Do you wear glasses?

Do you wear glasses?
Do you have a beard?
Do you have long-ish hair?

If you said Yes to any of these question, irregardless of your religion/political views, I have bad news for you.

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Yes to all. I also stick bananas up my butt

Yes to all three, however I'm definitely not a nu male in terms of behaviour.

is juan really pronouced huan

kek blesses thee

no
yes
yes

beard + shaved balls = best blowjob ever


what's my bad news, doc?

ayo hol up inject me with that hydromorphone senpai

before and after edition

I used to have fucking long hair when I was a youngster.

I literally caught on fire the second week I started working in the steal industry.

Never again.

As long as it's clean what the hell's wrong with me having long hair. It's been a regular guy thing since the 70s/80s and that hair a lot of times was hell of a lot bigger in volume to to hairsprays and perms and shit compared to my hair which has none of that.

Fuck off grandpa.

>Do you have long-ish hair?
Numales are almost always balding and cut their hair short in a way to try to disguise that they're balding.

>long hair

Are these things cancelled out by well-built, muscular bodies? Numales are always twigs.

Subtle kek.

I was born in 86 you twat.

Try being in a fight with long hair, it does not turn out well.

Good enough if you have a meter sword to distance yourself but we dont fight with fucking swords anymore.

Damn you're right Pablo, Chris Hemsworth is such a nu-male.

> long hair
> beard
> numale

Except that lots of #OlMales had both?

>started working in the steal industry
Is this why black people evolved to not grow long hair?

Sorry, I don't live in niggerland where I have grappling matches every day.

>yes purely due to me being a bitch about putting contacts in my eyes, i need them to see
>no my job does not let me, i look better with scruff
>no I have a military fade

How can people stand contacts? I hate touching my eyeball.

Speaking of which, has anyone had lasik? My eye doc said I was perfect for it since my eyesight hasn't changed since I was 14. Does it work?

>being in a fight
>not defending the head

[citation needed]

You've clearly never heard of the man bun

>beard + shaved balls = best blowjob ever

What?

i didnt choose to have crappy eyes

W-what am I looking at?

He's saying that when you shave your balls and someone with a beard sucks them it feels great.

your immune system

brutal

>irregardless
>Mexican poster

Most spics who speak English know that's not a word. Learning a foreign language people are taught traditional dialect, not slang. Although it's fun to role play I know 100% for a fact you're an American tourist. A stupid one as well.

Why would you vacation in Mexico? That's disgusting.

that's exactly what I'm saying. I hope your inner thighs aren't ticklish.

>wearing glasses means being a numale

you know some of us just have shit eyes

>irregardless
Moron...

Yes
No
No

IT'S A MEDICAL DISABILITY REEEEEEEEE

>irregardless
THIS MAN FAILS!

disregarded

>Irregardless

no
no
no

>3 meters
>Distance
Try 300m

No glasses? Oh fuck off.

And I have a short beard (~0.25 cm), is that numale still?

1: yes
2: yes
3: no
pic related, its me

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>because blacks worked for it
>blacks
>worked
Dis*fucking*missed.

I have prescription sunglasses

They cost me £500 as they are designer frames.

Can you afford £500 sunglasses, op? I would punch you in the dick if we ever met.

>Why would you vacation in Mexico? That's disgusting.

for behin kidnaped, or robed acording new data.

onc.org.mx/

Here are some new and very vital nu-male characteristics:

>is a vegetarian
>rides a bike to work
>regularly wears a backback
>doesn't own a TV and brags about it
>has tattoos

>Do you wear glasses?

I need them

>Do you have a beard?
So did vikings, Blackbeard, and muslims.
Know what they had in common?

They didn't treat women with respect. They treated them like the natural born nation-killing 'progressives' that they are.
Vikings raped and pillaged.
No women on pirate ships.
Made to dress like ninjas.
'Nuff said.

>Do you have long-ish hair?

Nope. Long hair is for hippies and mentally ill people who believe their gender was god's little woops moment.

Your immuno-reactive system reacting to foreign...(ahem) ... nigger bodies.

user, you need to tell him.

The only redpilled style of glasses

Ironically, by that criteria alone, only the old man with the beard on the left would be a numale.
Meanwhile this guy is an alpha by your standards.

>posts pic of pedo-glasses

Only if you're a disgusting latino produced by colonial-era Spaniards massraping indians. Or an Andalusian.

>I know 100% for a fact you're an American tourist
It's clear you're in the wrong here, and you should just swallow your prize and accept the facts, instead of making a half-harded effort at baiting me

>1 post by this ID

>2 posts by this ID
I'm impressed. So it's just a shit post rather than a shil lpost. Will we get any more from you?

I only have long hair and a beard because I took the nazirite pledge in the bible. NUmbers chapter 6. I'm also 6'2" and /fit/ so I ain't no sissy numale.

>irregardless

Do you wear a sombrero?
Do you have a fake greencard?
Do you drive a minivan with 50 people shoved inside?

