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edition: what'll it be?

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superbowl man

churchill looked pretty weird

Look, I won’t pretend I understand it babe, the afterlife and all
But as you died you promised me that you would try to write or call
And I’ve been waiting ever since, every sunday I hold seances with like-minded adults
And roll your corpse into the living room and try and find your pulse and then repine at the results, I’ve even got my windowsills lined up with ultraviolet bulbs, shrunken shrines of human -skulls and other signs of the occult but now I’m at a fucking loss, cause honey, nothing seems to work…

Like I’ve been astrally projecting my body beyond my dreams
Through the fabric of space and time so you could me spot me at the seams
I ventured through the upside-down hoping you caught me in between
But maybe if you’ve got the tech, then you could haunt me on my screens

Like you should infiltrate my news feed
I swear no one would notice
You could float beside some bogus buzzfeed quiz about the POTUS
Be a pixelated phantom ghost
On clickbait propaganda posts
And dictate what you’re thinking through a catchy headline
Like “one weird reason why it’s great to be ethereal”
Or “twenty signs you’re dead now and your soul is immaterial”

Or if it’s late at night then you could swoop in from the shadow realm
And talk to me through pop-up ads that show up over adult films
On anything you’re into, we could start with milf, or facial
You could beam your interspatial spirit into interracial
If you’re feeling sorta formal, we could pizza date on Skype
And I could call the coroner over n’ we could share the corner sliceand when it’s time to go to bed, then we could leave our cameras on
And if the netherworld has one-day shipping free on Amazon

Then you could slumber as you ship yourself, I swear this shit delivers quick
Or send me the address and I could meet you by the river Styx

...

>arse

all south africans should be killed

BBC is ahead of NBC

NBC online is ahead of NBC tv

I am over a minute ahead of yanks, feels like I'm psychic

toil is literally on the morrow

love kiwis
hate saffers
simple as

Post something that really makes you think...

never made a new in all my time here and dont give a fuck

Going Chinese buffet with the lads, you coming user? xx

An Irish fan literally apologise for offensive comments on one of the match threads from yesterday. Reddit is anti-banter.

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wish i had a boyfriend lads
i mean
i THINK im attractive
but nothing seems to work
maybe i just have a trash personality ha-ha

mojito?

Who proud soyboy here?

A pint of ale.

*hands you y debit card*

Open me a tab.

youtube.com/watch?v=dXRdJkwFGL4

got warned on Sup Forums for saying "soy"

kopparberg mixed fruits

>Post something that really makes you think...

...

is the superb owl always black team vs white team

Sup Forums is the cancer killing /brit/

might drink drive maccies again haha

Oxford you're such a normie how do you not have a partner

wish we did ads like the yanks

>youtube.com/watch?v=n5_LOtsPKyk

>that first clip

just finished Victoria and Abdul its lovely how British women even your royalty are so friendly towards Arabic men. do you think Victoria was Diana's inspiration?

Watched this far and I can't remember why I cared.

Drink driving is bad. Get ubereats to deliver something

banter's no joking matter
they coulda doyd desu

tom brady doesn't even look athletic at all

>yanks talking about the superbowl in /brit/
fuck off

Queen Victoria was a leftyfaggot nufemale soygirl

wish i was at a comfy superbowl party in yankland with crazy novelty food and at least half the people only being there to be seen there

>go to Sup Forums
>Solo threads everywhere

fuck

dunno lad
think maybe i just have a shitey gaydar

dont have any gay friends or nuffin

BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS
I
R
D
S

Submitting to Muslim bulls is a British tradition at this point

>Drink driving is bad. Get ubereats to deliver something
not available in my area
my only option for scran

haha you're a real man of the world mate

believe my posts have significant relevance to the course of discussion here
little runts

innit

IF I COULD TURN BACK TME
youtube.com/watch?v=jpe6-oXa0ZQ

has there bee a trailer? havent seen one

You must have a takeaway nearby. Can't be "die driving to maccies or nothing"

Aired in the superbowl ad breK

...

get a gf la

which of you CUNTS linked the wrong thread?!

han soylo

any big man in

missed it. all ive got is bug light, mms, pepsi, stella, toyota, and sprint

Brown hands in this webm

good one lad,

Getting hella crunk lads

i won't die, very experienced at drink driving, maccies is 2 miles away
only takeaways are awful paki inedible shite

anime

>implying i have sex with students
it's the teachers i'm after

I love how yank ads openly slag off competing brands

nb: nb stands for nota bene, which is latin for "note well"

ram trucks

wendys dissing mcds. so weird

actually, jimmy, there is nothing i would rather not watch than your show

trying to discuss british culture here mate

>that commercial with the Vikings

fuck off yank

going to check if the cripsy pancakes are done yet

still no solo

is it not showing on NBC
what channel you guys on??

Not watching yankbowl

business idea: chocolate bitcoins

despise absolutely anything to do with america

basically I sit in a cave eating carrots

youtube.com/watch?v=9Szts88zY4o

It already aired you bender.

Early stages of meth addiction: the picture

gin and tonic

Could care less about the superbowl

business idea: britcoins with the queens head on them and controlled by the bank of england

proxy off

women are useless to me unless i can hit them or fuck them

>healthy snacks
>here are the same 3 ingredients served in pointless, time consuming ways

healthfaggots need shooting

Do you mean “couldn’t”?

castle rock looks like a good show desu

need me a pair of sketchers

heroes arena looks cool

should show again

i want to see it on tv

I stay awake for 2 days straight doing coke and drinking tons of cans of lager and drive anyway without even thinking about it had police cars behind me for miles and miles and never stopped me once. Always check the headlights and rear bulbs though lad driving perfectly whislt fucked is a gift not to be ruined by a fucking £2 bulb that gets u stopped

FOY

this or if they make me food and clean

rasheed

>or

If any lads are unironically watching yankball consider the following:
>the fast players are always black
>the smart and tall players with a strong throwing arm are always white
physical work for entertainment
and you wonder why we are racist

just want a drink that's 60% alcoholic and doesn't taste like petrol

Ah yes cokeshite is here to talk about fucking coke again

mong

There's hope still, lads

Did the man throw the egg?

diesel aftershave desu

>caught a reflection of myself earlier
>looked very tired and sad

Shan't be watching

just admit that we've been colonised by america

ella mentioned

wray and nephew

tfw all my "friends" are at a superbowl party without inviting me

fucking cretin