pan american galactic airways edition
/brit/
redpill me on the west midlands
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egg
gurgling goat semen
doing my best, lads
They call him Cucky McCuckcuck.
my dog is a human being
Royalists BTFO
small brain: niggers are more violent because whitey oppresses them
large brain: men are more violent because women oppress them
my wife is a dog
Hey losers
My name is Layne, but everyone calls me Alphabet because i'm the ALPHA male and you can BET on it. My boys sent me the link to this messageboard. They told me it was full of fat pale basement dwelling neckbeards OCD Asians and pathetic gay virgins. Wow they weren't kidding. I haven't seen this level of homosexuality since my broseph Vince got totally zonked on X and mouthkissed Zane. Of course you fags do this shit ON PURPOSE You chumps make me sick hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks making your gay little posts and dressing up like faggots and ejaculating to tranny porn.
Dude you guys would probably cut your own dicks off to be able to observe my life for one day much less live it. I am buff tuff and ruff broski! My body is tanned and chiseled because I use PROTEIN and go to the GYM. You worthless excuses for men don't know how that works. Try not to suck your protein supplements out of a dude's cock. Even if the dude's name is Jim.
Lets face it the chicks can't resist my bangin guns. When I walk up into the club the bitches can't wait for the Alphabet to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties. I have a .312 batting average not that you fags even know what that means and can drink all of your children under the table.You losers need to get a fucking life.
Anyone else feel guided by Lord Gorloj's divine mantras?
charge your fucking battery you savage
Why does everyone hate Americans while cherry picking facets of our culture
its like high school all over again haha x
>facets
FOY they're called taps
>incorporating the word fanny into it
*taps you on the shoulder*
hugest brain in the souhern hemisphere: it's not possible to do a poo and pee at the exact same time
mum wont let me use the air con because she says it costs too much so i have to use the fan instead
im the only aussie in the thread lads
why does everyone hate me
wowwwweee imagine being a peasant like you aha
youtube.com
don't bring me down
refuse to do a shit or a piss solo, I hold on untill I can do the combo for maximum toliet pleasure
love a financially-minded woman
*faucets my cock up your arse*
Hey bud, I think you got the wrong door
your mum lets me use her air con whenever i want
don't remember asking
schizo posting as multiple australians, 2 poms and 1 seppo in this thread right here right now
I constantly samefag in /brit/
every second post is usually me
Mad how two people who love each other can't get married in Australia just because they're both male.
im the resident bruce in /brit/
it's getting darker :(
girls on tinder are NOT responding and i miss my ex aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ahahahaha you dont "ask" what you want from life ... its a present ... you dont get to give the present, you don't get to decide whether or not you want it, life simply gives you a present and you must open it :-)
Emma take a poo
Emma poop your panties
Emma take a poo on me (on me)
Emma take a poo
Emma poop your panties
Emma let me drink your wee
>Feel like going to sleep but it's too early
>Wandering up and down my street at 8PM like some creepy weirdo
>Notice that my neighbours still have their fucking christmas lights on
How long after christmas is it acceptable to still have lights on? This strikes me as pure bogan degenerate laziness.
am honestly the most insightful poster on /brit/
*Rereads the previous, thread*
ah yes very interesting
Same here, kinda wish I was born in some irrelevant country so 90% of all mankind wouldn't hate me by default
the following posts were made by me
i'm an animist, debate me
my brother had a daughter
hoooo hoooo hoooooo
burps smell of sulphur
im a fool in the fetter
hoooo hoooo hoooooo
hillary can still win imo
illumination (illumination)
i guess you could say she's your niece wahey
Christ thank God I'm not normally here at this hour, this is genuinely terrible.
bought a pie which was marketed as a family pie and ate it without my family by myself
wackiness is building
What's on for tomorrow lads? For me, it's aggressive self-improvement. I'm getting rid of the remaining alcohol in my place by drinking it
(wackiness is building)
denzel curry 2018: "no islam"
australian mad men
having sex with worf from star trek tomorrow
*dons the whacky mask (glue on my face(glue on his face))*
pies are named after what's in them, not for whom they are intended
beef pie
chicken pie
shepherds pie
you're Ames aren't you?
3.14? xD
Wacky Bruce, eh? Doesn't seem very wacky to me.
pot pie?
>southerners flip their fucking cars right over on flat motorways in response to 3cm of snow
yeah its a pie made of a family whats so hard to understand about that
having a think about a maths joke i jus made
i'm racist
writing a book for the ages but forgotten to live life in the moment ( ._.)
reckon the australian schizo is beto
im black
*nods in your direction as we walk past each other*
*screams so much i cannot scream anymore*
im not going i dont want to go to mass
hi racist im dad
absolutely fucked it with hannah lads (BINT didn't even realise her name was palindromic)
hi dad when are you coming back from the shops
any Peasant Revolt man in
is ausnz broken
*installs a monitor in the new york met of a screen which just slowly scrolls to the bottom of each thread before proceeding to the next thread*
ah yes
enjoy your tape
Pot pies are not real pies
Reminder to EVERYONE in this thread - if you think that it's acceptable for a pie to just be meat with a pastry lid instead of it being totally enveloped, you are WRONG and you'll be first against the wall when the time comes
yes
porn is art
got stinking feets
got the stinking feets in front of the air con
the air con is pushing the stink back into my face xD
yeah
small brain: women won't have sex with me because of me
medium brain: women won't have sex with me because of the chad
large brain: women won't have sex with me because of the libs
massive brain: women won't have sex with me because of jews
galactic brain: women won't have sex with me because of women
great post
cool story bro
the stink is getting to me
wonder if worf has a big willy
add Sup Forums to that
poo bum willy
XD
yet another girl on tinder shant reciprocate my woo'ing. tis the life of a romantic :)
tfw no hairy australian bf
should all be so lucky
smallest brain: women
medium brain: men
bigger brain: women (male)
non-euclidian brain: men (female)
*punches the nearest australian*