If you said Yes to any of these questions, irregardless of your religion/political views, you will be paying for the wall

Touching your eyeball is fine. Eyeballs are pretty solid. Anyway, yes, laser works. But you'll probably end up having to use glasses due to eyestrain sometime in your life. But it's nothing compared as to wearing glasses 24/7.

College aged scum, swan dive off the nearest roof. Please and thank you.

>perfect vision
>shave every morning for work
>short semi-professional haircut

feels good not looking like an autist

>sucks viking cock
>"long hair is for hippies"

hmmm

Yes to all 3, and I have a wife, a son, more education then you could ever dream of, a stellar CV, and just started a $65/y post doc.

I'm 29.

yeah because having eyes problems from sport give me the statut of nu-male ? man you're such a little pussy , you're probably 16 and think you're the best in the world ! go eat some BBC carlos martinez de la mierda !

who would marry a narcissist?

- nope, but my vision sucks
- stubble
- very short hair, less than 1/4 inch long

Beards are degenerate you say?

I wear glasses, I have a beard, but I shave my head.

I wear glasses because I can't fucking see without them, and I grew a beard since it's a family hallmark (my dad ha a sick Santa beard, thankfully genetics kept with me so I can grow sick beards too).

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I wear glasses because I have an eye condition.

That pic comes up very quick if you type douchebag in google

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That's nothing, I have all that minus the long hair and shove my wife's 9 inch pink suction dildo up my ass.

you're way off on the backpack one m8, backpacks are the only means of transporting heavy items. I remember that cuck Gavin McInnes (king of the numales, despite his pathetic attempts to mask it) was bad mouthing backpacks saying they look childish and shit - and he was recommending a "stylish" messenger manbag. That shit only throws you off and will lead to spine deformities and scoliosis. True men with symmetrically distributed loads via backpacks are master race tier. But what the fuck would a Swede know about masculinity, besides the feeling of it inside his rectum.

>not secretly watching Chinese girl cartoons while looking like a masculine normie no-one would ever suspect

You know he pays these sluts to be around him for photos, right?

Glasses, yes but only when I'm too lazy to put on contacts.

Beard, no.

Long hair, kind of but it's not a faggoty hipster cut. Think Patrick Bateman but shorter.

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Explain to me how having a neard makes me a nu-male OP? What? Are you jelous about the fact that even females have more hair than you do?

>Mexican
>Calling anyone nu-male
Mexicans are the most metrosexual motherfuckers in the US, and none of them can fight worth shit. Go build that wall, manlet.

>genuinely short sighted, to the point of being pretty much blind without them
>thick rimmed glasses are en vogue and suit me so I wear them
>told not to wear contact lenses because they were damaging my eyes from overuse
>have had a trim, well maintained beard since 2007
>thankfully cut my hair to acceptable lengths about 5 years ago

Fucking hipsters JUSTing my shit up desu

I wear blue contacts
I have beard but its thick, not nu male beard.
I do have man buns.

>Do you wear glasses?
Yes. I need them to see long distances

>Do you have a beard?
No. I have a clean shaven face.

>Do you have long-ish hair?
No. I keep my hair rather neat and short

>Have bad vision due to childhood injury
>Have a long beard because I'm too lazy to shave
>Keep my hair short because fuck having to deal with combing that shit
OPs a faggot.

Beards aren't degenerate but Dan Blizerianbergstienowitz sure as fuck is

Wall just got ten feet higher

Shoulder-length hair is aristocratic.

>Do you wear glasses?
Only when I'm home/off from work, contacts the rest of the time. It's not a fashion statement, my eyes are pretty fucked.

>Do you have a beard?
>Do you have long-ish hair?
Yes, I look like a Son of Odin because I have blu eyes and wavvy dirty-blonde hair

Your move faggot

That's not how it works, someone calls me a nu-fuck and I'll deck them.

>no glasses
>only stubble
>haircut pic related

Used to have long hair back in times. No, sir...

That dude is a loser

>Glasses
Check
>Beard
Check
>Longish hair
WILDCARD - buzz cut

>Irregardless
Mexican Intellectuals everyone

Out of all those I wear glasses but only due to an old sport injury which damage my left eye.
Before that my vision was perfect.. At least my right eye is still breddy berfect :DDD

>Fuck parkour
>fuck shitty old walls
>fuck shitty old mortar
>fuck Isaac Newton

I wear glasses because I'm a blind fuck

Don't have a beard or long hair though.

>but we dont fight with fucking swords anymore.

what type of backwater shithole do you live in?

>glasses
Really?

So defective eyesight makes me a numale?
>build wall

>wear glasses 24/7
>stubble
>hair isn't really long but if puffs out like a bush

I'm a NEET though so it's okay.

>do you wear glasses
Yes. My eyes aren't perfect you fucking idiot. Plenty of people including scientists, doctors, and engineers needed glasses.

>brah you're gay cus you like wear glasses and shit
You are the nu male.