucks in the end user...

one of the top 3 shows going right now
gets better every season too until GoT

>tfw no-one gives a shit about your favorite House

Dorkstar is meant to be stupid.

He's representative of the Sand Snakes and their ambitions.
Like, here's this new heir of a great house with a huge legacy. And he's a total edgy shithead who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.
Just like the Sand Snakes.

Doran is supposed to be Arianne what Arthur is to Darkstar

>all this whining about Dany and Emilia

I am not even rooting for her, at all, but I hope that she does. I can want to read all of the butthurt that will happen here.

arianne's idea that doran would usurp her is the most retarded thing a character did

when do /ourbois/ jon con and young griff show up?

She's allright, but her beating the Hound was kind of lame.
Great battle though.

this couldve been funny if it was true

but since its not i guess its bait

some time ago this would've made me so mad. Now it just makes me laugh. I'm not sure if ti's a good or bad thing.

Make way for the true heirs of the Gardeners

Kim Wexler is great. Every time she gets into some shit she takes it on herself to get herself out of it. Even when it's Jimmy's fault and they both know it she doesn't blame him for all her problems.
>You don't save me. I save me

Compare that to every character on this piece of shit show

what would be the other 2, pray tell? Looking for some new stuff to watch, but after the GoT debacle of S5/6(and now 7) I'm worried about getting invested in anything anymore.

At least she actually is one.
Unlike Sansa, Dany and Cersei.
Useless twats can't do shit and deserve to die.

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>meant to be stupid
You'll be a lot happier when you realise the books are just as shit as the show.

Also she has an amazing booty.

Who #teamwhitewalkers here?

imo mr robot (though some people hate on s2) and preacher

nice
didnt have that one